please, lets beindful.of what we say to people online and offline, expecially in their hard times.
please.

M actually reading over night, preparing for my morning paper. i decided to take a break and go through my whatsapp contacts status only.for me to see a video of a guy xommiting suicide at 3rd mainland bridge.
my friend that posted the video knows the person very well.
hmmm.
the video.is right here on.nairaland as well..
who k.ows.what lifes has to donw to.that man.

at least if ypu cant help, the least is to keep fucking mute and dont add to the persons depression..
anyways, thanks.to God, my final.paper is tgis morning.

and these two fools are here saying online begging shit.. i swear to God, i have never done.something like this bwfore. like, me begging strangers for my s.fee. omoh,

I Paid my school fees couple of days after i made this post.
i had gathered 16k out of 31.5k as at that time.
i just needed to complete it besides my exam was closing in.
i mentioned that i have my student i.d to proove that m aint lying.
i even said i was ready to release my student login details for anyone who.might want to help

Sorrento:
Online begging is back!!!

Hmm another fool. Well, i hope you dont get into such situation. hmm

Sorrento:

Omo you be boss o . I think say na only me notice. For this Naija wey we dey so,I dey surprise say people still dey fall for emotional tales

a fool.
thats simply what ypu are

;DWow, this video made my day. its such a beautiful and interesting video.

iLegendd:
I bank with almost all the banks. I want to give 5k each (on the 2nd of December) to people that bank with Zenith Bank.

To qualify you must possess the below

1. NIN Slip or Drivers' License or International passport
2. You must be above 16
3. You must have a Zenith Mastercard that hasn't expired
4. You must be able to recieve OTP with your phone when doing a transaction with your card
5. You must not be a scammer
6. You must have an Android phone with a front camera
7. Your Nairaland moniker must not be a new one (it must be at least, 1 year old)
8. I may give you a video call
9. You must be on WhatsApp or Telegram

Late comers won't benefit from this.

I'll send you 55k this month to do something with it. All the profit will be mine, but on the 2nd of December, I'll send you 60k to do the same transaction with 55k and the remaining 5k will be yours. Yes, 5k is too small for a big boy/girl like you, but Rome wasn't built in a day.

We'll be doing this every month — as long as you don't runaway with my money and you'll be making 5k or more.

Criminals and dishonest people should stay off. I'll do this for other banks in the future if this one is successful.

i have everything you've stated except for zenith bank acct.
i only have UBA AND MASTER CARD CARD AND OPAY AND ITS CARD AS WELL

Internet22:
What about your parent/guardian?

Its a long story bro. I wont even think of coming here in the first place if i have any one i cpuld quickly resort to.

Greatzeus:
What is going on? Begging posts reduced drastically on nairaland this year,until this month, begging posts is springing up everywhere again.
The famous begger on nairaland who writes emotional tales is back. He wrote about finding N1000 on the ground and giving it back to a teenager who lost it. He wrote another tale of loosing N200 during an interview,both made front-page,and the gullible fell for it.

i dont why you would compare me to some random dude on the net,
I have never beegged online before, infact its somwthing am ashame of doing.
Im being totally honest here, i just stated that i can provide any necessary document to prove my honesty. what else dp ypu want. ahhh
the least you can do if you knpw. ypu cant render help is to simply ignorw the post rather than making me more depressed.

pussymonger1:
NIGGA BUCKLE UP YOUR SHOES . SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HELP YOU BUT DONT ALWAYS WAIT FOR A HELPER TO COME BEFORE U HELPED YOURSELF. SELVE LOVE IS THE BEST .IF TRULY YOU LOVE YURSELF , YOU SHOULDNT BE RUNNING FOR S.FEE AT THIS TIME . I HAVE WORKED IN SO MANY SECTORS TO CLOTHED MYSELF . WHEN I WAS AT YOUR AGE BECAUSE I BELIEVE NO ONE OWNS ME ANYTHING ,BUCKLE UP AND LOOK AT THE OPPORTUNITIES AROUND YOU THAT YOU CAN MAKE USE OF . IF YOU ARE A LADY , THERE ARE LADIES RIDING KEKE NAPEP. DOING UBER AND THE LIKES , IF U ARE A GUY THERE ARE LOT OF THINGS YOU CAN DO TO MAKE MONEY EXCEPT ALL ILLEGALITIES THAT I AM AGAINST . NO FUGACCII

haha, you have no idea what i have done in this life. I have sold bread at oyingbo market, worked in factory, worked at construction site, even worked with a plumber and cleared a soakaway tank , did all this while studying and apparently,. i just started working as a jiji ads marketer, M a real hustler, walahi.
but my studentship have limited the kind of hustle i can take part in.

yeah, i like it

he doesn't wanna sit close to a particular person

746watts

Good afternoon my beloveth nairalanders.
1st semester exam is just 3weeks away and im yet to pay my school fees.
I know how things are hard in this era, but please i need help. im in my final year and things are not going with me.
I have everything to proove that i am not lying.
student ID
payment advise
National ID
infact i can meet you in person if you want if you are in Lagos.

School fees is 30,500
department dues is 2,000

Pumpumking:



^^^^story
Babes ask nicely & I will give u moiney; NGN20,000 naira transfer.....all I need to do is juss ask...nicely!(no oofensece)

Please, im asking nicely.
20k will go a long way in solving the lil issue m facing atm in sch..
from
sch fees to
feeding to accomodation.. you could save a soul from depression with that money.
exam z 3 weeks away and i have not paid my sch fees.

i can drop my student portal login or upload screenshots as proof.

Pumpumking:
everyone failed sadly....NGN 20,000 naira goes back into my Bank accoun!t!


ANSWER:

THE CHICKEN CROSSSED THE ROAD TWICE....TO PULL MORE CHICKS!!!!
...techinically this simply mean when guys see chicks...we go bacck & re-toast them twice so we can pull them!!!!!!!! ((((coooomon sence)))

shit.
i never thought of something like that tho.
hmm, its like you are having the urge to bless someone..
come and dash me money na make i pay for my eed 413 practical manual and eat better food..
5k don so me boss..
you fit top am sha

Thee chicken crossed the road twice because it was a double-crosser.

Kandeed:
So I just completed a 10day quarantine yesterday and my sister din feel like going to church so I asked her for the nearest church to this avenue and she described it to me, Omo I see fine road and street like this, I just concluded if the church is as far as Lagos to Ibadan I'm treking it as I was going on the road and maintaining my walkway with my Bible, joter, hymnbook holding it on my hand like it's me and my father today at his presence got accosted by a white couple who prolly thought I was going same church with them decided to offer me a lift but so ion look novice or newbie to em I just smily refused (I hope they din feel offended tho) but I'll like to attest to the fact that I'm glad twasn't racism wey hit me on the first day of jetting out

So I finally got to church (4th picture) and everywhere seem quiet, no heavy metal and paparazzi from every angle Drum, sax and keyboard was in a piano everyone sitted solitary no moving around here and there but I noticed people were not much in church like Oyinbo una no dey go church ni after church I was like which service is this? just 1 hr 20min

Pls, what country is this and which phone did you use in taking the pictures?

So, Women self get red pillers

May her soul rest in peace

CR777:
My sister is a kind hearted girl, she's been this way since way back.

She gained admission into the university and the place she stays in lacks electricity as it is a village in anambra state, I had to get a solar for her to help her cope with charging her stuffs and also having an illuminated room.

Well, she made friends who are in the same department living in her lodge, at first, they only came to her to charge their phones and reading light and gist but it has now graduated to them eating up all her food whenever they come to her room to charge.
She called today asking me to help her with cash for food stuff, this is someone that went back to school barely two weeks ago with enough cash and food stuffs.

In this life, please try and keep good heart aside and stand up to people who see you as a mugu.

Please nairalanders, how can I advice her?
She needs a brain reset to understand that in life, one has to look out for oneself before others.

What the F**king f**k
This life sha.. I'm one of the beneficiaries of your sister nh..So, nh you be her big bro Wer she dey always talk about.. oya send your sis money jor,
We nova Chop night food
MODIFIED..
The last time you sent us food.. you added cornflakes and golden morn but you didn't put milk.. Nd also we used to me 14 before and now, we're 20. Pls, our big bro. Increase your sister weekly allowance and add milk to her/our foodstuff.
Thank you

Hmm..I think we'd help the boy out before we start hearing news like this appears on front page tomorrow o
" Final year student commit suicide"
" Student killed by his friend over 100k"
If 100 people are to contribute 1k each or 200 people contribute 500 each..
We might just have save a life..

Mr schoolboy..
We need a screenshot of the whole transactions.. From The said opay to the said bet account.. and the bet coupon.. and probably an I.D to correlate with the names..

What do you say guys ?

So sad,, You needed a profit of how much ??
Now, in the process you lost both capital and the profit.
Could it be greed or desperation ? This should be a lifetime lesson for you

Hmm
You've done it already..
A way forward is the only thing you'd be thinking right now. Whether you like it or not, you must reimburse your friend.. Before the matter enter suicide, cult or police threat, look for a way out o..

Wow
Wow
Wow
How on earth did you get here

Reply my msg on WhatsApp bro..
Let's discuss their prices ..

OgThanos:


No problem, boss..
You go add small thing for transport
And I also take cash on delivery or transfer on delivery.. anyone..

See your head like transport
No qualms sha.. I will text you where to meet me by 5pm, today..

OgThanos:

My WhatsApp number is right on the first post..
Yes, I'm in Lagos

Okay..
I'm in Surulere..
I need them today, probably, afternoon or tomorrow morning.

OgThanos:


Finally, Welcome boss..
The two goes for 30k sir..

I know bro..
Send me your WhatsApp number, are you in Lagos..

OgThanos:
Available..
15k

I need the white slide the brown slide..