FruitCakes:
If you deceive yourself, it will be hard to get helpers. If you appear to be rich on social media, people will conclude you are rich

Ok, I need help

Naughtysite:


Correct Guy..

I started wearing some clothes I dropped 7 years ago.

I didn't believe they were still somewhere inside the house. Nobody to impress.

that's the thing Bro. Even if one wanted to impress, the next person doesn't care. It's all in the head.

our country self no be fake? abeg mk anybody dey live as him want jhr. president fake citizens self fake

Nuulife:
I detest fake life ehh.

However, I do involve in professional packaging which can appear fake sometimes.
When it comes to my personal life, I live Bellow my standard.

If i meet new people, I would tell you that I am a student (meanwhile, I am a working class).
If I go on first date, I would hide my car and appear as a street.
These help me to know how people accepts me and then, I will naturally put off fake people as much as possible.

I do that all the time

ceeroh:
All thanks to social media... Introverts like us have nothing to worry about. We hardly take pictures sef.
Something happened in one of the places I've worked, we recruited this new guy (a graduate) as an office assistant. So on the day of resumption, I was showing him around the office and I also took him to the MD's office to intimate him with his duties (the MD wasn't around yet) but I had access to his office. So I quickly left to answer a call in my office, then I returned to the the MD's office not knowing what had happened.
That same evening, I saw on this guy's WhatsApp status, the pictures he took while I was briefly away. He went as far as taking one on the MD's seat. First day at the office fah!! He even captioned it..'When Grace finds you'. This was someone whose salary was barely 25k.

on a first day!!

Bizibi:
on a first day!!

I kid you not!

Naughtysite:


Lmao.

That's how stupid they are.

Very! Like does anyone have to know anything about you? Why is it so difficult for people to live a quiet life?

madridsta007:


Lol @ “When grace finds you...” He is a foolish kid.

The social media hasn’t helped, if I’m honest. Young people seem to be swayed with the artificial perception of trying to impress the next person— for what reason, I don’t know. It is pathetic. I had a friend who lived a fake life, despite working in a top multinational— he lived above his means. Got into a business and then boom! The business went burst. The young man kept on borrowing to sort his debtors out and borrowing to live his fake life. Of course his salary wasn’t enough for this. He fell into depression [we his friends didn’t know because of we actually THOUGHT he was fine] till he tried suicide by attempting to slash his left wrist.
Thankfully, he didn’t know the procedure very well and he was rescued before he lost enough blood.
That’s what living a fake life can do. Young people never learn. The person or society you are trying to impress has his/her/its own problems and isn’t bothered about you. When you run into problems of even death by living a fake life, the society and friends move on after one second of saying, “eyaaah” to you.

The urge to post pictures is killing a whole lot of people.

ceeroh:


I kid you not!

always monitor him,their type are the eye service workers......they are dangerous fellas in companies.

DONOCHAS:
some people too mumu, now he have succeeded in posting the pix. wetin he gain

Attention

Bizibi:
always monitor him,their type are the eye service workers......they are dangerous fellas in companies.

My God! How did you know? This guy was always trying so hard to impress.. I always tell him.. 'Be yourself'. Don't start what you can't finish.

ceeroh:


No, didn't tell my boss. I just had to warn the guy not to let such repeat itself. I was so disappointed.

I think she is being rhetorical

ceeroh:


My God! How did you know? This guy was always trying so hard to impress.. I always tell him.. 'Be yourself'. Don't start what you can't finish.

I don't like workers that do that,I don't trust them and workers like that are known for backbiting not all though,but a good number of them are like that.

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Believe it or not, in this very short sentence of yours, you expressed a lot terrible reactions towards being corrected.

First, you put up angry faces showing that you actually took offense for being corrected.

Then, you called her professor johnbul suggesting that you are actually mocking her for being an ITK: i-too-know.... and daring to correct you.

But you didn't stop there, you still went ahead to suggest that people who care about such things or buy such bags are useless because they spend their time, money and energy on irrelevant things.

But anyway sha, I am glad you must have learnt your lesson which is why you corrected your initial post.

And because of that, I will only say to you: Go and sin no more!

Do have yourself a wonderful weekend. [/quote
Fada lawd see wahala, lemme oh.

ceeroh:
All thanks to social media... Introverts like us have nothing to worry about. We hardly take pictures sef.
Something happened in one of the places I've worked, we recruited this new guy (a graduate) as an office assistant. So on the day of resumption, I was showing him around the office and I also took him to the MD's office to intimate him with his duties (the MD wasn't around yet) but I had access to his office. So I quickly left to answer a call in my office, then I returned to the the MD's office not knowing what had happened.
That same evening, I saw on this guy's WhatsApp status, the pictures he took while I was briefly away. He went as far as taking one on the MD's seat. First day at the office fah!! He even captioned it..'When Grace finds you'. This was someone whose salary was barely 25k.

Kek

netsurfer01:


Your father's sperm..

Omo' ranu..

Me i dnt live a fake life...my signature has said it all. Am a brick moulder...area rough aswear.

ceeroh:


The urge to post pictures is killing a whole lot of people.

I deleted my facebook account 2 years ago. I'm not competing with anybody again. When you post 1, they will post 2.
Hian!

Well thank God for my life ... Am okay with the little I have

You’re welcome

Creativebae:

professor johnbul thanks for the correction anyways, i wouldn't know cos i spend money on relevant things that will fetch more money. .

eleojo23:
Abuja the capital of offline fake living.

Packaging everywhere...people go rent house for Gwarimpa when them suppose dey live for Dutse...

Na their cup of tea sha...

If you don't know how to cut your cloth according to your size, you will make life unnecessary difficult for yourself.

Life na small small...

That one is justifiable...come to kubwa village and you'll see car owners without a roof(squatting),some leaving in mud houses.Abuja bigboysm is inconceivable

Space booked

uuzba:

I deleted my facebook account 2 years ago. I'm not competing with anybody again. When you post 1, they will post 2.
Hian!

hahahahaha


U no well oooo

BluntBoy:




The guy that services my generator, an apprentice o, describes himself as a Civil Engineer on his FB profile. He has not even written WAEC o. But you need to see his page. He has pictures of himself wearing civil engineering helmets with captions such as "at work with my Chinese bosses. Money tings". You never get to see these Chinese bosses because they are imaginary.

May God help these fake people.

My guy you dey lie small small o. What has civil engineer got to do with servicing/repairing generators?

alaye123:
TO THE OP AND ALL THE PROPONENTS ON THIS TOPICS

My psyche tells OP of this thread is suffering from chronic jealousy or low self esteem. Nobody has the right or moral justification to tell people how to live life. As far as they are not breaking the laws of the land. There is no crime prescribed as FAKE LIFE. Humans are distinct and varies with different character. So you cant expect people not to show off or look presentable on a picture that is public. Do you expect people to put on worn out dress or a slum background just to prove they aint got money yet.

Some people are rich yet they hardly show off publicly while others galivant every where on cyber space. Same as the average or broke guys. Live your life and dont force others to agree on your school of thought.

Unintelligent crap,off point, unfocused and absolutely senseless comment.
Op was right,this advice will prevent many young folks from having depression and suicidal thoughts caused by sense of failure and inability to meet up with the Joneses, rampant on social media today.
Take the Op's advice and thank him later. I don't want to see your pictures here as another slowpoke who killed himself oh biko.

ecstasy357:


I'm gonno try this one. Makes a whole lot of sense

Yes bro
After the whole gist and other stuffs
The girl will be like "do you enter Keke or bus, I will follow... "? I will just smile, go to ur car, press remote and open door for her... That is if she deserves it, depending on what happened during the date

ecstasy357:


I'm gonno try this one. Makes a whole lot of sense

Yes bro
After the whole gist and other stuffs
The girl will be like "do you enter Keke or bus, I will follow... "? I will just smile, go to the car, press remote and open door for her... That is if she deserves it, depending on what happened during the date

Greatzeus:

Unintelligent crap,off point, unfocused and absolutely senseless comment.
Op was right,this advice will prevent many young folks from having depression and suicidal thoughts caused by sense of failure and inability to meet up with the Joneses, rampant on social media today.
Take the Op's advice and thank him later. I don't want to see your pictures here as another slowpoke who killed himself oh biko.

Bleep you

iSpread:
Ok, I need help

How

UtuokeAlcoholic:

My guy you dey lie small small o. What has civil engineer got to do with servicing/repairing generators?

Read my post again. It appears like you didn't read it at all

Some year's back . There was this dark good looking guy . His job was to offload big truck's & container's for importer's . And he has many importer friend's . Both young & advanced . Due to he is sincere and loyal to them . He mostly associated with Alor guy's from Anambra state . But he is from a neighbouring state . So there was this girl he wanted to date . He told her that he is from Alor while he is not from Anambra state . Whenever she visit's him , he take's her to a very nice apartment belonging to one of those his importer friend's . Claiming it's his apartment . The girl feel for him, not knowing he is not being sincere to her . After sometime he proposed to her & she accepted . On the day he came with his people to perform her traditional marriage rite . Everyone was supprised . Because they don't look like Alor people & their accent is totally diffrent from that of where he claimed they come from . So the girl's people felt embarrassed and started asking them where they are from . And his people mentioned the name of the guy's place . Then the girl's people told them that dat's not what he told their daughter . It was a very big mess that day . To cut the long story short . The marriage rite was terminated immediately .

FruitCakes:
How

You said "If you deceive yourself, it will be hard to get helpers. If you appear to be rich on social media, people will conclude you are rich"
Based on what you said l, I said, Ok, I need help, let me not deceive myself.