This short fine asx babe paid me a visit yesterday, after discussing, she prepared something for us to eat then I went out to the balcony to smoke some wee wee before eating.

I lit my weed and after like 5 drag, when I was already picturing myself in a 3D dimension. Bae walked up to me and started preaching how weed is this and that and against every ethics. I replied her, “see if you take this thing, you’ll be seeing your future right in front of you, you will see where you might go wrong in future and know how to correct it now”

She refuted, “abeg ee, that’s what you’ll say, please stop it and never do it again”


After much argument here and there, I told her babe, you see all this argument, it can only have meaning when you taste this thing. Then I jokingly said, “your brain go knock sef if you drag one”


She got angry and tried telling me how even alcohol don’t get her high after many bottles.

Las las, bae dragged one puff from the weed, then another, another another and another.


That was how we both stood looking at NOTHING but a bright future weed has created in our head. You know that kind feeling na(weed smokers can relate).


It was as if we were both weedmunicating. Like she go look me with corner eye. Me sef go use corner eye catch am. It went on and on. then after some minutes babe started shedding tears. Like tears was just dropping small small. I asked waten happen, she couldn’t say, waten happen Na’ She kept mute. Only God knows what she might have saw. I think she saw the future and some bad doings in it. That was how she kept mute, went inside dished food, eat and still mute, she got up walked to the door opened it and looked at me, without saying a word. My weed sense told me she wants to go home. Na so I take escort her reach junction and she took off without saying a word.


My matter just deh pile up for God hand.

The babe is a BLADY HYPOCRITE....

If she was really legit, she would have NEVER been around you.... but for her to preach to you while u were in ecstasy is just HYPOCRITICAL....

That is how one babe came to boys hostel in my school to preach while men were watching pooorrrn and while she was preaching and looking at the laptop.... some guys left the room because they were uncomfortable, omo na so the babe sit down o... at the end of the day, 3 guys were caught having sex with her at the same time like an orgy.... and the four of them were disgraced and expelled....


abeg.... the girl saw the light in what you were doing and wept because she betrayed herself.... she can no longer preach to you... BUT she will be back for more weed

stupidity:
This short fine asx babe paid me a visit yesterday, after discussing, she prepared something for us to eat then I went out to the balcony to smoke some wee wee before eating.

I lit my weed and after like 5 drag, when I was already picturing myself in a 3D dimension. Bae walked up to me and started preaching how weed is this and that and against every ethics. I replied her, “see if you take this thing, you’ll be seeing your future right in front of you, you will see where you might go wrong in future and know how to correct it now”

She refuted, “abeg ee, that’s what you’ll say, please stop it and never do it again”


After much argument here and there, I told her babe, you see all this argument, it can only have meaning when you taste this thing. Then I jokingly said, “your brain go knock sef if you drag one”


She got angry and tried telling me how even alcohol don’t get her high after many bottles.

Las las, bae dragged one puff from the weed, then another, another another and another.


That was how we both stood looking at NOTHING but a bright future weed has created in our head. You know that kind feeling na(weed smokers can relate).


It was as if we were both weedmunicating. Like she go look me with corner eye. Me sef go use corner eye catch am. It went on and on. then after some minutes babe started shedding tears. Like tears was just dropping small small. I asked waten happen, she couldn’t say, waten happen Na’ She kept mute. Only God knows what she might have saw. I think she saw the future and some bad doings in it. That was how she kept mute, went inside dished food, eat and still mute, she got up walked to the door opened it and looked at me, without saying a word. My weed sense told me she wants to go home. Na so I take escort her reach junction and she took off without saying a word.


My matter just deh pile up for God hand.

The guy above me have brain. We will smoke weed together someday.

Dat euphoric feeling...nothing be like norsh.

Like u said, she saw the future, maybe she saw something bad happened in the future.

Nice poem

kudos man you just got yourself a smoking partner. Wish you guys success and happy puffing

Very funny, continue to dey pile ur matter for God hand, Him still dey give u grace

By now you should know you can't make heaven! Always living up to your moniker! Hian!

sisisioge:


By now you should know you can't make heaven! Always living up to your moniker! Hian!

I think her future wasn't that bright so she decided to run and to check back another day

Hahaha...chai human beings dey this world.



Op you no go make heaven...lol

lol..

Crazy guy! Weedmunicating

Lol

I don't get high when I smoke weed

Perhaps I'm resistant to its effects

Lmao. Ask her to make food tomorrow again.

Fidelismaria:
Lol
I don't get high when I smoke weed
Perhaps I'm resistant to its effects

the last person i know wey talk this thing dey carry am go house ni.

LMAO.

Smh

stupidity:
This short fine asx babe paid me a visit yesterday, after discussing, she prepared something for us to eat then I went out to the balcony to smoke some wee wee before eating.

I lit my weed and after like 5 drag, when I was already picturing myself in a 3D dimension. Bae walked up to me and started preaching how weed is this and that and against every ethics. I replied her, “see if you take this thing, you’ll be seeing your future right in front of you, you will see where you might go wrong in future and know how to correct it now”

She refuted, “abeg ee, that’s what you’ll say, please stop it and never do it again”


After much argument here and there, I told her babe, you see all this argument, it can only have meaning when you taste this thing. Then I jokingly said, “your brain go knock sef if you drag one”


She got angry and tried telling me how even alcohol don’t get her high after many bottles.

Las las, bae dragged one puff from the weed, then another, another another and another.


That was how we both stood looking at NOTHING but a bright future weed has created in our head. You know that kind feeling na(weed smokers can relate).


It was as if we were both weedmunicating. Like she go look me with corner eye. Me sef go use corner eye catch am. It went on and on. then after some minutes babe started shedding tears. Like tears was just dropping small small. I asked waten happen, she couldn’t say, waten happen Na’ She kept mute. Only God knows what she might have saw. I think she saw the future and some bad doings in it. That was how she kept mute, went inside dished food, eat and still mute, she got up walked to the door opened it and looked at me, without saying a word. My weed sense told me she wants to go home. Na so I take escort her reach junction and she took off without saying a word.


My matter just deh pile up for God hand.

capital STUPIDITY

stupidity:
This short fine asx babe paid me a visit yesterday, after discussing, she prepared something for us to eat then I went out to the balcony to smoke some wee wee before eating.

I lit my weed and after like 5 drag, when I was already picturing myself in a 3D dimension. Bae walked up to me and started preaching how weed is this and that and against every ethics. I replied her, “see if you take this thing, you’ll be seeing your future right in front of you, you will see where you might go wrong in future and know how to correct it now”

She refuted, “abeg ee, that’s what you’ll say, please stop it and never do it again”


After much argument here and there, I told her babe, you see all this argument, it can only have meaning when you taste this thing. Then I jokingly said, “your brain go knock sef if you drag one”


She got angry and tried telling me how even alcohol don’t get her high after many bottles.

Las las, bae dragged one puff from the weed, then another, another another and another.


That was how we both stood looking at NOTHING but a bright future weed has created in our head. You know that kind feeling na(weed smokers can relate).


It was as if we were both weedmunicating. Like she go look me with corner eye. Me sef go use corner eye catch am. It went on and on. then after some minutes babe started shedding tears. Like tears was just dropping small small. I asked waten happen, she couldn’t say, waten happen Na’ She kept mute. Only God knows what she might have saw. I think she saw the future and some bad doings in it. That was how she kept mute, went inside dished food, eat and still mute, she got up walked to the door opened it and looked at me, without saying a word. My weed sense told me she wants to go home. Na so I take escort her reach junction and she took off without saying a word.


My matter just deh pile up for God hand.

. . God bless u for this comic relief... Naija hard abeg, it's good to laugh

u just wasted a sharp and clean opportunity for some hard lashings

just read this one am in the morning. and i cant stop laughing. This is prolly the most funny thing i have read this year.

It happened the first a had a puff.. this sh!t was so strong I cudnt say a word for an hour. It happened for a while till I got use to it..

leonard002 post=o79049997:
lol..

but no matter how high you get ,you can never be like the most high

Actually you would have calmed her nerves down with a very good za oza room activities......her eye for clear small....make she skip like that ooooo

Lmao
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