hello house good morng all as we start a new working week,well a g8 romantic wedding of myfemale cousin over the weekend.Both are virgins hubby and wiffy and are deeper life members,i love dem and respect dem for that,men afta the wedding up till dis morning there is a problem going on with them,both cant Bleep as dem neva do am b4,so my female cousing been calling mum and she is been direcyed on how to do it on fone,some blue films have been boght for them so that they will learn and knw how to do the thing,its a real funny scenario.I mean being a virgin is coool but when both parties are men i wonder whoz gonna teach,well as of now its a good news that now i heard they have succeded in doin it but the girl is complaing she aint making the noise being done in the movies,i cant stop laughing as my mamas fone keep ringing

Inked_Nerd:

Ummm, so was there a question here?

Please don't stop my laughing thread, Oh boyyyyyyyyy the funniest thread of all time buhahahahahahhahahahahah choi

Orisirisi,claps hands

Poster your imaginations are running wild.
So you thnk them being virgins they both dnt knw they'l 'plug into socket' to make a union?
Abegii!

@odunnu,good morng sis it aint a wild imagination,i even had the same problem when i was a kid,cos cant diffrentiate the pu,,,y,and the a, us and was silly convinced till was tut by my G.F,al d same i think they have located the honey pot but the noises are not forth coming,infact i dont know wats wrong in my family cos my little cousing u is doing HND 22yrs by age u knw very funny a guy toasted her and she came home telling her fada to come and warn the guy at skool,her fada is just worried cos the only man the girl knowsa was her fada,the moda left them when they were small,so u see all dis silly stuff run in my family but afta we sabi if we jam u,hmmm na kilomanjoro u go climb run,we are slow learners but perfect masters odunnu

Though my name is Thomas bt still I doubt dis story.

Even small children naturally know that when you try to put a round plug into a square socket it doesnt fit at all,since they want to watch cartoon ntwork,they look for the socket that best fits the plug.
Your cousin has a turgid prick and had to call your mum to ask whether he has to plug it into the earhole or nostril!
Guy abeg,4 ur own gud,stop lying like this.

beneokam:

hello house good morng all as we start a new working week,well a g8 romantic wedding of myfemale cousin over the weekend.Both are virgins hubby and wiffy and are deeper life members,i love dem and respect dem for that,men afta the wedding up till dis morning there is a problem going on with them,both cant bleep as dem neva do am b4,so my female cousing been calling mum and she is been direcyed on how to do it on fone,some blue films have been boght for them so that they will learn and knw how to do the thing,its a real funny scenario.I mean being a virgin is coool but when both parties are men i wonder whoz gonna teach,well as of now its a good news that now i heard they have succeded in doin it but the girl is complaing she aint making the noise being done in the movies,i cant stop laughing as my mamas fone keep ringing

rubbish it is in our DNA to Bleep

they know how to Bleep the only thing he must want to know is how not make it painfull

Guy relax somewhere, something wey children sabi talk less adults.

beneokam:

hello house good morng all as we start a new working week,well a g8 romantic wedding of myfemale cousin over the weekend.Both are virgins hubby and wiffy and are deeper life members,i love dem and respect dem for that,men afta the wedding up till dis morning there is a problem going on with them,both cant bleep as dem neva do am b4,so my female cousing been calling mum and she is been direcyed on how to do it on fone,some blue films have been boght for them so that they will learn and knw how to do the thing,its a real funny scenario.I mean being a virgin is coool but when both parties are men i wonder whoz gonna teach,well as of now its a good news that now i heard they have succeded in doin it but the girl is complaing she aint making the noise being done in the movies,i cant stop laughing as my mamas fone keep ringing

the dumbest lie ever posted.
even nobody taught Adam how to do it with Eve. Talkless of all the musical videos and movies and t.v/mag adds around.

I don't have a problem with their being virgins, afterall I'm also a virgin, my question is, have they been living in caves all their virgin lives?

Alternatively, the girl should gimme a call. Since she wants to make noise, I'll make her sing YORI YORI.

Dint know DEPPER LIFE MEMBERS are allowed 2 watch P.ORN.

lovemoi2:

Dint know DEPPER LIFE MEMBERS are allowed 2 watch P.ORN.

DONT BE DAFT LIKE THE PERSON WHO STARTED THE THREAD

who is supposed to allow them to watch porn ?

they aint supposed to be controlled they contro their own life ?

my question is, allowed by who ?

@Slap1
Stop making mouth there!
You just told us u are a virgin so how do u knw u kan make her sing?
All these small small boys sef.

@Poster,

Nervousness is usually the case with couples at the nite after the wedding. . .even some 'experienced' folks face this problem too. . .like they'b like wondering in their minds - "How can i do it, i hope he'll enjoy me. . .i hope she'll enjoy me. . .i dont want to misbehave and be laffed at the morning after the stuff. . ." so you see it is always a case of nervousness.

sometimes some concerned family/ friends will lure the couples to taking a good amount of red wine to make them feel Hot. . .and the moment one/both are Hot trust me they wont need any other teacher.

Does any1 really need 2 be tot how 2 fc.uk?

beneokam:

hello house good morng all as we start a new working week,well a g8 romantic wedding of myfemale cousin over the weekend.Both are virgins hubby and wiffy and are deeper life members,i love dem and respect dem for that,men afta the wedding up till dis morning there is a problem going on with them,both cant bleep as dem neva do am b4,so my female cousing been calling mum and she is been direcyed on how to do it on fone,some blue films have been boght for them so that they will learn and knw how to do the thing,its a real funny scenario.I mean being a virgin is coool but when both parties are men i wonder whoz gonna teach,well as of now its a good news that now i heard they have succeded in doin it but the girl is complaing she aint making the noise being done in the movies,i cant stop laughing as my mamas fone keep ringing

Cock & bull story

@op,Lol,for dis corrupt naija.Hahahahaha

Odunnu:

@Slap1
Stop making mouth there!
You just told us u are a virgin so how do u knw u kan make her sing?
All these small small boys sef.

I hope ataghi m azu gi, or did I?

.

I heard umuoma followed you to Owerri,true?

s.ohiemi:

Haba i believe d poster juhz cos of ONE REASON.Both r deeper lyf members,now lemme educate u guys about deeper lyf.u r not allowed to watch t.v,wear earrings(for gurls) wear trouser(gurls) wear lace wear shorts(males) not to even talk about watchin po'r.n.o 4get this is true stuff

not allowed by who ?

and why would someone detect to someone's house or a couples's house they should run their house alone with their own rules

Odunnu:

I heard umuoma followed you to Owerri,true?

True, obviously they're missing me.

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beneokam:

hello house good morng all as we start a new working week,well a g8 romantic wedding of myfemale cousin over the weekend.Both are virgins hubby and wiffy and are deeper life members,i love dem and respect dem for that,men afta the wedding up till dis morning there is a problem going on with them,both cant bleep as dem neva do am b4,so my female cousing been calling mum and she is been direcyed on how to do it on fone,some blue films have been boght for them so that they will learn and knw how to do the thing,its a real funny scenario.I mean being a virgin is coool but when both parties are men i wonder whoz gonna teach,well as of now its a good news that now i heard they have succeded in doin it but the girl is complaing she aint making the noise being done in the movies,i cant stop laughing as my mamas fone keep ringing

HA HA HA! i LAUGH now whot

Seriously learn to keep some sh**t to yourself alright.

s.ohiemi:

Haba i believe d poster juhz cos of ONE REASON.Both r deeper lyf members,now lemme educate u guys about deeper lyf.u r not allowed to watch t.v,wear earrings(for gurls) wear trouser(gurls) wear lace wear shorts(males) not to even talk about watchin po'r.n.o 4get this is true stuff

story. Did someone teach you to bleep.

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s.ohiemi:

@zim drill d church won't allow u,its lyk an unspoken law among the members and if u don,t comply u will b scornd and b treatd as sum1 not among them,but odawise it's a very gud church

does the church run your house ?

all those people you in chruch they Bleep like crazy but you wouldnt know becoz they dont talk about it

the question is why would you let da church control what you do in da house worse the bedroom ?

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ZIM DRILL:

does the church run your house ?

all those people you in chruch they bleep like crazy but you wouldnt know becoz they dont talk about it

the question is why would you let da church control what you do in da house worse the bedroom ?

ask people in deeper life.even though this story looks made up i know a lot of deeper life people who dod not watch tvz because they say they corrupt the mind.i have been to their homes and believe me i did not see any tv at all.