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Casino Blonde by Odeku(m): 5:01pm On Jan 12, 2006
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Re: Casino Blonde by spikelord(m): 10:49pm On Jan 12, 2006
Nkan ti won fe je lo pa won! (Na wetin man go chop go kill am).
Re: Casino Blonde by Odeku(m): 10:27pm On Jan 15, 2006
NA so w eall man be masa
Re: Casino Blonde by christyne(f): 4:05pm On Jan 17, 2006
Not all blondes are dumb .............i love tht
Re: Casino Blonde by Icon(m): 5:51pm On Jan 17, 2006
Hmmm, Christyne... R u blonde?
Re: Casino Blonde by Odeku(m): 11:52pm On Jan 17, 2006
Dang that is cold
Re: Casino Blonde by dabby(f): 10:16am On Jun 02, 2006
nice one wink wink
Re: Casino Blonde by micklplus(m): 11:54am On Jun 02, 2006
maybe we should change the name of the joke to blondy trick !
Nice one
Cheers cheesy
Re: Casino Blonde by GeeCee(m): 12:08pm On Jul 24, 2009
lol
Re: Casino Blonde by romsky: 12:20pm On Jul 24, 2009
I am a natural blonde dont try me
Re: Casino Blonde by krama(m): 3:35pm On Jul 24, 2009
grin
Re: Casino Blonde by biola44: 4:13pm On Jul 24, 2009
:d ;d

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