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|Typical Igbo Man! by obiguy(m): 12:28am On May 08, 2007|
After a long period of silence an Igbo guy phones his good pal and the following conversation ensued,
Chike: Nna, How now??, long tam no see you!
Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now ?
Chike: I jus dey, Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin,
Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?
Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o
Chike: I say ah need small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? , dis line no clear o,
Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!
Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you! (The phone operator now butts in) He said he wants you to borrow him money!
Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GIVE AM THE MONEY NOW! (foolish operator shiooo, )
|Re: Typical Igbo Man! by cuteass1(f): 12:37am On May 08, 2007|
You really hit the jack-pot . . a typical igbo man for you
still ROFLMCAO @joke!!!
|Re: Typical Igbo Man! by kcee2: 3:16pm On May 11, 2007|
Abeg no de kill our people cos i'm from Igbo
na true say we like moni but dat no mean say
we no de help ourself
But all the, a very interested jock
|Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Barrywest(m): 4:39pm On Aug 19, 2019|
Hahahha OBI should have tried stand up comedy.
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