Number10 issa goal. When we started sch, some babes where forming nicki minaj n angelina jolie 4 me. But as i gentleman wey i be, i kuku calm down. When our results came out, na dem been de rush me as a guy jst calm down 1st semester na dem go rush u

@ AnonymousIP

9. Being very close to your course rep can save you a lot of stress. He's a mini lecturer of sort. This is truthful.

One man who called himself Sir Tony secured a fake admission for me back in 2004 at UNIZIK. One day, our course rep approached me and said, "We just checked some files at the department's secretary's office. It seems I didn't see any file bearing your name."

That revelation led me to take steps to verify and establish the validity of my admission, which turned out to be fake. If the Rep wasn't close to me, he wouldn't have noticed that the name of an associate wasn't there.

Well, I did the needful by getting a form for another UME, and then secured a valid admission at UNIBEN. Graduated with a sharp 2 -1. Now the owner of a flourishing business. May GOD be blessed!!!

No 14..is so true.Without the right contacts and right relationship..the outside world is not funny for degrees holders.NYSC will define itself(Now Your Suffering Cont....

No 14..So True.

Chop life 4 school o. Its now or never! Use ur brain. During my diploma i was a church boy,etc only fellowship,midweek,service,church this, church that,etc. After graduating there has been dat bit of regret as to somethings. But coming to do my degree, more/less church. I ought to chop life(with sense)

I disagree with #8.

No 3 work for me baje. Emi ekun

sonnie10:

How can a student be broke the whole semester, what are the parents thinking? How do they except the student to survive.

Not that our parents are not thinking about our well-being, most parents per say wishes they can give their children the best but unfortunately because of circumstances in their control and out of their control, they can't... we striving not because we're worthy to based on life's standard but because we believe we are the revolutionary individual in our individual families.

No.1 is so me! I like slapping the boys in my class, I always see them as children and bully them .
Today one was begging me not to slap him that my hand sabi pain. Hehehehe

No 6 & 14so on point

folake4u:
No.1 is so me! I like slapping the boys in my class, I always see them as children and bully them .
Today one was begging me not to slap him that my hand sabi pain. Hehehehe

Ehen??
I hate being battered by people so I thread with caution. My favourite female "guy" in class is in same class with you physically, we became paddies as a result her trying to use your formula which I resisted, from then till date, people call her "Mama Remi" because of our closeness.
Honestly she is such a perfect soul.

she lives in Benin.

buygala:
Please gather here if like me, you don't know what this thread is talking about because you can't see any pictures

Use opera mini

No 1 &2 is so true��

folake4u:
No.1 is so me! I like slapping the boys in my class, I always see them as children and bully them .
Today one was begging me not to slap him that my hand sabi pain. Hehehehe

oh lord.... Girl, if u try dis wit me I swear I go beat u back and front.. I blame dose guyz sha. Maybe dey av smtin dey r gaining 4rm u though

Uyi168:
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This one is soooo me..

this is so me..

The English is terrible. Unfortunately, the write-up is a fair representation of the average Nigerian university graduate, especially graduates from the so-called federal schools.

Uyi168:
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This one is soooo me..

Lol�

Uyi168:
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This one is soooo me..

Lol

No 14 says it all

Don't slumber please

Godsgift7837:
You buy a car for your girl, ,another guy buys fuel, That's division of labour.
You buy her clothes another man removes them, That is seperation of powers.
You pay school fees for her ,and another guy pays rent, That's combined bussines.
She tells you she is not ready for sex, whilst another guy drills daily, That's Satanism.

i so wasn't expecting the last line....

sonnie10:

How can a student be broke the whole semester, what are the parents thinking? How do they except the student to survive.

you complaining of a semester? I did a whole session broke.. Even ate undone yam because we Wia cooking and kerosene finished.. At it like that...

Have never been hungry even at that

remi1444:
Ehen??
I hate being battered by people so I thread with caution. My favourite female "guy" in class is in same class with you physically, we became paddies as a result her trying to use your formula which I resisted, from then till date, people call her "Mama Remi" because of our closeness.
Honestly she is such a perfect soul.

she lives in Benin.

Awww that's nice .

Favourite female guy eh? .

Lool the slaps are for fun sha, I totally enjoy it

popweezy:
oh lord.... Girl, if u try dis wit me I swear I go beat u back and front.. I blame dose guyz sha. Maybe dey av smtin dey r gaining 4rm u though

Ogbeni calm down eh .
Na your type I dey beat pass cos una too dey make mouth .


Of course they're gaining SENSE from me .

Fulmigati:
This guy creates the most unfunny memes. He needs to quit.

ANd if you talk now, he go tag u as hater!
Very unfunny memes!

millionboi2:
hope ur puna is still tilt

borrow sense

sonnie10:

How can a student be broke the whole semester, what are the parents thinking? How do they except the student to survive.

Dey there, my first yr in Abk all I got was transport money...hunger nearly finish me that period. But u go to uni for connections such as these

MiaB:
borrow sense

simple qtn

No 4 really weak me

folake4u:




Awww that's nice .

Favourite female guy eh? .

Lool the slaps are for fun sha, I totally enjoy it

The giver won't notice the impact, it is fun.
only the receiver does. my class is even a hive of "Old-du papa Yungi". You no bold catch " fun" with pissed by default persons sef.

Heyzee5:
Loll
Check my signature to make legit income online.
Thank me later.

which one is dt,am a M.sc Studt with lot to care for.assist pls