SageMK:
Lol. It's called home for a reason.
Everyone is a beast at home. Eating habit changes.

True
Especially when u are alone lol

FAKE LIFE FAKE LIFE AS IF IT'S ONLY THE LADIES

opparadise:
Everything'bout 99% of girls are fake: eye brows, eye lashes, fake eyes, lips colour, nose natural shape, artificial ears, fake hair, fake walking posture, fake bending posture with waist back, push up bras (fake cleavages that normally have low self esteem), waist trainers for fake waists, make-ups to cover fake ugliness, powder to illuminate fake faces, perfume to cover body odour, fake talking habit, fake sitting habit (they sit anyhow at home), fake sleeping habit (they sleep drooling at home), fake finger nail and toes. Some will even be wearing lipstick on that lips that cannot spell 'ecclesiastics'. God must punish these fake people!

If they don't put them you will still complain

Biglittlelois:
Lol true but not only ladies, men do that also, one thing I can never order for when in a restaurant is any native food cos I like to use my hands when eating it to feel the taste, instead of using fork, and be forming rubbish, doesn't make sense.

Nothing wrong in using washed hands to eat native food.

So because I want to appear to be “real” and not fake, I should throw away all etiquette and home training in public and eat like a cow so you alpha makes can applaud me as a girl that doesn't form? Bullshit!

So true.
In public I eat my chicken like say the thing dey fear me and las las I go leave the bone.
For house taa!!!commot here oiso. I go grind the bone even the spirit of the chicken join.

It's simple etiquette/public courtesy /public manners.its applicable to men too...tho she did exaggerate it abit

Many women are very very dirty when you get close to them.

woman. Wo man. Only Yoruba go understand the meaning very well. Use it anyhow it mean the same thing.

LarryBee1k:


One, your hand will be smelling after eating eg fufu
Imagine dipping nails inside swallow
As a man, I can't eat swallow outside (only when desperate)
I eat different when I'm outside (it's called being normal) at home I can be singing with my plate while eating but outside I've to be careful not to leave bad impressions and you know first impression matters

Both men and women do this.

I eat swallow anywhere and i use fork .... i hate to wash my hand before and after eating and i hate my hand smelling food eg fufu, EBA, pounded yam after eating .... i use fork home and anyway

I dont give a damn about some mumu onlookers ..... laslas, na me pay for my food!!

Take an Igbo girl on a date then you will know the difference..

Lol,was wondering too until i saw my guy doing it,its not really bad at all,i even fell in love with the style,he was so good at it
@bolden,maybe you were not doing it right

Adanairaland:
How do people even eat Eba with fork?
I tried that once and Mehn the food tire me to eat..

CruellaDeVil:
So because I want to appear to be “real” and not fake, I should throw away all etiquette and home training in public and eat like a cow so you alpha makes can applaud me as a girl that doesn't form? Bullshit!

Shut TFU!

e pain am
alpha males can die
by the way, got milk?

Nofavorss:
Shut TFU!

CruellaDeVil:
e pain am
alpha males can die
by the way, got milk?

Alpha kor Omega ni.

I got fluid Can you lap dance?

I mean bress milik

what size of bra you wear

Nofavorss:
Alpha kor Omega ni.

I got fluid Can you lap dance?

midolian:
Ladies shā-...

Well, some of dem no send oo..even for public, dem dey do worse sometimes..

Attended a conference just last week and when it was time for lunch, this lady filled her plate with everything the conference had to offer for lunch..before sitting to pass judgement on the "food basket", I was 'shocked' to see this lady unzip and unfasten the button of her trouser(like she was running mad) to allow easy passage of food..to where? Honestly, I don't know

Sabi Pesin....

Is that Oshoala for real or her fake?

CruellaDeVil:
I mean bress milik

what size of bra you wear

34 D

No lies told lmao

Ladies

lala...please judge this one

hmmmmm, she will even lick the plate join but when on a date she will be forming like a slay queen.

DonroxyII:
I eat swallow anywhere and i use fork .... i hate to wash my hand before and after eating and i hate my hand smelling food eg fufu, EBA, pounded yam after eating .... i use fork home and anyway

I dont give a damn about some mumu onlookers ..... laslas, na me pay for my food!!

Correct man

biGDhAp:
..for which kind restaurant you dey chop wey dem no get liquid soap wey you fit take wash hand

Even with washing hands, sometimes the soup still smells

If you have ever dated An Uhrhobo Girl, you would know not all girls form on a date... A True Delta girl does not hide her love for Eba and Banga soup... they love it and they are never ashamed to request for it or eat it like they eat at home

Note: I'm Yoruba

tendingNews:
A Slay Queen has depicted how babes eat when they go on a date with a guy and how they eat when they are at home.

She had to act posh and behave like the slay queen she is when she went out with her guy.

But when she got home, she became her real self and ate the real way she likes, removed her wig and balanced well.

Watch the video

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/04/how-girls-eat-on-date-vs-how-they-eat.html?m=1

girls and fake life be like 5n6 or hammer n nail or cucumber n puna

LarryBee1k:

Correct man

your ODE stinks.. so much for social media.. ah swear

opparadise:
Everything'bout 99% of girls are fake: eye brows, eye lashes, fake eyes, lips colour, nose natural shape, artificial ears, fake hair, fake walking posture, fake bending posture with waist back, push up bras (fake cleavages that normally have low self esteem), waist trainers for fake waists, make-ups to cover fake ugliness, powder to illuminate fake faces, perfume to cover body odour, fake talking habit, fake sitting habit (they sit anyhow at home), fake sleeping habit (they sleep drooling at home), fake finger nail and toes. Some will even be wearing lipstick on that lips that cannot spell 'ecclesiastics'. God must punish these fake people!

Keep exposing your mother and sisters

Even when owner of Facebook come Nigeria, na hand he use take swallow. Some wey claim to be rich go dey use fork. Them get money reach Mark. Who am I. I nor send anybody. Na my food. Na my belle e dey enter

Biglittlelois:
Lol true but not only ladies, men do that also, one thing I can never order for when in a restaurant is any native food cos I like to use my hands when eating it to feel the taste, instead of using fork, and be forming rubbish, doesn't make sense.

gbefun

tendingNews:
A Slay Queen has depicted how babes eat when they go on a date with a guy and how they eat when they are at home.

She had to act posh and behave like the slay queen she is when she went out with her guy.

But when she got home, she became her real self and ate the real way she likes, removed her wig and balanced well.

Watch the video

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/04/how-girls-eat-on-date-vs-how-they-eat.html?m=1

opparadise:
Everything'bout 99% of girls are fake: eye brows, eye lashes, fake eyes, lips colour, nose natural shape, artificial ears, fake hair, fake walking posture, fake bending posture with waist back, push up bras (fake cleavages that normally have low self esteem), waist trainers for fake waists, make-ups to cover fake ugliness, powder to illuminate fake faces, perfume to cover body odour, fake talking habit, fake sitting habit (they sit anyhow at home), fake sleeping habit (they sleep drooling at home), fake finger nail and toes. Some will even be wearing lipstick on that lips that cannot spell 'ecclesiastics'. God must punish these fake people!

You seem to have a major bitterness towards ladies(chics)
What happened, have you been rebuffed almost all your life by them thereby leaving you bitter and lacking confidence?