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HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by FoolishBoy419: 11:10am On Dec 08, 2018
I chopped some pepper to cook my indomie about 20 minutes ago and decided to have some quicky masturbation. I forgot to wash my hand and now my little friend is aching like madt. what do i do please!

help!
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Uglymugg: 11:12am On Dec 08, 2018
Pour water on it.
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Nobody: 11:12am On Dec 08, 2018
You sure are a FoolishBoy afterall.

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Nobody: 11:13am On Dec 08, 2018
Lool grin
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by FoolishBoy419: 11:15am On Dec 08, 2018
Earthbound:
You sure are a FoolishBoy afterall.


If you have no suggestion just outta here. Nonsense.
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by FoolishBoy419: 11:16am On Dec 08, 2018
Uglymugg:
Pour water on it.
i just poured water. The pain has slightly reduced. Should i try ice?
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Uglymugg: 11:17am On Dec 08, 2018
FoolishBoy419:


i just poured water. The pain has slightly reduced. Should i try ice?

Yeah. Dap some alcohol in cottonwool and rub. It will evaporate the pepper residue.

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by DMerciful(m): 11:17am On Dec 08, 2018
Just a matter of time you will be alright. Just wash with soap and bear the burning feeling, it will pass.who knows you may discover an enlargement method for dvck

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Nobody: 11:18am On Dec 08, 2018
FoolishBoy419:


If you have no suggestion just outta here. Nonsense.

OK. Let me suggest a solution. Look for an anthill, bore a hole the size of your okra, stick it inside and wait for 48 minutes.

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by FoolishBoy419: 11:20am On Dec 08, 2018
Uglymugg:


Yeah. Dap some alcohol in cottonwool and rub. It will evaporate the pepper residue.

To be done straight away
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by FoolishBoy419: 11:21am On Dec 08, 2018
DMerciful:
Just a matter of time you will be alright. Just wash with soap and bear the burning feeling, it will pass.who knows you may discover an enlargement method for dvck

Thanks.
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by jessedaflow: 12:16pm On Dec 08, 2018
u can use soap and do the doing rather than vaseline..just a change of style(soaponification)

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by IamPlato(m): 12:30pm On Dec 08, 2018
Foolishboy you Can Get Some Wisdom From Reading My Book.

Grab Your Copy Now smiley

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by IamPlato(m): 12:31pm On Dec 08, 2018
Saffi:
Lool grin
have You Seen My Book cheesy

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Countersam(m): 12:32pm On Dec 08, 2018
FoolishBoy419:
I chopped some pepper to cook my indomie about 20 minutes ago and decided to have some quicky masturbation. I forgot to wash my hand and now my little friend is aching like madt. what do i do please!

help!

Foolish boy!

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Rextizzle(m): 12:37pm On Dec 08, 2018
FoolishBoy419:
I chopped some pepper to cook my indomie about 20 minutes ago and decided to have some quicky masturbation. I forgot to wash my hand and now my little friend is aching like madt. what do i do please!

help!
Pour hot water on it, nonsense!
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Rextizzle(m): 12:38pm On Dec 08, 2018
Saffi:
Lool grin
Have you visited Shiloh? please make sure you do, your fustration and depression is getting out of hand.

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Wuraola01(f): 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2018
FoolishBoy419:
I chopped some pepper to cook my indomie about 20 minutes ago and decided to have some quicky masturbation. I forgot to wash my hand and now my little friend is aching like madt. what do i do please!

help!


grin grin Like seriously?? @Op
You're truly a foolish boy wink

This is d funniest thread I've seen today. grin
Lemme ask you, wah shu wee now do undecided

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by FoolishBoy419: 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2018
Wuraola01:



grin grin Like seriously?? @Op

This is d funniest thread I've seen today. grin
Lemme ask you, wah shu wee now do undecided

If only you knew how much pain i was in. Its not funny at all. But everything is okay now
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by FoolishBoy419: 12:45pm On Dec 08, 2018
IamPlato:
Foolishboy you Can Get Some Wisdom From Reading My Book.


Grab Your Copy Now smiley

High legend part II
Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Wuraola01(f): 12:47pm On Dec 08, 2018
FoolishBoy419:


If only you knew how much pain i was in. Its not funny at all. But everything is okay now



Okay then. Sorry for wah u went thru smiley smiley

No try am again cool

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Kodename: 1:30pm On Dec 08, 2018
op ,masturbte one more time again and you will see the pain flow out with the semen ��

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by Nobody: 1:39pm On Dec 08, 2018
Lolz...who cuts pepper and forgets to wash their hands?

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Re: HELP! My Penis Is On Fiiiiiiire!!!! by osax4pal: 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2018
Apply kerosene on it and and add raw flame, the pain will be gone in less than a minute

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