During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks." The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. "I'm a professional gambler," replied the man. The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy. "Like what?" asked the bartender. "Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender."That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

Refurbished but it is wonderful! It half-made my day! Lol!

nice going!,

cynthoney:

nice going!,

so i guess i tried on dat one

yep!

cynthoney:

yep!

thanks girl

Cynthoney, oya dey go house.

You've had so much in one day

Element G, all your jokes are cute even though i have seen some of them before. Good one.

really smart

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Now that's what I call a really COOL JOKE!!

nice 1 element - keep 'em rolling pls. . .

sledge406:

Cynthoney, oya dey go house.

You've had so much in one day

sledge! sledge!! sledge!!!

leave me hand jor!!

na u carry me come?

i still wan stay jare

Efemena_xy:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Now that's what I call a really COOL JOKE!!

nice 1 element - keep 'em rolling pls. . .

thnx alot efe

<smiles>

ur welcome

Efemena_xy:

<smiles>

your welcome

Sweet Potato - How now

blacksta:

Sweet Potato - How now

"sweet potato"?? blacksta no let efe vex for u ooo

Vex ke - she be my padi - unless she dey fight me sha

lai lai efe na free chick now, y she go dey fight u

Okija_juju:

_{*** Gives her two tablets of PRO-COLD! ***}

Okija_juju:

_{*** Gives her two tablets of PRO-COLD! ***}

**Drops them in OJ's morning tea**

@efe dat one na food poisoning oooo

Okija_juju:

Na today wey I know say Efe fit kill me!! The babe love for me no been ever get NAFDAC number.

Really??

Element G:

@efe dat one na food poisoning oooo

But you know the saying: 'What's good for the goose is also good for the gander'  

So moi, is merely giving Mr OJ a taste of his own merecine. . .

c'mon stop doing that!

I don already console you once today (for your thread: Laugh it off with OJ. . . )

Okay, sowi na. . .

awww, efe is feeling soo sober *elements gets angry immediately he remembers when efe spanked his behind till he had plaster of paris on it and she refused to say sorry *

Everytime you go just dey make old man like me cry!! Stop am O!! Oya knack me two more kiss make I no cry again.  

Element G:

awww, efe is feeling soo sober *elements gets angry immediately he remembers when efe spanked his behind till he had plaster of paris on it and she refused to say sorry *

HUH!!

Efe knack you where?!

Okija_juju:

Everytime you go just dey make old man like me cry!! Stop am O!! Oya knack me two more kiss make I no cry again.

No.

HUH!!

Efe knack you where?!

OOOPS!!

Okija_juju:

Everytime you go just dey make old man like me cry!! Stop am O!! Oya knack me two more kiss make I no cry again.  



HUH!!      

Efe knack you where?!  

so u never hear, oh boy if u see me dat day ehn, u go pity devil