WHAT WAS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE (with dogs) !

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I'll start with mine..
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I visited the home of an aunt of mine for a funeral. After the whole event, when the sun has set, I decided to take a walk around the compound to see what nature has to offer.
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I was the new guy o'er there and their neighbours (lasses) were already asking who 'he' was. With flamboyance, I walked around showing off my Romeo-like charisma and you know...
Well, unknowingly to me, there was another neighbour at gate-side who had two lion-sized dogs.
Chai.
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As I was posing around like a prince who was just betrothed to the most beautiful princess of another kingdom, heading towards the gate, I noticed the earth began to quake and I James-bond-ly started using my ears and eyes to find why (using the cute-guy posture, assuming sb (you know who) could be watching). Lo and behold there they were running towards me, two hairy giant lions.., (they weren't anything like dogs to me). I stood still like a deer illuminated by head-lamps from a meandering vehicle. Oh, the ground seized my 'temple-run' expert moves that I could not run. My mind was lost. I just stood there, tears finding its way down freely and swallowing spittle in unison as my eye blinked in fear... on close-range, the hungry dogs jumped (like a lion to its prey) and all I could do was fall side-ways like a maggot-infested paw-paw tree. I thought I had died..
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All of a sudden, as one eye of mine found its way open though its lid windows, I realized there was an iron-net fence I didn't notice ('cos it was dark) that was used to barricade the house. Chai, see big boy like me for ground..muddy ground for the matter.
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Only for me to struggle up, my white shirt all stained and head down finding where I need clean off my jeans as I had already started wiping mud off my body ...and guess what! A chorus of laughter thundered from the same group of girls responsible for all my fineboy-ism and misfortune. I wish the ground would have just opened up and swallowed me.
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So, let's keep the (real) stories coming. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life with dogs?

Fynestboi, lalasticlala, Seun

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