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20 reasons why you should break up with your Girlfriend

If she can’t use N5,000 to cook decent meals from Friday - Sunday. (A Full weekend)

If she has more than 3 married men as “besto”, “fwends” or “my G”

If your girlfriend demands a gift on every birthday If she borrows money from different guys without asking you If she doesn’t call your mother on Mother’s Day.

 If your girlfriend has been to Dubai 3 times from 2018 till date and she doesn’t have any income

If you have given your girlfriend up to N500,000 / $1400 and she’s still broke or doesn’t have a business.

If she is always commenting on known Yahoo boys pictures and Billionaires pictures on IG : “Yas zaddy, i tap into ur grace sir, check ur DM”

If she doesn’t know what you do to make money. E.g she knows you’re a banker but doesn’t know what department you’re inIf she takes Postinor 2 like M&K every monthIf she idolizes runs girls & copies their IG post and Snapchat. “She May be an apprentice soon”

If she has cheated on you in the past 12 months

If she’s a student & you can’t locate her on weekends If she has never bought you anything apart from perfume, belt & boxers on your birthday. E.g she should buy you books & inspirational dvds

If she spends N40,000 on makeup every month & she’s not a makeup artist or making money from the makeup.

If shes always commenting on celebrity pages saying “ Bless me”. 

If more than 5 night club bouncers know her name in your cityIf she would rather go to the cinema than mid week service .

If she doesn’t let you wipe or clean her up after sex. If she gets violent. Trashes your car, assaults, burns your clothes.

*If your girlfriend is guilty of more than 5 of these and not willing to change, you should consider reentering the market*

http://dailynaijamode.com/20-reasons-why-you-should-break-up-with-your-girlfriend-joroolumofin/

Woah

He just basically described destiny crushing oloshos.