Bloke goes to his doctor, "You have to help me".

Doc: Tell me what the problem is.

Bloke: Well, I wake up in the morning and I f* my wife. When she goes to work and the cleaner arrives, I sh** her over the washing machine. I get a lift to work from the neighbour's wife and she gives me a bj in the car. When I get to work, I sh** my secretary over my desk. Get another bj from my neighbour's wife on the way home. Then at night, in bed I f* my wife again.

Doc: What on earth is the problem?

Bloke: It hurts when I masturbate.

Man walks in to bedroom with sheep under his arm.

"this is the pig I shag when you've got a headache"
"I think you'll find that's a sheep" says wife
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"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"

yeeeeeaaaa, chei, nice one

rude indeed

i no get these jokes -

@Blacksta, too complex??

Okay no worry - I go find simple one for you. . .

Efemena_xy:

@Blacksta, too complex??

Okay no worry - I go find simple one for you. . .

Maybe cause they are rubbish - lol

Or maybe 'cos you refuse to give credit where credit's due??

what makes them rubbish??

Tell me and I'll amend my future jokes accordingly

The guys slept around - No joke in that one

he self service - it hurts - is that another joke - cause i cant see it

LoL, very funny! The first one was toooooooo much and the second one is simply cool.

Eyah:

LoL, very funny! The first one was toooooooo much and the second one is simply cool.

stop lying thru your teeth

Thanks Eyah!!

My jokes are only for intelligent peeps only - no dullards allowed in here

@Element & Sulad - thanks for your coments jor - una be berra peeps

Hey, Blacksta, Im not lying. Perhaps, it's just difficult for you to understand jokes for sensible peps.

See these two - deceiving themselves - abeg make i find better jokes to post


intelligent my backside -

Copy cat!!

Oya post your own now - tis been a while

let's kick some life back into the Jokes Section Bro