Saw this on Fb and although its says "married women and men only" I think any couple in something serious can pick a thing or two.I think its South African. I don't totally agree with all the points but there's wisdom to be picked so i'm posting it here. We know say who go cheat go cheat but at least play ur part naim sure pass.





MARRIED WOMEN AND MEN ONLY: Try your best to maintain the following schedule in your married life:

(1)between 3am-6am when kids are fast asleep sex your husband (when you see his pen*s all hard or "erect" in the morning, "jump on him" and see your husband again). Give him surprise-sex! Give him morning-penis-erection-sex,

(2)between 5am-6am bath with your husband (get in the big bath together, talk and have interesting sex again), then clothe him and yourself and go to work, or drop kids at school or do your chores,

(3)if you are a home-stay-mom, go buy food and nice-panty and bra to "entice" your husband after work. Buy all sorts of sexy panties ( NOT granny-panties! NOT mommy-panties! But panties which says "husband-here's your wife", "come eat me now!". (When he comes home welcome him with a juicy-kiss and a big-warm-hug), quickly take him to the marriage bedroom, UnCloth your husband fast/slow, give him quick sex, food, and allow him to rest (treat your husband like a king). RESPECT YOUR HUSBAND ALL THE TIME!

(4)after work hours focus on the kids(help them with the "school home work", prepare thier clothes, or get a nanny to sort that out, including thier lunchboxes) and everything they need for tomorrow,

(5) study (read the bible or any university degree), keep your eyes AWAY FROM stupid soapies which teach you to destroy your marriages,

(6)entertain yourself by having evening marital sex again (6pm to 11pm when the kids are busy or sleeping), massage each other with oil and talk, laugh and be together, be in each others arms, drink some tea, juice, biscuits, snacks! Dance naked in the bedroom before your husband! Entertainment is free! These are the time when "nyatsis" take your husbands from you. SO BETWEEN 3AM-11PM make sure he is in your arms having a lot of passionate sex, many-kisses, fun and joy! Nyatsi (are satanic women who break homes by "using what you reject". SO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND AT HOME WITH GOOD FOOD AND MARITAL LOVE.

(7)pray for each other and pray together, then sleep, [dont forget to pray for me as well], pray for God to bless all his people and sleep. NEVER USE YOUR marriage BEDROOM TO GOSSIP. Use it for sex, baby making, resting and fun and planning. NO QUARRELS OR WARS IN THE MATRIMONIAL BEDROOM.

(sometimes wake your husband up between 10pm to 3am to do some more sex. BE A WIFE! Not a witch! NEVER SLEEP WITH A Hot-HUSBAND WHO CRAVES YOUR VAGINA NEXT TO YOU (give him four/five quick sex rounds and let him sleep with a Big smile). BE A WIFE, NOT A ROOM MATE!

(9)During weekends go out to a park (as husband and wife, do a little braai, have a simple time out, or fly out, or whatever it is you have to do),

(10) IF HIS WORK IS TIRING DURING THE WEEK, THEN GIVE HIM A LOT OF SEX ALL WEEKEND LONG (but go to church on weekend), never miss church. PREPARE HIS SHOES, SNEAKERS, JEANS OR SUITS (or anything he likes and attend church services). After church give him some more sex until Monday morning. TAKE THE KIDS OUT TO PLAY DURING WEEKENDS (so you and your husband can be all alone in the house). Have sex in the kitchen, sitting room, dinning rooms, toilet, bathroom, pantry, garage, and everywhere in the house be naked to yourselves and enjoy marriage! BE A HAPPY FAMILY! God like such joy in marriage. BE CRAZY-IN-LOVE with your husband.

A WIFE MUST NOT BE FAT (she must be sexy). Don't be an elephant! PUT TAP ON YOUR WEIGHT. Loose weight after birth. KEEP yourself HEALTHY first). Don't allow "nyatsis" to take your husband through sexy-body-appeals which you used to have prior/during marriage. KEEP YOUR BODY AS BEFORE and keep your man's eyes on you!

STOP LIVING A COMPLICATED LIFE! A cluttered life is dangerous.

BE CAREFUL OF FRIENDS OR EVENTS WHICH STEAL YOUR FAMILY TIME.

- funerals
- meetings
- work or more business deals
- unplanned schedules
- inlaws
- friends

ALL THESE ARE NOT WRONG TO ATTEND TO! But maintain balance.

FOR MEN:
(1)marry a woman who has a stinking breath (so that you can give her sweets all the time), see "halitosis" as a way to kiss her with a sweet inside the mouth, that's entertainment right there!

(2)marry a woman with stinking feet(wash her feet and oil her), bath time is good for talking and relaxing, get bathroom snacks,food and etc in there, go buy those aroma bath jells and wash your wife's stinky under arms and feet (NEVER have time for nyatsi), keep your eyes on your wife! BE A HOMEBOY with your wife and kids. A good man is always with his wife or in church on his knees praying. NEVER BE BUSY IN LIFE WITH THINGS THAT DON'T NEED YOU! Make money, go home to your wife and kids, go church to kneel before God who created you and pray for your wife, kids, neighbours and everyone to be blessed and protected and prosperous. NEVER SPEND TIME WITH NYATSIS (be a man of order and discipline).

(3)have time to swim, run or exercise or do things together beside work, business, ministry and etc.

(4)Learn to wash your wife's hair and learn to blow-dry her hair, touch her scalp, massage her until she sleeps. TOUCH HER nerves GENTLY until she sleeps in your arms like a baby, stress-free!

(5)LEARN TO SHAVE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA AND THE HAIR BETWEEN THE BUTTOCKS AND UNDER ARMS. Shave and look Mr husband. Adore your wife's body. THAT IS CALLED FAITHFULNESS until death do you part! And wash her after shaving, then do sex again. KEEP YOUR LIFE SIMPLE!

(6)DRIVE AND FLY TOGETHER! Journeys are special time.

(7)A WISE WIFE must learn to have sex with her husband with all the plus 50 sex styles in marriage. KEEP THE HUSBAND BUSY INSIDE YOU (an idling man is easily tempted).SO KEEP HIS MARRIED-PENIS BUSY INSIDE THE MOST HOLY PLACE (thee only place where the bible says "he must drink" from. Make your husband drink from the fountain/cistern of marriage. Proverbs is loaded with wisdom of pussyfying a husband in order to keep his sexual energy in check. Never make an excuse as a wife, apply wisdom to counteract "concubines/nyatsis/prostitutes" which steal husbands. OPEN YOUR THIGHS AND SEX YOUR HUSBAND TOO MUCH. When you get out of the house he must be sexual satisfied and happy. SEXUALLY CONTENT.

MARRIAGE IS FUN! God created marriage for enjoyment.

- YOU ENJOY TROUBLES TOGETHER
- YOU CRY TOGETHER
- YOU PRAY TOGETHER
- YOU GROW OLD TOGETHER
- YOU SHOP TOGETHER
- YOU RAISE KIDS TOGETHER
- YOU FACE DIFFICULTIES TOGETHER

Life was meant to have someone to walk with.

STOP ALL THE BICKERING! From today, do everything together. ERASE ALL THINGS THAT ARE DESTROYING YOUR MARITAL-TOGETHERNESS.

If people are breaking your harmony, planting evil thoughts about you/your husband/wife, REMOVE THEM OUT OF YOUR MARRIED LIFE.

YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE DEVILS THAT FIGHT YOUR MARRIAGE TOGETHERNESS(side-by-side). You have to be married to a person who destroy the "demons-assaults/attacks" to stay married. A fighter! An SFF (not an EFF).

- no beer or habit or cigarettes should separate you,
- no child of fornication should separate you,
- no ex/history should come between you,
- no condition should keep you apart,
- no friends/colleagues/inlaws/siblings/parents should come between you,
- no concubine should enter your spouse heart,
- no job should come between you,

Stupid people always DRAG something inside the marriage to break the peace, the joy, the happiness, the blessed life.

NEVER ALLOW ANYTHING TO BREAK YOUR FAMILY HARMONY.

THE SPIRIT OF MARRIAGE IS THE SPIRIT OF TOGETHERNESS.

Never sleep in a hotel if you should be home in the arms of your wife or husband. ELSE GO HAVE SEX IN THE HOTEL WITH YOUR WIFE, SLEEP THE NIGHTS YOU HAVE BOOKED IN THERE AND GO BACK HOME.

Never open a door for concubines/ colleagues (nyatsi).

THE KEY IS STOPPING EVERYTHING AND ANYONE TRYING TO SEPARATE YOU.

Life is a blessing! WHOEVER IS TELLING YOU THAT MARRIAGE IS NOT GOOD IS A LIAR.

The issue is:
(1)who is speaking into your heart?
(2)who is the devil which is wearing a dress/ suit/sneakers pulling you apart?

THERE IS A DEVIL TO RESIST, AND A MARITAL-SPOUSE TO GROW OLD WITH.

In this life, learn to connect with GODLY PEOPLE AND develop the habit of REJECTING THE DEVIL WHO IS WEARING A MAKE UP, OR the demon which is DRIVING A CAR tempting you, OR the tempter WORKING WITH YOU(your enticing colleagues), or the foolish "relatives/inlaws" causing commotion where there is love and peace.

Know your enemy and say "no".

NEVER COMPARE YOUR MARRIAGE WITH ANOTHER/NEITHER COMPARE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS MARRIAGE. We all have different set of marriage problems. NO MARRIAGE IS WITHOUT TRIALS. The apostle paul said "those who [will] marry will face MANY TROUBLES" in this life. READ YOUR BIBLE!

MARRIAGE IS A "MANY-TROUBLES-NAVIGATION-ZONE"! You need a warrior for a wife.A committed husband for life.

WHATEVER satan is using to destroy your life, it's up to you to reject.

NEVER ALLOW a snake inside your heart! LET GOD IN. satan is NEVER welcomed in your house.

GO PLAY WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND KIDS, PROTECT YOUR FAMILY, RAISE THEM UP WITH LOVE.

Enjoy ur weekend

This is great OP. Worthy of learning.

Ficco:
This is great OP. Worthy of learning.

Thanks bro

Nice one OP, i cn see u like sex pass ur salary

Dtraitor:
Nice one OP, i cn see u like sex pass ur salary

Iffa hear... sex no dey pay bills oo