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|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by mrNEMZY(m): 5:49pm On May 13|
Do you know that if you take a small job, you could make up to #30k a month?
Do you know that if you take a night or weekend job to complement it, you could increase it to #50k a month?
Do you know that adequate savings (say 40k monthly) could in 1-2yrs give you (480k-960k)?
Do you know that with that you have a strong capital to start up a meaningful something?
Do you know that if you start a viable business with the above, by the period of 6yrs a law student would take to enter the labor force, you might be able to comfortablly pay his/her salary?
Of course you know all these, but you want to enter the University, or this case kill yourself because you couldn't, and one day you would graduate, and by the time you get frustrated in the labour force, you would start contemplating suicide again.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by WoeBetide666: 6:01pm On May 13|
My guy, if you don't mind me asking what sort of 'small jobs' can one take up.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by henrybomb(m): 6:05pm On May 13|
Smithwilliams826:So you are making sense like this?
If he was your brother, would you say the same?
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by henrybomb(m): 6:10pm On May 13|
Jamboy12:Please don't do it
Think about your family so that you don't put them in a sober state forever,it is a phase you are definitely coming out of it.
I have been there before and I know how it feels to be in this scenario, just put yourself together and surely the best is coming for you.. If you don't mind you can send me a WhatsApp text on my number 08162308045
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by czarina(f): 6:27pm On May 13|
Endy10:I was wondering how we got it wrong like most others are wondering as well.
Please walk away from my mention if you missed my point. I no fit explain.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by EVILFOREST: 6:34pm On May 13|
czarina:INDOMIE caused it.
INDOMIE has destroyed Nigerian Kids.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Smithwilliams826: 7:02pm On May 13|
Yes, I am.
If he is my brother, he won't even think of suicide because he his reasonable and his senses are functioning fine.
If the guy wan die no problem who cares. Or does he not know how much is rat poison? Its just #100/50. Small change. More over he will end all his sufferings on earth and start a new life in hell fire. Who cares?�
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by mrNEMZY(m): 7:21pm On May 13|
You are sensible.
I knew a guy that started by offloading goods in the market from 7 to 4 every day, 6 times in a week. He made roughly 8-12k weekly (after expenses) depending on influx of goods. That's average of 40k monthly after expenses.
He later took a security job to guard a factory at night, daily which he received 25k monthly.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Uyi168(m): 7:24pm On May 13|
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Uyi168(m): 7:27pm On May 13|
The new words in town are depression and suicide..
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Jamboy12: 7:27pm On May 13|
Uyi168:Ust port hrcourt
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Softboya: 7:49pm On May 13|
No time my gee.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by pansophist(m): 7:50pm On May 13|
You wanna commit suicide over an outdated educational system that produce miseducated dimwits.
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|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by hausadreturn(m): 7:58pm On May 13|
Given that your score is in a particular range, I doubt you might be able to make 280 or higher in future. People have limits and they must understand it.
Now, this is what you're going to do:
Since schools haven't called for postume, quickly do a change of course and put a course with low cut off marks - local govt studies, psychology, etc.
When you finally get admitted, you can then take another jamb if you want. But by then, you're already a bona-fide University student. While in school, you'll see your fellow students in 100, 200 and 300 level, still reading for jamb because of Law, medicine, etc. Join them. You can even go for jamb tutorials while in the university.
All these suicide talk is just arrant nonsense.
I wrote jamb 4 times and it was like nothing.
Some wrote 6.
What about those that have spent 5 years in medicine, engineering and co, that were withdrawn due to low G.P. and ended up starting afresh?
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by henrybomb(m): 8:06pm On May 13|
Smithwilliams826:You are still not making sense.. How do people like you sleep at night with so much bitterness in your heart?
I just wonder how we got to this point that we care less about each other.. People are going through emotional trauma this days so it is advisable you reach out to them and if you can't just hold your peace.
Dont come here and spew rubbish
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Herlertah(m): 8:41pm On May 13|
Ask yourself: "What have I been doing wrong?". You wrote that you scored 211 in 2016 and as you put it "I was happy that I'll study law"
Law for where!!....with 211? What you score in your jamb may not entirely be your fault but the decisions you make after seeing your score are on you. With this 234 of yours, you will easily get into school....if you go for the right course and the right school. I have a friend that is studying law in Uniosun with 214 (he had good connection though) but still, was able to gain the admission because it was a state University. Make sound planning with this score, go for a less competitive course and a less competitive school. Big courses and big schools are not meant for everybody and they don't determine where you go in life. I am a jambite too, I wrote in '17 '18 and this year. I had good scores in '17 and '18 (233 and 281 respectively) but still couldn't make it due to poor planning and poor post-utme score. I scored 296 this year and with the plans on ground, I am certain I will get into a school this year. And I am sure you will also get into a school this year if you plan well.....if your course is competitive, change it bro, prepare well for post-utme and don't aim for those "hard-to-get-in" schools just because your friends are there or because you also want to attend them. Your jamb score has limited your options, so make wise choice with the ones you have. G'day!!
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|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Smithwilliams826: 9:11pm On May 13|
If you want me to stop replying you, then stop mentioning me. Who will be in his or her right senses and say he wants to commit suicide? Even the guy score self pass my own. I didn't come out and start posting rubbish on the internet. If he has wanted to do that, he won't tell anyone. I just wonder what's enters people's head now adays. My life is simple. Anyone that thinks his or her life isn't valuable should come to AJARA and see life. Even beggers on the streets aren't wanting to kill themself. He went to school, and pass his Jamb. Just becoming he didn't get the cutoff mark the next thing is for him to die.... Hmmm If he dies jamb will continue functioning. This kind of people just need to visit very special hospital.
If you don't want me to reply you, don't mention me.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by omale88(m): 9:50pm On May 13|
Warren buffet said"people who are desperate to go to school are losers",don't act like a loser bro,yes the corruption in Nigeria education system is real,and govmnt works hand in hand with it,they know there are no jobs so they reduce admission into university to cut graduate unemployment rate in the future, start something, school can wait except if you are a loser indeed then wait for school to get you a job,but it won't make you rich.move on and forget jamb.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by budaatum: 11:08pm On May 13|
czarina:And uni will close for 3 when you got in!
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by budaatum: 11:11pm On May 13|
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Kingkun69(m): 11:13pm On May 13|
Jamboy12:Ha HA HA HA there was a serious problem this yr only 25% scored above 200 check
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by budaatum: 11:22pm On May 13|
hinograce:To be technically correct, they aren't really "taking suicide casually these days". They say they're gonna, but they likely wouldn't after we've knocked some sense into them. And I doubt they killed a chicken, they hardly likely to kill themselves. Or tell me which Nigerian doesn't know if they die wrongfully we go just carry your dead body go mortuary while life just goes on without you. Forgotten. Over a Jamb score!
Work harder op! And I'm sure you can find a tutor on here.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by ZingyRacy(f): 11:33pm On May 13|
It's gonna be ok, trust God
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by iTearHerToto(f): 11:55pm On May 13|
23what And you been reading all the books back to back since day one. You know what? Just thank god your parents didn't disown you. But Just try and Fling that trash of a brain to the nearest wastebasket. It's a shame
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by sirgalahad26(m): 12:01am On May 14|
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|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by scnmerole: 12:07am On May 14|
Only fools in Nigeria will kill themselves because school. Why would you think such poo? When
some people with PhD in this country have nothing to show for it. No job, nothing...and u want to kill urself? I am watching
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by OlawaleBammie(m): 12:38am On May 14|
pls brother advise me. which one do u tink its more valuable to learn?? and how can i download it from youtube.. tanks in advance
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by 21Bandit: 12:48am On May 14|
Bros leave the fowl may he die na..
If he nor die now he go die for final year after frustration...better make he die na as he dey hot.
Lass lass she 9ja too many self suicide is the new wine..
Bros na person may don go come na you go ask how the journey be...jamb jam you and you wor take your life na be say u never ready to face the tune of life.
Who die na lose o
Who cor kill himself na he cor know o
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by 21Bandit: 12:50am On May 14|
Leave them I get PhD neighbors may nor get job, dey wake up dey blast Chris brown latest...
All this one ehe it project nack dem na bomb de go bomb deir self die.
|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by oghenerobo91(m): 12:57am On May 14|
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|Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by YOUMUSTREAD: 5:43am On May 14|
I gave it a try, hey its only $6. I figured at the least, 6 other people would respond out of the 100 million PayPal users. You should give it a try too!
A little while back, I was browsing through a forum, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this one saying you could make thousands dollars within weeks with an investment of only $6.00! So I thought, "It’s probably a scam," but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading…
Anyway, it said that you send $1 though PayPal to all 6 emails on the list. You then place your own email address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 news groups (There are a lot).
After thinking about it, I tried what the article said. I figured I could only lose $6. But like most of us I was still a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it. It follows the same regulations as the "mailed chain letters", which according to the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161), is indeed legal!
I invested the measly $6. Well GUESS WHAT!!? Within about a week, I had already received $18.00 in my PayPal account! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $1,820. It's Certainly worth $6.00. Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works.
REQUIREMENTS: You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and get a free account. Like I mentioned before, in order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank account with PayPal (which may take a few days if new).
STEP 1: Send, through PayPal, $1 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments, write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving your address to anyone... THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The EMAIL LIST:
STEP 2: Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc) and add YOUR email address (the one used on the PayPal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this
article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list! To find places to post this, use a search engine, like Google.com, and search keywords like “most popular forums,” “forums,” and “message boards”. GOOD LUCK!!!
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