This happened for real just this week.

There was an accident on a Lagos road. An eyes witness who is a Yoruba woman started screaming Woo, haooo in her loudest voice. She was asked to narrate what happened. She said haooo Oluwaoo, there is an accident that killed some ppl. [size=14pt]She was asked if anybody died, she said yesoo two persons and two "Mallam". They asked her, is mallam not a person?[/size]

Aboki no be human being. even the animals are more humane

A Hausa man was withdrawing from an ATM, when
an Igboman behind him said, “hahahahaha Aboki
Mustafa, you be Mumu,
me done see your password;
na four stars (****)”
The Hausa man then
replied, “kai nonsense,
na you be mumu.
My fassword na 2644.

cant stop laughin, dis aboki self dey just refuse to grow upㅍㅎㅅㅇㄹㅎㄹㅇㅌㅍㅈ. it means u try. thumps up

Rimsahy

See as u jxt dey laff like person wey jxt finish self service.

No offence.

starlight®®:

A Hausa man was withdrawing from an ATM, when
an Igboman behind him said, “hahahahaha Aboki
Mustafa, you be Mumu,
me done see your password;
na four stars (****)”
The Hausa man then
replied, “kai nonsense,
na you be mumu.
My fassword na 2644.

.

eldav:

Rimsahy

See as u jxt dey laff like person wey jxt finish self service.

No offence.

hahahahaha.,. Thank God no one is in the office
*My 1st laff for todai*

Lwkmd

lol

starlight®®:

A Hausa man was withdrawing from an ATM, when
an Igboman behind him said, “hahahahaha Aboki
Mustafa, you be Mumu,
me done see your password;
na four stars (****)”
The Hausa man then
replied, “kai nonsense,
na you be mumu.
My fassword na 2644.

where's your copyright certificate?

realsammie:



Aboki no be human being. even the animals are more humane

And what do you know about Mallams?
They've ruled your great grand fathers and are ruling you and will continue to rule you

Bump