luminouz:

U are so fvcking wrong...
The worst is bedbug infestation... U will be driven mad prematurely,always waking up at odd hours, eyes squinting,nose quivering,skin itching,all so u could have a go at these mudafuvking pests who suck ur blood sneakily and disappear so frustratingly. U crush one and even though u feel a sense of accomplishment,the stench is enough to make you gag,n there are about a 1000 more sneaking peeks at you somewhere somehow....
You rush and buy Baygon,Raid or whateverdafuq the pesticide is called,flit the shiit outta your room and wait outside for a while singing lullabies under your breath. Poor thing!!! You don't know that shiit don't work,a lesson you learn that very night!
The disgrace dey give u when sighted on ur clothes or bag or shoe can never be gauged. Disgust,shame and outright horror greet u from all eyes and more than once,you will feel the urge to commit suicide!

treatment, sniper mixed with kerosene, thinner, and a little izal.

Yewandequeen:
why do i have the feeling you grewbup in ghetto runs outta thread

Lol.....
If u schooled in a public boarding high school,they are kinda common
Hope u good?

owonikoko700:

before you build the house sef..they are d Architect that knows where the kitchen will be built before the owner does....awon Rodent buruku

luminouz:

Lol.....
If u schooled in a public boarding high school,they are kinda common
Hope u good?

never stayed in boarding.

Yea i am good n you?

luminouz:

U are so fvcking wrong...
The worst is bedbug infestation... U will be driven mad prematurely,always waking up at odd hours, eyes squinting,nose quivering,skin itching,all so u could have a go at these mudafuvking pests who suck ur blood sneakily and disappear so frustratingly. U crush one and even though u feel a sense of accomplishment,the stench is enough to make you gag,n there are about a 1000 more sneaking peeks at you somewhere somehow....
You rush and buy Baygon,Raid or whateverdafuq the pesticide is called,flit the shiit outta your room and wait outside for a while singing lullabies under your breath. Poor thing!!! You don't know that shiit don't work,a lesson you learn that very night!!!
The disgrace dey give u when sighted on ur clothes or bag or shoe can never be gauged. Disgust,shame and outright horror greet u from all eyes and more than once,you will feel the urge to commit suicide!!!!

And the worst part is,those fvckers are Hermaphrodites,they don't need a male or female to reproduce,they got everything they need to fvck u up and make new babies and ur horror continues.


So having rats is bliss compared to bedbug...they make life a literal hell for you

It seems you are talking from experience. Please how can I control both devils from infesting my home? Any preventive means?

CaptainFM1:


It seems you are talking from experience. Please how can I control both devils from infesting my home? Any preventive means?

Make sure ur place is decongested and open,dust and mop regularly,then use a combination of insecticide and sniper and airdry ur mattress(for bed bugs)....keep food locked and covered(for rats) and door securely locked.
Lastly, watch ur visitors with eagle eyes....

Someone up there suggested sniper mixed with kerosenes, thinner and some Izal!!!!

Yewandequeen:
never stayed in boarding.

Yea i am good n you?

Lol,was in boarding school for 6 years...
It was hell!!!

I'm fine...just not seeing u as often as I'd like to!

uuzba:

Live a simple life. If bed bugs are disturbing you, they are probably chilling in the mattress.
Remove the mattress and dry under the sun for a couple of days. You will not die, if you lie down on the ground. I personally have serious back ache and have done without a mattress for more than 4 years. Buy a light foam of N4000 and place untop of the wood under your bed if you must lie on the bed. Sweep and mop your room with bleach. Cleanliness will eradicate the pests. They came because you were dirty.

Baba nntin consyn bedbug with ur cleanliness o. Just pray dat u do not go somewhere infestd with bedbugs, cus dey'll definitely follow u back home.

that must be katato area....lol

Felixalex:
Chai

Remember when i visited a relative in Jos, rats were climbing my head at night. The next morning i went to sh1t (dat squatting type of toilet) naso rat from no where jump ontop my nyash, i shock stand up with force hit head for wall...

I was supposed to stay a week, i stayed only two days, i faked a call for an interview

is like katako area in jos

Aurielfinizu:
that must be katato area....lol

Noted

luminouz:

Make sure ur place is decongested and open,dust and mop regularly,then use a combination of insecticide and sniper and airdry ur mattress(for bed bugs)....keep food locked and covered(for rats) and door securely locked.
Lastly, watch ur visitors with eagle eyes....

Someone up there suggested sniper mixed with kerosenes, thinner and some Izal!!!!

Thanks.

noted