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A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by jameshow: 10:28pm On Jan 12
A colleague of mine who is well known for his meekness and gentleness to the extent that he is always referred to by everybody including the MD that is a quiet type, did something that made us cry in laughter. As usual he went for his launch break, when leaving he knew MD was in the office. on his way back he saw MD's car with the driver coming back towards the office, he couldn't have known that MD was in the car cos not long he left that MD went out with the driver.

He started hitting the body of the car, shouting park!! park!!!, park!!!! with the thought that he was playing as usual with the driver. With a tainted glass, he couldn't have in anyways known that MD was in there. He continued shouting.The driver parked and he opened the front door to sit, as he seated he didn't look back he continue talking with the driver, suddenly he looked back and discovered that MD was in the car with the driver,

come and see race, he opened the door and came down, MD told the driver to call him back. He entered back quietly he was just saying im sorry sir, im sorry till he reached office back.
MD was amazed that he could behave that way.

no action was taking against him but it was a funny scenario that made the whole company laughed

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by wunmi590(m): 10:38pm On Jan 12
Even me self laugh for here grin


Some days are like that, funny dude

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ultimate73(m): 11:07pm On Jan 12
Only sadist MD will sack him for that

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by churchkilo(m): 11:09pm On Jan 12
I think I can relate with this story, quite funny but risky

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by CreepyBlackpool: 1:01am On Jan 13
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun grin

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by flourishing247: 1:23am On Jan 13
CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun grin

I'm one. Only my very close friends know the crazy side of me.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by flourishing247: 1:24am On Jan 13
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This is funny.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by nedubest(m): 1:53am On Jan 13
lol grin grin grin`

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Rextizzle(m): 2:39am On Jan 13
Ok o

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Speedyconnect15: 5:17am On Jan 13
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by maureen44(f): 5:36am On Jan 13
Very funny.I can relate to such story. Ur MD is nice though.if its my former Oga the guy is gone and gone forever.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by anochuko01(m): 6:07am On Jan 13
Na this kind madness I dey do. just finish am lock up.
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by RSVP(m): 7:20am On Jan 13
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Yohh: 7:36am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we're doing when praying hour set in.
Itumo?
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Pharaoh350s(m): 7:42am On Jan 13
Congratulations to him

Next time he may not be lucky..

Ask ambode?

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Yohh: 7:55am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol
Now u are talking, ROFL

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by HebronHF: 8:00am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol


WORD

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by RSVP(m): 8:01am On Jan 13
Yohh:
Now u are talking

Lokatew.. Na una type full lagos cheesy
small patient you no get. lol
Happy Sunday .

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by jieta: 8:04am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Yohh: 8:10am On Jan 13
RSVP:



Lokatew.. Na una type full lagos cheesy

small patient you no get. lol

Happy Sunday .
Lokatew, na una type fill Naija.
If u become governor now, na so u go dey pay salary bits by bits grin
Happy weekend

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by chloride6: 8:33am On Jan 13
Lovely thread

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by joshmoy(m): 8:52am On Jan 13
Funny


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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Collins4u1(m): 9:00am On Jan 13
joshmoy:
Funny


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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ktmoore: 9:21am On Jan 13
Yohh:

Now u are talking, ROFL

grin grin grin this is a classic story... Please keep it close

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ladiesreject(m): 9:28am On Jan 13
Noted
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by EVILFOREST: 9:28am On Jan 13
jameshow:
A colleague of mine who is well known for his meekness and gentleness to the extent that he is always referred to by everybody including the MD that is a quiet type, did something that made us cry in laughter. As usual he went for his launch break, when leaving he knew MD was in the office. on his way back he saw MD's car with the driver coming back towards the office, he couldn't have known that MD was in the car cos not long he left that MD went out with the driver.

He started hitting the body of the car, shouting park!! park!!!, park!!!! with the thought that he was playing as usual with the driver. With a tainted glass, he couldn't have in anyways known that MD was in there. He continued shouting.The driver parked and he opened the front door to sit, as he seated he didn't look back he continue talking with the driver, suddenly he looked back and discovered that MD was in the car with the driver,

come and see race, he opened the door and came down, MD told the driver to call him back. He entered back quietly he was just saying im sorry sir, im sorry till he reached office back.
MD was amazed that he could behave that way.

no action was taking against him but it was a funny scenario that made the whole company laughed

Your GRAMMATICAL construction is one of the best in recent times.
You reported it well.
It’s a NARRATIVE SPEECH and was well reported to the amazement of those that read through.
It goes to show that PEOPLE are still challenging their higher centres.
However, ENGLISH is just a language and not measure of wisdom.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:29am On Jan 13
......come and see race, he opened the door and came down, MD told the driver to call him back. He entered back quietly he was just saying im sorry sir, im sorry till he reached office back. 
MD was amazed that he could behave that way. 
Very funny! cheesy

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by easynetsms(m): 9:29am On Jan 13
I laughed so hard wen I read this... That guy is a clown grin

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by addikt(m): 9:31am On Jan 13
CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun grin



This is me

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Flattino(m): 9:32am On Jan 13
Lmao
His village people are testing their microphone grin grin

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Ubdavis(m): 9:33am On Jan 13
Funny. But he could not have been sacked for that. Except ur MD is not normal human being.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by sisisioge: 9:34am On Jan 13
grin grin grin grin grin

Na crazze dey worry him. Na which can play he bin dey play with driver so? If the MD had had important clients in the vehicle nko? People got to know where to play rough plays jare.

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