So yesterday was my birthday, well I went to my shop as usual,so many hair to barb and i thank God for money made for the day.
There is this beautiful damsel that I met when I was looking for change to give a customer 3 weeks ago,my God, she is so beautiful,she has a lovely oval shaped forehead, her nose pointed forward like the arrow of a barometer, her teeth white like cotton wool, and her lips so thick and beautiful,immediately,I remembered how i read a thread on nairaland on how a person can determine how a gals pvssy is by looking at her lips, immediately, i reached for my scientifical mathematical calculator of sex and immediately a formula came to my mind on how I can calculate the length,breadth, width, and thickness of her lips in proportion to her pvssy and I set to work on that formula and behold I got a powerful answer of how her pvssy looked liked, the answer made my dick nudge forward a bit like a frustrated student in an exam hall would move his head forward to copy from the brilliant student in front of him
I purposely walked to her and asked her to help me with change but she did not have but she collected the money from me and went ahead to help me ask some one who helped out to change the money,as she walked on to change the money,the spirit of lust zoomed my eyes to the way her yanshed moved up and down her waist like a young boy dancing up and down in the rain,DAT lovely view of her yansh, shook my salvation in Christ Jesus And my decision to stay chaste was threatened by konji, and i heard myself asking the lord,why did he create dis kind of yansh, did he not know that no man alive will see such a yansh and not be enveloped in a tsunami of konji,but before but before I cld get my answer from the good lord, she walked towards me to give me the change, as she walked towards me,my powerful eyes caught sight of her lovely round breast and immediately i felt like playing football instantly, as a matter of fact, I envied her brassiere cos it was the closest thing to her breasts at that moment, i thought to myself how her brassiere would be having a swell time having those lovely breasts in its embrace,chai my mouth watered as all this thought raced through my young and active mind like cars on the third mainland bridge.
As soon as she gave me the change I begged her for her number which she gave me,and we've been chatting and I have been paying for her indomie and egg since last week, she says she likes me but,but I look like a chop and run type of guy, because of her I close my shop early and we spend time together until late night,last week Saturday we kissed and smooch for so long that my boxers was soaked with more than 3 derica of sperm but nothing happened and when i got home I dealt my Vaseline content a heavy blow and scooped a large quantity and masturbated in peace wth the picture of her yansh before my mind like musical notes on a pamphlet in front of a music conductor then i held my pillow tight and slept off, she promised to come yesterday being my birthday,but I waited for endlessly like the church awaiting the second coming of Jesus Christ the son of God,but she was no where to be found like a stolen property, but I know i will fvck her soon because every day is for the girl but one day is for the boy and I will fvck her violently as if her grandfather offended my granddather before their demise
But wait o where is dacblogger sef

Lol... Hard luck.
To laugh click on the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A&t=14s

You have come again. Rubbish always.

This guy, you're a poet don't you know?

Gabrendo:
Lol... Hard luck. To laugh click on the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A&t=14s

lol

Its really hard to call you a clown right now. Don't allow your sexual fantasies turn you into a rapist.

Effing perv

Me just like ur write up.. Laff wan kee me hia

Bestchoice4me:
Me just like ur write up.. Laff wan kee me hia

lol

lepasharon:


This guy, you're a poet don't you know?

lepasharon,lemme give u a hint of what happened last night in my dreams, well I was on my own, brooding on all the things konji has done to me in my life,when all of a sudden i heard footsteps and wondered who it could be that is intruding my privacy, when a female figure walked towards me, at first I thought it was an angel,but on closer look i discovered it was you as u smiled towards me revealing ur lovely teeth to me as if I'm a dentist, I was so happy seeing you, and I ran towards you wth joy like a young lad who is so excited at seeing his mother jus returning from a long travel.
I smiled back at you and I began to tell you of how excited I am to see u and u smiled telling me that u didn't want to come before because u have a boyfriend but because u know that seeing u will make me happy u decided to show up,and I held ur lovely hands as if I want to cross the road with you and I began to tell u so many lovely things that I can't remember right now as i looked into ur eyes deeply like i am an optometrist and u said to me, Israel what do u want from me, talk now before it is dawn and u wake up from ur deep slumber, but i kept on talking in a bid to get out all the feelings I have in my mind for you, and finally I moved closer to you like a sinner moving to wards the pastor during an altar call, i moved in a bid to kiss you and I was so close to delivering the kiss jus like a boy who was so close to getting 300 in jamb to secure is admission in to university but ended up scoring 290 but failed when my phone rang and it was my customer calling to ask if I won't come to shop today, I felt like swearing for the customer that in his life may he disturbed when he is close to gettn what he's been longing for in life, but I just pitied him because I've not brushed and if I swear for him at time it will catch him

Jayneek:
Its really hard to call you a clown right now. Don't allow your sexual fantasies turn you into a rapist.

im not a rapist

lilianofentse:
Effing perv

I'm not a pervert stop it pls, but meanwhile I love ur laps

jonaifame22:
every day is for the girl but one day is for the boy

I dey tell u bro

anthonyuncle:

I dey tell u bro

lol

Wayray Been a while brother... Missed your posts a lot... Venture into poetry, u no listen...

jonaifame22:
lol

Your one of the few guys I respect on nairaland.

Very articulate.

jonaifame22:
I'm not a pervert stop it pls, but meanwhile I love ur laps

guy love your right up ..it's humorous , cunning and like part of a literary device such as apostrophe,metaphor and simile....
U must be a poet

lilianofentse:
Effing perv

sweet girl ..

stop using the name of the Lord in vain..... May God have mercy on you

OyiboOyibo:
stop using the name of the Lord in vain..... May God have mercy on you

pastor

jonaifame22:
pastor

Am not a pastor but one who loves and fears God

GrossPrice:

Your one of the few guys I respect on nairaland.
Very articulate.

thank you and God bless you

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Olanrefront3355:
Wayray Been a while brother... Missed your posts a lot... Venture into poetry, u no listen...

lol thanks I missed all my readers too,I stopped writing my stories cos I was trying to get used to typing on android phones which I'm gradually gettn accustomed to,well as for being a poet. lepasharon also thinks I'm a poet,buh I'm not a poet Im jus another ordinary guy jus writing my experiences the way i have understanding of doing. once again thank you