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Typical Igbo Man! by obiguy(m): 12:28am On May 08, 2007
After a long period of silence an Igbo guy phones his good pal and the following conversation ensued,

Chike: Nna, How now??, long tam no see you!
Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now ?
Chike: I jus dey, Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin,
Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?
Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o
Chike: I say ah need small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? , dis line no clear o,
Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!
Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you! (The phone operator now butts in) He said he wants you to borrow him money!
Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GIVE AM THE MONEY NOW! (foolish operator shiooo, )

Re: Typical Igbo Man! by cuteass1(f): 12:37am On May 08, 2007
LMCAOOOOOOOO grin grin grin

You really hit the jack-pot . . a typical igbo man for you grin grin grin grin

still ROFLMCAO @joke!!!
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by kcee2: 3:16pm On May 11, 2007
OBIGUY
Abeg no de kill our people cos i'm from Igbo
na true say we like moni but dat no mean say
we no de help ourself

But all the, a very interested jock smiley
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Barrywest(m): 4:39pm On Aug 19, 2019
Hahahha OBI should have tried stand up comedy.

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