Been seeing this girl for say 7months now. She is 22 and in her third year. she sometimes sleeps at my place. This really caused a lot of rancor when her parents found out. Ever since then her mom especially has not been happy with her ...
Her mother visits her in school from time to time and each time she comes i would ask my gf to arrange a meeting but her mom would not indicate interest.
I haven't met any of her parents before. Yesterday the woman came visiting again and this time I asked to see her. From the look of things it appears we shall be meeting for the first time before she goes back.. Pls guys help me with some lines...
I love the girl and i wish to be convincing to her mom..

My brother whether u see her mama or not, u never see wife. She's 22 and a student. Chop wetin u go chop before drama begins.

I don't have any lines to help you with.
I prefer my Vaseline to any girlfriend out there.

However, I don't mind dropping 3 of the vital rules that I adhere to whenever I am going out to the supermarket to get a new Vaseline. Pretty sure it'll help you a little.

1. Dress well!

I can't emphasize on this enough cos first impression matters a lot!! (If you dress anyhow, they'll give you anyhow Vaseline.)

2. Be polite, even if she seems rude.

From your write up, she isn't excited to see you so your conversation might not go well. (learned from my experience with receptionist who are angry that a homie ignores them for Vaseline.)

3. Be yourself.

Yeah. Don't pretend to be something you are not.
(Always go for the Vaseline your heart wants.)

Just be yourself... Don't act too patronising towards her mother but act politely. Good luck

Dress nicely...and responsibly! Remember, she's not your mate...so you two mustn't have a lengthy conversation, so make no effort to engage her in a conversation by all means...except she brings something up.

In all that you do... don't you dare express your feelings about her daughter. Don't go all " I really love Amara... my intentions for her are..." Just don't.

Guys help the meeting is in some hours from now

Just break up if you can't dance to the music.

Bro cool down don’t be to anxious let your words flow when being asked a question, you don’t need to impress them with grammar cos if they like you, with the moment you enter you will know so no need to worry JAH guide you all the best

On my way

enshi:
On my way

good luck

enshi:
On my way

a lot has been said, just be yourself. don't dare say you love her daughter if not she will just break your head because she already knew that you are sleeping with her daughter.

Oma307:

a lot has been said, just be yourself. don't dare say you love her daughter if not she will just break your head because she already knew that you are sleeping with her daughter.

Come what’s your problemself don’t kill me with laughter abeg

SageMK:
I don't have any lines to help you with.
I prefer my Vaseline to any girlfriend out there.

However, I don't mind dropping 3 of the vital rules that I adhere to whenever I am going out to the supermarket to get a new Vaseline. Pretty sure it'll help you a little.

1. Dress well!

I can't emphasize on this enough cos first impression matters a lot!! (If you dress anyhow, they'll give you anyhow Vaseline.)

2. Be polite, even if she seems rude.

From your write up, she isn't excited to see you so your conversation might not go well. (learned from my experience with receptionist who are angry that a homie ignores them for Vaseline.)

3. Be yourself.

Yeah. Don't pretend to be something you are not.
(Always go for the Vaseline your heart wants.)