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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by itiswellandwell: 9:34am On Jan 13
Hmm
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ukaface(f): 9:36am On Jan 13
CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun grin
yes o
Mine is now hyper madly fun,I'm becoming something else sef.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by udemzyudex(m): 9:36am On Jan 13
jameshow:
A colleague of mine who is well known for his meekness and gentleness to the extent that he is always referred to by everybody including the MD that is a quiet type, did something that made us cry in laughter. As usual he went for his launch break, when leaving he knew MD was in the office. on his way back he saw MD's car with the driver coming back towards the office, he couldn't have known that MD was in the car cos not long he left that MD went out with the driver.

He started hitting the body of the car, shouting park!! park!!!, park!!!! with the thought that he was playing as usual with the driver. With a tainted glass, he couldn't have in anyways known that MD was in there. He continued shouting.The driver parked and he opened the front door to sit, as he seated he didn't look back he continue talking with the driver, suddenly he looked back and discovered that MD was in the car with the driver,

come and see race, he opened the door and came down, MD told the driver to call him back. He entered back quietly he was just saying im sorry sir, im sorry till he reached office back.
MD was amazed that he could behave that way.

no action was taking against him but it was a funny scenario that made the whole company laughed


The thing is quiet people do talk, in fact they talk more than you can imagine but only with people they are used to.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by yaksdavirus: 9:37am On Jan 13
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Rcrown: 9:41am On Jan 13
Tell your colleague to get mature and take the work environment seriously, it is called work and not play. Probably it's a small organization where you can see your MD. He can't try such playful and time wasting act with some organization. Tell him to grow up professionally or get registered for some professional courses to help develop his work mindset.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by observanc1: 9:43am On Jan 13
Ubdavis:
Funny. But he could not have been sacked for that. Except ur MD is not normal human being.
most MDs are not normal

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by four4: 9:44am On Jan 13
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Ruddyman(m): 9:45am On Jan 13
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by fejikudz(m): 9:46am On Jan 13
Rcrown:
Tell your colleague to get mature and take the work environment seriously, it is called work and not play. Probably it's a small organization where you can see your MD. He can't try such playful and time wasting act with some organization. Tell him to grow up professionally or get registered for some professional courses to help develop his work mindset.
Shut up

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Ubdavis(m): 9:46am On Jan 13
[quote author=observanc1 post=74714655]most MDs are not normal[/quote

Na true
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Florblu(f): 9:47am On Jan 13
Rcrown:
Tell your colleague to get mature and take the work environment seriously, it is called work and not play. Probably it's a small organization where you can see your MD. He can't try such playful and time wasting act with some organization. Tell him to grow up professionally or get registered for some professional courses to help develop his work mindset.



It's not that deep. Moreover the guy is just coming from lunch. You people should learn how to unwind small and stop tying the world to your chest. There's more to knotting tie and wearing suit everyday. Even if his boss were to be Femi Otedola, he will only laugh it off

We all need humour in our life abeg.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by femi4: 9:52am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol
The awkward moment when a Muslim shouted "Jesus "

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by bejick(m): 9:53am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol

lol you be otondo, i have not laff in a long run.this one got me laffing. grin grin

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Emotionss(m): 9:53am On Jan 13
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CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun grin

Very much correct.
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Neddyogu(m): 9:55am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol

U be Muslim, but u shouted "Jesus". Ok I see.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by mrsage(m): 9:57am On Jan 13
ukaface:
yes o
Mine is now hyper madly fun,I'm becoming something else sef.

Nice diary...
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Kobicove(m): 9:58am On Jan 13
*Falls from mango tree while laughing* Hahahahahaha
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by tellwisdom: 10:01am On Jan 13
ukaface:
yes o
Mine is now hyper madly fun,I'm becoming something else sef.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ndat(m): 10:06am On Jan 13
maureen44:
Very funny.I can relate to such story. Ur MD is nice though.if its my former Oga the guy is gone and gone forever.




gone for making people's dream come true, I'm my own MD come and sack me.
.. start somewhere and get somewhere with time.
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Sadiqali24(m): 10:08am On Jan 13
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. cheesy
dem be my seniors dat time. lol
how comes all of you are Muslims and you shouted Jesus when you saw it was your boss you twisted hand,bros it's very impossible for a Muslim to shout Jesus when in that kind of condition.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by tripoli007(m): 10:09am On Jan 13
I remember once slapping my friends father at the back of the head thinking it was him .. They are same height , in fact u will mistake them for twins .. He was backing the door , i just tapped his head , guy how far .. Only for the dad to turn back .. You need to see me begging that day , I postrated daddy ema binuu ohh

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by CreepyBlackpool: 10:18am On Jan 13
Emotionss:
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Very much correct.
flourishing247:


I'm one. Only my very close friends know the crazy side of me.

ukaface:
yes o
Mine is now hyper madly fun,I'm becoming something else sef.

lol grin

see how all of us gathered here

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by RSVP(m): 10:19am On Jan 13
Neddyogu:


U be Muslim, but u shouted "Jesus". Ok I see.



Yeah I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody.

I could enter mosque or church and say prayers in my own way anytime I want...
People like us can't be religion rebel.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by RSVP(m): 10:28am On Jan 13
Sadiqali24:
how comes all of you are Muslims and you shouted Jesus when you saw it was your boss you twisted hand,bros it's very impossible for a Muslim to shout Jesus when in that kind of condition.



So you haven't seen a Christian saying ' Walahi Talahi' before abi?

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ukaface(f): 10:29am On Jan 13
mrsage:

Nice diary...
oh my Thank you.
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by eleojo23: 10:35am On Jan 13
Rcrown:
Tell your colleague to get mature and take the work environment seriously, it is called work and not play. Probably it's a small organization where you can see your MD. He can't try such playful and time wasting act with some organization. Tell him to grow up professionally or get registered for some professional courses to help develop his work mindset.

As much as it is good to be tough and all, MDs need to mix their strictness with some humanity. That is what it means to be a leader and a manager. They will get genuine respect from their staff.

All those over-strict Ogas only get fake respect and if most of their employees had a choice, they won't be working for them.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by vosquare: 10:36am On Jan 13
femi4:
The awkward moment when a Muslim shouted "Jesus "
I swear down... Na wetn make me laugh pass b dat grin grin even those weh no b Christian or Muslim will still shout Jesus that moment grin grin grin

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ZAWs: 10:48am On Jan 13
I actually do not see anything funny about this at all.
What if he had said "oboy this our oga na wicked man.
I just dey form quite till i go explode"
Since he jokes too much with the driver?

Lessons here is always be cautious of your shadow cus you may never know who's watching you.

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Johnson5258: 10:49am On Jan 13
[Even me sef dey laugh. quote author=jameshow post=74705937]A colleague of mine who is well known for his meekness and gentleness to the extent that he is always referred to by everybody including the MD that is a quiet type, did something that made us cry in laughter. As usual he went for his launch break, when leaving he knew MD was in the office. on his way back he saw MD's car with the driver coming back towards the office, he couldn't have known that MD was in the car cos not long he left that MD went out with the driver.

He started hitting the body of the car, shouting park!! park!!!, park!!!! with the thought that he was playing as usual with the driver. With a tainted glass, he couldn't have in anyways known that MD was in there. He continued shouting.The driver parked and he opened the front door to sit, as he seated he didn't look back he continue talking with the driver, suddenly he looked back and discovered that MD was in the car with the driver,

come and see race, he opened the door and came down, MD told the driver to call him back. He entered back quietly he was just saying im sorry sir, im sorry till he reached office back.
MD was amazed that he could behave that way.

no action was taking against him but it was a funny scenario that made the whole company laughed

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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Tex42(m): 11:06am On Jan 13
it would have been something else with a perpetually angry MD.
funny story ��
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by fxtree: 11:25am On Jan 13
ultimate73:
Only sadist MD will sack him for that

The MD of Odun Environmental Limitedwill sack you for this. Confirmed sadist !.

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