With all sacrosanct protocols duly observed and obeisanced, permit me to say that I feel privileged and blessed to leverage on this lacuna of celestial opportunity and imprematur to celebrate with you in this splendiferous time of razzmatazz and adagio of hedonism cascading into what many people call let-my-people-go ring-a-ring-o-roses but what I excruciatingly sobriqueted as "hemi-demi-semi-queva" success of yours. May you be endowed with a cornucopia of His grace and avalanche of blessings from the suzerainty of the greater beyond to perpetually experience this moment of proscenium of joie de vivre in many more years to unfold. I give felicitations to the great Grand Architect and Geometrician of the Cosmotic Galaxy... As you celebrate your Passing Out Parade today, I summon and beseech, on your dear behalf, the spiritual, celestial, supernatural, metaphysical, and cosmotically galactical forces of the quadrilateral and spherical cosmos to bring across your ways ambient and all-round, all-encompassing successes, fortunes, wealth, fame, and tantamount prosperity. Your service periods will never be floccinaucinihilipilificated but rather be extremely and supercalifragilisticexpialidociously elephantine! You will remember NYSC and you will smile and say THANK YOU GOD. Let me reiterate this to your hearing in a transparent and non-mendaciloquent manner that you should not forget to pray for us your successors as we proceed in this unprecedented journey of serving our Fatherland which you just gallantly and triumphantly completed. We love you and will continue to. Go out and make a difference!!!
HAPPY PASSING-OUT PARADE!!!

#AkinwaleOmotayo ('18CII)