@ all,

i sure have missed you guys!!!! i couldnt eat, sleep, ehm ehm ehm _{(whatelse am i supposed to put here?)} all this while

@ tampico,

ah!!! i almost thought my freezer was bad!!! _{now i know it was just nepa playing games}

@ndichap,

the reunion idea is great, but am thinking some people dont want to loose their anonymity. but for me, its a good way to develop freindship.

@ ofuneka _{(whenever you come out and read this)},

i'm starting to wonder what would have happened on the show if any man had shown interest in you!!! somehow, i wish i could ask that boyfriend of yours why he left you _{(and you had better not make him glad he did!!!)} and whether you like it or not, you are a naija babe oh, men when be wan marry you dey look tv oh!!!

my two cents

OFU IS THE ONE FOLLOWING TATI AROUND , SO HONESTY SPEAKING TAT DOES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DERSERVE TO BE CALLED A TART. t HAS ONLY BEEN WITH RICH IN THE HSE NOOOOOOOOOOOO OTHER GUY.

ATLEAST NOW PPL WILL NOT JUDGE TATI SO UNFAIRLY AND SEE THAT OFU AIN'T DA SAINT SHE PROTRAYED TO BE.

IT'Z BETWEEN TATI AND MAUREEN FOR THE $ NOW, THE ONE WHO STAYS 2MORO WINS

OFU AND RICHARD SCREWED UP BIGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME, I WAS SO DIGUSTED I HAD TO SWITCH THE TV OFF. RICHARD IS A DAME FILTHY VULGAR PIG.
THE WAY HE INSISTED ON TAKING OUT T PANTS OFF WHILE SHE WAS SCREAMING NOOOOOOOOOOO AND SAYING STOP IT. THAT F**KING RAPIST PIGGGGGGGG.

why da hell did ofu go back to richiana's bed, omg ofu is on the heat.what is wrong with her she as officially kiss the $ goodbye

Masala gal:

IT'Z BETWEEN TATI AND MAUREEN FOR THE $ NOW, THE ONE WHO STAYS 2MORO WINS

OFU AND RICHARD SCREWED UP BIGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME, I WAS SO DIGUSTED I HAD TO SWITCH THE TV OFF. RICHARD IS A DAME FILTHY VULGAR PIG.
THE WAY HE INSISTED ON TAKING OUT T PANTS OFF WHILE SHE WAS SCREAMING NOOOOOOOOOOO AND SAYING STOP IT. THAT F**KING RAPIST PIGGGGGGGG.

Who the hell is you? Biggie screwed up coz he told them to overshack and see the aftermath. Thank god say na finger! Rubish!!!!!!!!!!

Biggie has officially lost it

Masala gal:

why da hell did ofu go back to richiana's bed, omg ofu is on the heat.what is wrong with her she as officially kiss the $ goodbye

2 bad if she doesnt win, She is a big mess up

@kaydee
DON'T BLAME BB FOR OFU AND RICHARDS MESS UP, LAST TIME I CHECKED BOTH OFU AND RICHARD R ADULTS AND SHOULD KNOW THE DANGEROUS OF
OVER COSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL.

@9JA 4 LFY

JUST MAYBE OFU'S TRUE COLOURS R FINALLY OUT, BUT I THINK IN A WAY WE MUST TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT OFU WAS REALLY DEPRIVED OF SUM GUD
LOVING IN THE HSE AND JUST MAYBE NOW THAT SHE GOT A TASTE OF RICHBOY SHE WANTS MORE.

sorry over consumption of alcohol, i meant 9ja 4 eva

@ KAYDEE
SEE K WAT ALCOHOL DOES MY SPELLING IS ALL F-UP, MEANT DANGER'S, DAME BIG BROTHER IT'S ALL HIS FAULT

Don't U get it? The shackin is part of the task.

@ kaydee

THE TASK SED SIPS NOT TAKE SHOOTS, IF THE HOUSMATES HAVE A COMPREHENSION PROMBLEM DATS NOT BB FAULT

i have been left GOBSMACKED by the series of events that have unfolded,

i cant believe that scallywag called richard could do this! as if it wasnt bad enough that he is married and cheating,

now he is adding voluntary party to the list, *shakes head*

alcohol has impaired their judgment and absolutely ruined them,

because under normal situation, ofu wouldnt do that, not defending her o, they all ought to be ashamed !

surely they could have restrained themselves!!, guess wasted ladies and guys are fair game as the situation played out,

. ah ahn, dont know what to say,

big brother has tastefully excluded that part from the website as it was too lewd to see,

where do we go from here? biggie has lost the plot or, the plot has runaway from him as it seems

pls salvage i am totally on your team jare,

Guzzle! Guzzle!! Guzzle!!!

It always has a way of bringing out your deepest feelings, the true you or better put the inner man

Ofumama an epitome of African womanhood,

Richard is always to blame But they all had the guzzle

Why blame Richard , we would do better if we blame the BBA 2 staff that took the guzzle to the store house for the HMs. Or take and extra inch and blame the company that manufactured the guzzle. What am I saying, we could take another inch and blame the country on whose soil the company is operating. Better still we can blame the Continent housing the country, the world or go the out and finally blame the DEVIL

@Tampico

Where are you I would have loved to hear your analysis of this one, but that is not about to happen and we all know why

What a shame.
But as they say, drunkenness only brings out what was already inside you.

Hi all,
i'm still yet to recover from the shock, What happened yesterday. Oh i was busy watching the yoruba movie on african magic by the time i tuned in Maureen was walking out of the room and talking to the guys that came to rescue them to take Richard out of the house,

I read this from a website:

Yes I agree Ofunneka was’nt that drunk she knew excatly what was going down… That’s the reason also last night after the whole sobering up sort of sleep they prepared food and ate…. and suddenly she pretended to be drunk again after they ate ask Tatiana to take her to bed upon where she and Richard were left alone , BB did’nt show what happened in the room instead focus on Maureen and Tatiana…. when T came in the room R was ontop of O rubbing and kissing her upon which she suddenly shift him away pretending to sleep, mmmm I wonder I just wonder…lots are going on behind scene which BB is scared to show us the PAYING VIEWER……WE PAY MTN FOR NOT SHOWING OR SMS’S,,,, BB FOR JUST SHOWING WHAT HE PREFER TO HAVE US SEEN OFUNNEKA AND RICHARD IS A LONGTIME STORY ALLREADY HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO…,

I sincerely hope its not true.

What is going on. i saw some pictures as well.

THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED
adapted from (http://www.blogtoplist.com/rss/uncut.html)
It all started with a little fishing…
I watched this scene unfold and I can assure you no one is to blame. They were all drunk, crazy and totally out of it within 30 minutes of the game, It started with Mau throwing chairs and breaking the broom, they tried to control Mau and in their stupor T broke a wine glass, then another glass was broken by R when they were still continuing with the game, then with the next round of shots all hell let lose and we witnessed the most bizarre scenes, they were falling over each other, M hurting herself, her eye was swollen, R trying to put ice on her swollen eye, more drinking, then they were falling over each other again, trying to comfort each other, then they were kissing each other, crying, trying to get the game going but just were too intoxicated to manage, the scenes witnessed were crazy and I couldnt believe my eyes.

R was trying to kiss T and R in his drunken state, carried T to the bedroom, that is when he told her she mustn’t worry and that he knew what he was doing and he wasnt a fool. Tati is lying in bed and you could see she was about to black out so R stumbled out of the room went to the bathroom and fetched the washbowl for her to vomit in, R leaves her to vomit and goes back to the lounge to help O who had been left in a dazed state in the lounge and was crawling on the floor. In the meantime you see T was vomitting like crazy this weird green stuff that went on for ever,

Back in the lounge Mau and R were trying to help Ofu, while he was doing this O was already grabbing R and pulling him towards her, but you could see that she was totally dazed, she had like a strange contorted wild look about her. They manage to get Ofu into the bedroom and in bed, she then starts to vomit and R and M are in and out mopping up the floor, getting fresh bowls for them to vomit, etc.

You then see R still stumbling about ranting on, making vulgar comments, the usual crazy #censored#, nothing unexpected coming out of a drunken man, going from bathroom to lounge to bedroom, making wild comments at Maureen and you could see he was in another planet.

He then gets back in the bedroom stumbles onto the middle of the bed and in his drunken state turns towards Ofu, I dont know if intentionally, then he puts his hand on her lower body, i dont know exactly where his hand was, as there was a sheet over them and she starts wriggling toward him, grabbing him and they start kissing. They seemed to be enjoying it but really we know what drink does to you, you lose all inhibitions, so I dont crucify anyone here. She is then pulling him hard, and he is succumbing to it, after a few seconds he is restless, and I could see him trying to move away from O towards T, but O wouldnt let go she was groping him going wild that is when the sheet came off O and you could see she was wild for Rich. Rich then starts grabbing Tati and O was still pulling R. R starts laughing because i think even in the state he was in he realised what an awkward position he was in. He put his finger inside O's pantie straight into her c.u.n.t. and she opened her legs wide and gyrating her hips to the rythme of R's finger movement. With the camera focused on O's privates and R's hand having lifted her pant up, everything going on was shown clearly. M was in and out the room, quite unsure what to do with the developments, mumbling to herself, that is when the paramedics came in,

R left the room, looking quite dumbfounded, still stumbling about ranting on and throwing things around, making loud crude remarks in the house, the camera then turns to the garden for quite a long time, and when the cameras go back into the house Richard was locked in the diary room and Mau is talking out loud to the viewers.

We all know what alcohol does to you, you lose all inhibitions, the HM’s were still nursing a hangover from the previous night and had hardly eaten anything and were already expected to tackle a task that involved more drinking. They all went overboard, but I really think that we should just be a bit more fair to them all and move on instead of trying to turn this to a terrible crime that was committed.

THE party STORY IS BULLSHIT, T WAS PASSED OUT PRACTICALLY THE WHOLE TYM, UP TO NOW SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT REALLY WENT DOWN.
I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH RICHARD IS JUST PLAIN SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

I didn't watch the ignominous events myself and i have learned to take the rantings on the BBA forums with a truckload of salt as they are, more often than not, coloured by the personal interests of the posters there. But we can rest assured that something very untoward happened in  the house and it involved homegirl and casts her in a most unflattering light. However, i know from my evening law classes at LASU that severe intoxication is grounds for pleading diminished capacity. That diminished capacity is enough to reduce a charge of murder to manslaughter. So all i will say is that the housemates were severely intoxicated (and i suspect there was more than just alcohol in those drinks) and so cannot be held strictly accountable for their actions, such as they were, yesterday.

Ofunneka is still my epitome of African womanhood as far as Big Brother Africa House is concerned. I had said earlier that she may not be the shining example of propriety, having lived with a man for six months out of wedlock (I believe the words i used then were "deeply flawed") but she is nothing, if not a level-headed serious-minded Naija babe who can party like a rockstar and still come up with business plans that have got the United Nations buzzing with interest.

Richard like i have always said is a totally irresponsible half-man without a decent bone in his body. I got the impression that he retained sufficient amount of his wits to have stayed in control of the situation, because he laughed when he realized what was going on, but he decided to exploit the situation and take advantage of Ofunneka.

Dalby, don't even get me started on Richard. Don't even get Tampico started either. Though we'd be getting started from opposite ends.

I really need to get back to work, but i needed to say this. So there, i've said it. Ofunemama still rocks!!!

Lawyerchap, thanks for that! Always impressed with your write up.

and the moles are, Ashanti and Victor

Maureen is on her way to see her shrink right now,

cant her my self, im drunk again

cant her my self, im drunk again

Empty house

MAUREEN IS OUT!! ( no one's said that yet) thank God i was so scared for offunzz,

Big Brother is CrAzY!!!, fake housemates; what the f

They sound very fake already, I mean like delaying to answer a simple question like what is you 'big brother' called? Took about 15 secs to say bbafrica.

Now this is what I would love to call[b] DRAMATIC IRONY [/b] at it's finest.
I mean from what I've just been watching, ashanti and victor must SHARPEN UP thier LYING skills. It would take a good lier to remember every single lie for eight days so that the person won't conflict themselves
Newayz the next eight dayz are goin to be DA BOMB!!!

@A_K_O
I was actually about to say it, but my access went off, n just came back on. Yes Maureen is out. Wat Ofu did yesterday wud have affected her vote if it had happened earlier in the week. SO i wasn't really scared i knew Maureen wud go.
I agree with u the fake housemates were rubbish. If BB was gonna send people into the house , he shud have sent in trained proffessional liars that had been tutored in wat they shud say at every strategic point. But i gess Mnet were more interested in the cash they made by allowing the viewers to send their sms. They sound fake, and have said a lot of blunders, but they look cool.

@LC
Why wud we go off at opposite ends? I tot we were friends fighting for the same cause It's Ofu to the end!

@Dalby
There is nothing to analyse. I laid before u what happened. They were extremely drunk, knocked off by one of the most powerful intoxicants in the world(vodka), Ofu got wild,R got vulgar.It's their biz whether they were conscious or not.
It happened, big deal! Everyone shud think wat they will, it's a free world. I have my opinions, n i don't think anyone wants to hear it, _{especially me.}

@ALL
Finally y'all, the moles r in, and like dalby said, i wish they cud be more convincing, but they r not. Even i am not convinced. I hope they can atleast keep from contradicting themselves in these last days.
Aside from that it looks like it's gonna be interesting.
Tforever

7 shots of Vodka, BB must be crazy, any how Ofunemama to the end.

Well, finally the housemates already know the moles are fake. Ofunneka saw inscription on the boxes(C and K-Code and Kwaku) and she whispered to Tati. Tati then went outside to the garden with Richard and told him, but she told him to keep quiet.
they didnt train the moles @all. they are contradicting each other big time!

They were extremely drunk, knocked off by one of the most powerful intoxicants in the world(vodka), Ofu got wild,R got vulgar.It's their biz whether they were conscious or not.

At least Maureen knew when to call it quits. Alcohol was made for man, not man for alcohol

but she is nothing, if not a level-headed serious-minded Naija babe who can party like a rockstar and still come up with business plans that have got the United Nations buzzing with interest.

I think the word is that necessity is the mother of invention, nothing done there is rocket science

If you put your heart to it the body will follow

Hey mi peeps,
Believe me, the whole Richie, Tati and Ofu trisome reminds me of the movie ''wild things''. Anyways, i think its only in 9ja that much would be made out of it, There were placards of Ofu and Richie all over the place yesterday, but (hopefully not disappointing the fans) the show wasn't much of a show, i had a nicer time at Montecasino watching 1st half of Liverpool vs Arsenal.
I would sure have enjoyed the TV version more.
As for the Moles, they are wack, they can't even remember their stories, they keep contradicting each other. Ofu is smart, its was as if she envisaged moles coming in.

i think Ofunneka needs to win
Titiana has shown t hat she does not need the money she prefers love
and Richard has been too unfaithful to win

Tampico:

@LC
Why would we go off at opposite ends? I tot we were friends fighting for the same cause It's Ofu to the end!

@Tampico
My apologies! I forgot you had come around to Ofunneka's side. Dalby take note. Don't even get us started on Richard because we'd slaughter him for his lewd and downright disgusting actions.

Biggie has refused to put up the clips of that shameful event because he stands to get a large chunk of the liability for what was technically "r a p e" of an intoxicated person who did not have the capacity to consent to or refuse the sexual contact. The test here is "If Ofunneka had been sober, would this have ever happened?"
R a p e in South Africa is not limited to penetration with a p e n i s, but also penetration with anything at all. So technically, what Richard did was actually r a p e in the South African context. And, hey, they were on South African soil so a crime was committed in BBA House and Biggie did nothing to stop it. Don't look for that footage on this week's Uncut Show. It will most likely be missing, because Biggie knows all you PVR owners will be ready to record and he could get hit with the Mother of all Lawsuits. If i was homegirl's folks, i would sue Biggie blind.

I understand that as the situation was degenerating, Maureen pleaded with Biggie to keep Richard away from the insensible girls but he called her away to the Diary Room (can someone please confirm this?) and it was while she was there that the whole thing started. That has LIABILITY written all over it. Biggie was meant to protect the housemates and he failed miserably. He should be made to pay.

Maureen was evicted yesterday and was such a mess on stage, alternately crying and laughing and proclaiming her love for Code (even while beating him at tasks,; she made such a heavy point of this that i was wondering what that had to do with the price of fish in Kampala). She felt triumphant in her stint as Head of House where she claimed to have taken on two girls much bigger than her (Lerato and Bertha) and she whooped with delight throughout her 'Highlights' show. Mercifully, Kabelo kept the interview short to spare us from all the "I was one of the most competitive girls in the house, I beat Code when we had to stand on one leg, I beat blah blah blah." Maureen, give it a rest already. She was last seen being laced into a straitjacket and being bundled into a padded ambulance enroute to South Africa's finest sanatorium. Hope she gets well soon.

The Moles are in and i've never seen such a massive contrast between promise and delivery. Ashanti and Victor seemed just right for the part of moles but they under-delivered in spectacular fashion. Such wooden characters with absolutely no acting skills; Ofunneka discovered the first chink in their armour when she noticed that they came in with Kwaku and Code's luggage. She told Tatiana about this and Tati told Richard. In one hour and nine minutes from their entry, the housemates had concluded they were fake. With good reason too; airhead Ashanti said they had washing machines in her BB House and they watched like five movies in the house as against one by the real housemates. Ofunneka hit closest to the truth without knowing it when she said, "These people were not in Big Brother House, they were in Big Brother Hotel."

For his part, Victor spends all his time laughing unnecessarily. I get the distinct impression that they haven't been watching the show as seriously as they should have, otherwise it would have been easy to simply mirror the happenings in the house and get away with it. Victor remarked at the cleanliness of the house and said he didn't think anyone had been living in the house so Richiana and Ofu must be plants by Biggie. Homegirl asked if the housemates in their own house were Pigs and he answered "Not really. Just that no one was interested in being the maid." Ouch!! Touche!!! First rule of litigation (again, from my evening law classes at LASU), Never, ever ask a question you don't know the answer to.  Ofunneka Molokwu, take note. They did get some things right though; claiming they had a Nigerian movie director called Femi in their house was a nice touch, and the imaginary Pastry Chef from Angola (who Tatiana seemed to 'Know'?) was also quite cool.

I don't think the moles will last the eight days though. The housemates are already on to them. But it should be fun while it lasts, with Ashanti already subtly antagonizing Ofunneka and Victor still unsure of what to make of Tatiana's unabashed declaration of love for Richard. (I think the threat of Ashanti is looming large in Tatiana's consciousness. She knows that if Richard could cheat on his wife, he could cheat on her in a heartbeat. So she made it a point of duty to educate them on the level of intimacy between Richard and herself. Smart Girl, but will Ashanti care about that? She has a mission to execute, so that isn't going to matter one jot to her. Will be nice to see how Richiana handle it.)

Well people, we look set for a week of intrigue and excitement. It's the final three now. Do not lose focus; Ofunneka is the most deserving of the money. Let's give it to her, shall we?