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Is This Normal. ? by MRAKPORS(m): 12:54pm On Dec 04, 2018
Anytime I see my wife's unclothedness
I get haaaaaaaaard
But when I see other nakkednessz
My thing is useless
Soft like water


Please has my wife done me juju?
Re: Is This Normal. ? by yarimo(m): 1:27pm On Dec 04, 2018
MRAKPORS:

Anytime I see my wife's unclothedness
I get haaaaaaaaard
But when I see other nakkednessz
My thing is useless
Soft like water


Please has my wife done me juju?
I congratulate your wife village people grin

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Re: Is This Normal. ? by MRAKPORS(m): 1:42pm On Dec 04, 2018
yarimo:
I congratulate your wife village people grin


How do you mean ?
Re: Is This Normal. ? by Boss13: 1:52pm On Dec 04, 2018
MRAKPORS:



How do you mean ?

Exactly what he meant
Re: Is This Normal. ? by Splinz(m): 2:09pm On Dec 04, 2018
MRAKPORS:

Please has my wife done me juju?

Nope.

You see, your rod is under an anointing that is higher than you. Listen, this anointing that greases it was duly consecrated for your wife as an INSURANCE against unauthorised users of the said rod!

So, trouble not thy rod for it carries in its body the mark of sanctification...

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Re: Is This Normal. ? by Nobody: 4:52pm On Dec 04, 2018
Splinz:


Nope.

You see, your rod is under an anointing that is higher than you. Listen, this anointing that greases it was duly consecrated for your wife as an INSURANCE against unauthorised users of the said rod!

So, trouble not thy rod for it carries in its body the mark of sanctification...
hahaha hahaha... Savage.
@op ur wife is a strong thing lolz
Re: Is This Normal. ? by bingbagbo(m): 5:03pm On Dec 04, 2018
Report your wife to her parents
Re: Is This Normal. ? by Nobody: 6:21pm On Dec 04, 2018
Splinz:


Nope.

You see, your rod is under an anointing that is higher than you. Listen, this anointing that greases it was duly consecrated for your wife as an INSURANCE against unauthorised users of the said rod!

So, trouble not thy rod for it carries in its body the mark of sanctification...
you are funny

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