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The Terrifying Things That Happen To Your Pen!s As You Get Older by callydon(m): 9:37am On Dec 24, 2018
There are few things more alarming to a man than the news that his pen!s will undergo some gloomy changes as he ages.

Be prepared men, your pen!s is going to change as you get older. There are some simple reasons for this, mostly though it’s all about testosterone.

From the age of about 40 onwards the production of this hormone will slow and that drop is responsible for a load of changes to your one-eyed trouser snake. From less impressive erections through to shrinking balls it’s all a possible part of aging.

Shrinkage is a reality
As men age they will start to build up fatty deposits in the tiny arteries of the pen!s. These will reduce blood flow and that could result in smaller erections. Collagen replaces normal cells and makes the whole thing less elastic.

Even your testicles may shrink. Like so much about your pen!s they are controlled by testosterone. As levels drop your sperm production reduces and your testicles may shrink as a result.

Getting hormone replacement won’t help your balls either, because your body will stop sending signals to your testes to make testosterone and they’ll shrink further.

Older men also report that their pen!s appears smaller, but apparently belly fat is responsible for this illusion. Stay trim to stay big.

Reduced sensitivity

As you age your pen!s will become less sensitive. This can cause problems becoming aroused or make it hard to have an orgasm.

You might also find that your pen!s doesn’t get as hard when you get an erection, although this shouldn’t prevent you having sex.

Colour and shape changes

Sometimes it’s possible for men to injure their pen!s during sex or through general activity. This causes the tissue to scar giving your pen!s a curvature. The good news is that this problem can be treated with, of all things, botox.

Blood flow will also affect the colour of your pen!s. The head can become less purple and lighten as you age.

Perhaps some good news?
If you’re no fan of pubic hair then you may be relieved to learn that it, like the hair on your head, may thin out.

Of course like head hair there’s a big difference between losing it gracefully and trumping it up and pretending nothing is changing. Perhaps it’s time to go for that back, sack and crack wax lads?

Worried about your pen!s?

If you’re worried about changes to your pen!s you should always consult a doctor. STDs and other infections can be treated and may cause other, but similar, problems.

Hiding from the reality of our changing members isn’t going to change anything, so keep an eye out for anything unusual and get expert advice.

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Re: The Terrifying Things That Happen To Your Pen!s As You Get Older by callydon(m): 9:37am On Dec 24, 2018
Re: The Terrifying Things That Happen To Your Pen!s As You Get Older by pyyxxaro: 10:07am On Dec 24, 2018
Abeg leave our peniis alone oh shocked
Re: The Terrifying Things That Happen To Your Pen!s As You Get Older by callydon(m): 2:52pm On Dec 24, 2018
pyyxxaro:
Abeg leave our peniis alone oh shocked
Lol

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