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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Crazeworld(m): 6:17pm On Jun 25
That's thoughtful of you OiOI
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by HotPoundedYam: 9:13am On Jul 03
The Kindergarten Secretary


On my 21st birthday, my boyfriend promised me he was going to help me get a job after I got admission into National Open University. The institution's motto is “Work and Learn,” and I was very eager to get my self busy since the university did not hold lectures like other conventional universities.

Few days after my matriculation ceremony, I received a call from a man while I was having lunch with my hostel friends. He told me Julius(my boyfriend) spoke to him about me, and he requested we meet at a school in Evboutu or lose the big job. I had only swallowed two balls of Eba and I wasn’t filled at all, but I sprinted to my room and changed to something modest. I didn't want to lose this big job.

As soon as I got to the school, I explained to the gateman, and he directed me to an office. Seated there was a guy, probably a teacher because he had this long neck physics teachers usually had. The office had an empty seat and desk in it. On the desk was a laptop and some bunch of files. Upon sighting the chair and desk, I was like,
“wow this is my seat, I’m going to be a secretary.”

The first question he asked me was:
“Do you love children?”
Okay, what's happening here, I was confused, what do loving children have to do with a secretary job?
After a moment of silence I replied:
"Yes sir, I love kids very much."
“Wonderful” He exclaimed
"I’m the Director of this school, Julius told me about you. I like young girls who are hardworking, come tomorrow by 9am for your interview, I want you already". He concluded with a smile and gave me N1000 to go back home.

“Thank you so much”! I quickly collected it, and left the office.
On my way home I picked up my phone and called Julius
“Hello, baby guess what.” I asked
“what” He questioned “
I am going to be a secretary” I exclaimed
“Wow congrats babe,” I am happy for you he replied cheerfully
“Thank you, babe, I love…. “ Before I could complete the sentence, the call ended due to insufficient fund

The next morning, a painful pimple erected from my cheeks mixed with severe headache and catarrh. The only money left with me was the N1000, the director gave me. I contemplated on using the N1000 to get some drugs or using it to transport for the interview
“Get some drugs you might die on your way, remember you are the only child in your family” a voice whispered into my ear
“Go for the interview a big job is waiting for you” Another voice whispered into my ear.

I listened to the second voice, freshened up and left for the interview. The interview was supposed to hold by 12 pm, but it was already 11:00 am, and there was no bus. I had been standing on the road for more than two hours….. I almost cried “Is this how I will lose this job?” I asked myself.

As I was in thought, a bus approached me and I quickly jumped in. On my way, the bus gets caught in a traffic jam. “Chai this must be the work of my village people” I whispered to myself. I ran out of patience and decided to sprint down to the school (opportunity to burn some fat).

When I got there, I was sweating like a ram who just escaped being slaughtered. I was boiling! My hotness increased when I saw a lady seated on “my seat” Yes that vacant seat with the laptop I told you guys about.

I was already boiling in anger when the Director came in “Oya follow me” he requested He took me to a classroom filled with so many kids, the smell of poop was all over the place, some were crying while some had catarrh running down their nose. Then the director began his speech:
“This is the creche class” upon hearing that I was like OK, no secretary, I can manage being a Kindergarten teacher.

But the next sentence I heard was
“Your job is not to teach them, we have a teacher already. Your duty is to change their diapers whenever they defecate and clean their nose”
Are you kidding me? Change babies diaper? Is this the big job this fat belle man had been talking about? I felt like strangling him.

"Ok, how much is the salary" I enquired.
He waited for some seconds and replied:
"75"
I was like "75,000"?

I was already in the mood to start cleaning their diapers for that amount. He laughed hysterically and replied,
“No o it is N7500.”

My hotness tripled to the extent it could even cook beans.

This is slavery! 7500? my transportation to and fro is N6000 that means I will go home with N2000 every month
Waste of time!
Waste of energy!
I would have finished my eba that day If I had known.

“Thank you oga for your offer” I muttered
If I had spent one more minute in there, I would probably kick him in the balls. I quickly walked out of the premises, and as for Julius I never spoke to him again.
hahahahha 75 nice one .
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by HotPoundedYam: 9:15am On Jul 03
ifyalways:
Good day everyone. This thread is open to all Job seekers who are :
Active in the Job/vacancies section
Are currently looking for Job
Have been registered NLD members since 2017 atleast.
Don't post twice with your alternate handle, I will fish you out and you will be disqualified.

What to do :
Write a FUN essay of a typical day in your job seeking/ interview adventure. The story might be gloomy but find a way to inject some fun in it.
Post the essay here. Not less than 400 words,original and unique, no copy and paste.

What you'd get:
The best 10 will win 5,000 ngn each.
The next 5 will get 3,000 each
The next 5 will get 1,000 recharge card of their choice.

This is solely for Fun and to lighten our days and encouragement to not give up .

I'm the judge and Jury hence will determine the essay that wins or not.

This funpetition is open from today till till March 1st. I will announce winners March 2nd, disburse the winnings March 3rd and 4th and move on. If you win and not on ground to send your details on 3rd or 4th, it's forfeited .

Ngwa, let's have the essays . Goodluck smiley
op please kindly mention me when next you are holding this competition. Thanks
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by totalbody(m): 5:43pm On Jul 04
JOB TITLE: BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT MANAGER (BDM) - must be willing to work outside Lagos.

BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
A Business Development Manager is the first contact for a business. As the Business Development Manager for the company, you are expected to educate clients about our products and services in order to increase sales. Recruit, manage, and educate new consultants on behalf of the company in other to increase its sales. Develop relationships in new territories and increase sales by contacting potential clients directly. Create innovate ideas around technology that will capture new and available market of potential clients for the company.

DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES
• Maintain current client relationships and identify potential new clients for the company.
• Contacting potential customers to develop relationships and sales
• Market and close sales on behalf of the company
• Develop new sales strategies and improve sales through various methods
• Researching trends and creating new opportunities to increase sales
• Collaborating with sales and account teams to ensure requirements are met, such as sales numbers and profit goals
• Recruit, train and manage new consultants.
• Maintain a strong understanding of products and services
• Create innovative new ways to serve businesses

SKILLS AND QUALIFICATION
• HND or Bachelor's degree in marketing, communications, business or a related field
• Minimum of 2 years proven sales experience in a Real Estate Industry or any other related industry
• Good sales skills and Marketing techniques.
• Exceptional communication, interpersonal and presentation skills
• Ability to express technical and nontechnical concepts clearly and concisely
• Exceptional research skills, strategy skills and good business intelligence.
• Excellent negotiation, office administrative and project management skills.
• Expert understanding of service and product, and ability to innovate new ways the product can serve customers
• Excellent organizational skills to meet goals and set priorities
• Innate drive to succeed and take initiative
• Strong organizational talents and ability to work under pressure and in new environments

LOCATIONS:
Enugu, Port-Harcourt, Warri, Asaba, Umuahia, Calabar and Uyo

CONTACT
If the above job description sounds like something you are qualified for, Send your CV to pwanheritage@gmail.com CC: legal.pwanheritage@gmail.com.
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by DawnMagazines: 7:04pm On Jul 04
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by franklin244(m): 9:21pm On Jul 04
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Temmydotty(f): 2:21pm On Jul 05
Vacancy-Videographer

Location: Lagos

Job Summary: Operates video camera and related equipment in the production and editing of video commercials and other video contents(advanced skills).

Send CV and portfolio to: media@landshop.ng with "Videographer" as the email subject.
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by devlishGINGER(m): 12:59am On Jul 07
Hello ifyalways. It's been a long time. I op u r good, how is your kids too.

Found this and I thought you might like it.
bestmutiu_2019:
We got to a place called 'Bishop court' or so around 8pm.
The place was dark and I was reluctant to cross that junction. Smart, always claiming to be a hard man left me and approached the girl's hostel while I waited from afar. Like 50meters away from me, he saw two angry looking guys standing, the girl he was trying to woo just left them. Next thing Smart asked those guys "Na Amaka be that?" imagine! Trying to woo a cultist's gf.
From my 50meters position, I heard the loudest slap ever. Cold shivers ran through my spine. That kinda slap that affects every sensory organ, your eyes, nose, tongue, eardrum etc. According to him, he started hearing little whispers of "give them your phone" hehehehe. "Phone wey dem no even ask for"
Smart humbly brought out his phone and handed to the 'Slapper' The slapper limbos his left hand again and wipes Smart another Sunami Slap. This time he started hearing whispers of "show them your unlock pattern"
LoL
That second Sunami sent me like 2kilometers away from that territory. Since then to woo woman just dey taya me.
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by laHot1(f): 7:16pm On Jul 07
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by NinaJoy(f): 7:29pm On Jul 07
laHot1:
Want to work at federal ministry? I can help
How
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Echrist(m): 7:32pm On Jul 07
Want to work at federal ministry?
I can help





Pls I need it,help me
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by hoezie(f): 2:03am On Jul 08
Want to work at federal ministry?
I can help




I'm interested! Thanks.
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by laHot1(f): 6:51am On Jul 08
The ministry job ain't free sha
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 8:32am On Jul 08
laHot1:
Want to work at federal ministry?
I can help @ a cost
how genuine is this
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Crazeworld(m): 10:57am On Jul 08
laHot1:
The ministry job ain't free sha
I sent you a PM
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Kelvinadebo: 1:43pm On Jul 08
hmm ministry job ..not free ABI�
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Hausa(m): 4:16pm On Jul 08
laHot1:
Want to work at federal ministry?
I can help @ a cost
How do we contact?
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by toyotamuscle: 11:08pm On Jul 08
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by benedictilemona(m): 1:43pm On Jul 09
laHot1:
The ministry job ain't free sha
am interested
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by shonygood: 3:29pm On Jul 09
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by emmysmartt: 5:29pm On Jul 11
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by SirWhiteFish: 9:25am On Jul 12
Ifyalways long time.
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Sophy22(f): 9:30am On Jul 12
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 9:51am On Jul 12
SirWhiteFish:
Ifyalways long time.
Heyyy

How have y'all been? I should be around later this week and we'll have a quick post covid writing fun. It has not been easy but God has been good

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