These are funny one liners i came across some where pls feel free to add ur own if they are funny or inspiring.


What's a man's idea of pre-intimacy?
A half hour of begging.

What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it."
Wife: "You wear boxers, don't you?"



Three weeks ago, my wife learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

Pls we need new things

Boring