I know that money is everything when it come to chyking a lady but for me, i have never chyked a lady even with my money and handsomeness. A friend of mine told me that money is not everything when chyking a lady but also your use of word is also very important as ladies love to hear sweet words.

So i embarked on a Journey to Akwa Ibom state the other day when i met this local girl selling provision in one of the shops around. I noticed that she is enjoying my presence in her shop probablyy because i was well dressed and i smell well and i spent a lot of money buying from her shop. She was gentle and smart (this i noticed when she talks to the other customer). I also noticed that the other customer though not well dressed or as wealthy as i am was dishing out hot wooing punch lines that was out of this world much to my displeasure i mean, i saw this girl first! but was last with talking to her because the only word i spoke to her was "please my change" but deep down i wished i had at least said more to her.

So nairaland, i discovered that this is a malfunction as a man and i really want to stop it. That is why i humbly seek the advice of some amiable queens and kings in wooing issues on how to start wooing. NOTE: Am 98% virgin. lost the other 2% masturbating.

seriously?? The kinda stuffs you see on Nairaland from men enh

Bros if u are as rich and handsome as u claim den chyking a provision seller would b d least of ur problems

Just talk to her .

Shutup! Money answereth all things. That's what the Holy Book said.
By the way, you called her local girl and you being foreign but you don't have the gut and tenacity to approach her and you are here typing nonsense.


Better bring yourself down, go and apologize to her for you arrogance and ignorance of Rule of engagement

or

Look for money and continue from where you stop

Dm me if you are serious..
Lemme show you the way

I'm here to read comments....bcus me and the op have same thing in common

Whine the girl head na... Tell her say you dey trip for am.. She go mad.. Her head go bust. She go just dey think about am all day..trust me

So you have finished UNIVERSITY and have done your MASTERS even though you are BISEXUAL.... yet you claim not to be able to TALK? to a "LOCAL" girl?

pls stop wasting your LIFE..... get a life and get busy.

YOU CAN NOT EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU ADVICE THAT WILL PROMOTE YOUR DEEQNITY AND PROMISCUITY.

If you want a wife then get one and stop posting rubbbbbish here.

Georgexx1:
I know that money is everything when it come to chyking a lady but for me, i have never chyked a lady even with my money and handsomeness. A friend of mine told me that money is not everything when chyking a lady but also your use of word is also very important as ladies love to hear sweet words.

So i embarked on a Journey to Akwa Ibom state the other day when i met this local girl selling provision in one of the shops around. I noticed that she is enjoying my presence in her shop probablyy because i was well dressed and i smell well and i spent a lot of money buying from her shop. She was gentle and smart (this i noticed when she talks to the other customer). I also noticed that the other customer though not well dressed or as wealthy as i am was dishing out hot wooing punch lines that was out of this world much to my displeasure i mean, i saw this girl first! but was last with talking to her because the only word i spoke to her was "please my change" but deep down i wished i had at least said more to her.

So nairaland, i discovered that this is a malfunction as a man and i really want to stop it. That is why i humbly seek the advice of some amiable queens and kings in wooing issues on how to start wooing. NOTE: Am 98% virgin. lost the other 2% masturbating.

[color=#990000][/color] if you love someone wakeup am tell say you like am



Op are you from calabar?

Be a man and talk to her,
better still stare at her if she blushes then you've got the ticket.
else. ......

Get ready for more Konji days

Ubunja, the OP need help

Tundexxy:
Ubunja, the OP need help

Seconded

greatnaija01:
So you have finished UNIVERSITY and have done your MASTERS even though you are BISEXUAL.... yet you claim not to be able to TALK? to a "LOCAL" girl?

pls stop wasting your LIFE..... get a life and get busy.

YOU CAN NOT EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU ADVICE THAT WILL PROMOTE YOUR DEEQNITY AND PROMISCUITY.

If you want a wife then get one and stop posting rubbbbbish here.

yes i want a wife and my problem is getting one. thats why i post rubbish here

Ajoboss:
Bros if u are as rich and handsome as u claim den chyking a provision seller would b d least of ur problems

i am desperately looking for a wife. pls help.

Kanixt:
Shutup! Money answereth all things. That's what the Holy Book said.
By the way, you called her local girl and you being foreign but you don't have the gut and tenacity to approach her and you are here typing nonsense.


Better bring yourself down, go and apologize to her for you arrogance and ignorance of Rule of engagement

or

Look for money and continue from where you stop

my undergraduates days, i give girls money and they use it to call someone that has the magic words. what i mean by calling her a local girl is that she is humble. note that i also called her smart.

merit12:
[color=#990000][/color] if you love someone wakeup am tell say you like am



Op are you from calabar?

how can i start? i meann, what are the words to use? pls tell me

u said u rich and goodlooking
i dont see how chyking a girl selling provision will be a hard tin for u

Op as a retired general let me give you punchlines:

Babe your yansh so big and fresh I get jealous of the chairs you sat on, I feel so sad I'm not the one you're sitting on.

Though you sell provisions, but the contents of your backside is my vision and mission.

I frequent here but wasn't fluent ibibiotically or eloquent efikly enough to approached you... so I take a bold step today to avoid this becoming a subsequent occurrences.

....pay me for more

lefulefu:
u said u rich and goodlooking
i dont see how chyking a girl selling provision will be a hard tin for u

how can i start? giving her money? the last girl i did such with took my money and be sending her other guy

wow, you can not have a WIFE just by observing how she talks. Character is not SALES SPEECH.
anyway I wish u well

Georgexx1:


yes i want a wife and my problem is getting one. thats why i post rubbish here

Georgexx1:


how can i start? giving her money? the last girl i did such with took my money and be sending her other guy

u dont need money guy
as u say u goodlooking thats an added advantage sef.
jus tell her she"s preety and dat u like her

hello ekaette how are you, ....

i'm george how is business today,?... .,

can i say I'm so lucky to meet a beautifull girl like you so humble and smart at the same time?.. .

i would appreciate it if you accept me to be a good friend to you, i promise to rename tje capital of dubai to your name.......

Where is ubunja when you need him..


Meanwhile

Seun pay your mods well!!

I don't knw why a guy will say he doesn't know wat to say to a lady..

Start by complicating her on the dress or any new stuff she puts on it can be her hair style or anything at all.

Tell her u have been her customer for some time now but u have not really meet her (get to know her),then u can introduce your self properly nd she gets to introduce her self too.

You can then proceed by asking her about her hobbies and what she does for fun and its good u start by making assumptions like not asking the questions directly nd u also tell her about yours too....

I believe u can take it up from their

Guy, you must be stingy. You even remember collect change? You don lose 20 points, straight!

Please how do I unread this

op

IjebuWarrior:
Guy, you must be stingy. You even remember collect change? You don lose 20 points, straight!

Na that kyn point dey carry person go relegation. Change weh you go trade for her number. I for say make you come rent me to help you collect the number. But las las, you will just be spending money, while I help you fukc her.

be natural, speak from the heart

Georgexx1:
I know that money is everything when it come to chyking a lady but for me, i have never chyked a lady even with my money and handsomeness. A friend of mine told me that money is not everything when chyking a lady but also your use of word is also very important as ladies love to hear sweet words.

So i embarked on a Journey to Akwa Ibom state the other day when i met this local girl selling provision in one of the shops around. I noticed that she is enjoying my presence in her shop probablyy because i was well dressed and i smell well and i spent a lot of money buying from her shop. She was gentle and smart (this i noticed when she talks to the other customer). I also noticed that the other customer though not well dressed or as wealthy as i am was dishing out hot wooing punch lines that was out of this world much to my displeasure i mean, i saw this girl first! but was last with talking to her because the only word i spoke to her was "please my change" but deep down i wished i had at least said more to her.

So nairaland, i discovered that this is a malfunction as a man and i really want to stop it. That is why i humbly seek the advice of some amiable queens and kings in wooing issues on how to start wooing. NOTE: Am 98% virgin. lost the other 2% masturbating.

I think you are the local boy and she the foreign lady! You need to humble yourself and apologise to her immediately!

If you really like her, ask her what it feels like being in her shoes? Ask her simple questions like- Why do you always smile when you talk to customers? Ask what does she do when she is not selling at the shop? From there you can strike a convo