My grand father was a brave man, he was only afraid of IDIOTS. I asked him why, and he answered; Because there are "TOO MANY OF THEM, and by being a majority, THEY COULD EVEN ELECT A PRESIDENT -- Facundo Cabral

1 Zombie bites the dust.

qwertyboss:


this part weak me pass!

Nor be only U waka come o. Na so e dey do me sef. I cant imagine myself pronouncing it multiple times before skipping it to d next. Every profession wit its own core language that only d practitioners could understand.

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CollinsWeGlobe:
Reports sighted by Mandy News that Bala Haruna, the Bauchi man who fulfilled his vow to spend ten minutes inside a gutter and drink the gutter water should Buhari win the presidential election has reportedly died.

According to multiple reports flying around social media, Bala was rushed to the hospital after complaining about severe abdominal pains and severe stooling of blood for two days.

Bala, after series of tests conducted, was diagnosed with Gastrointestinal bleeding including hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia which was contacted from the gutter water he drank which was contaminated.

He spent several days in the hospital before he gave up the ghost early Tuesday morning.

Source: https://mandynews.com/man-who-swam-and-drank-gutter/

One less almajiri potential terrorist to worry about.

Mrexcell:

One less almajiri potential terrorist to worry about.

The man is alive after-all.

Ignorance is a disease die hard you dey drink gutter water for a lifeless president