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I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Bruno3000(m): 3:34pm On Jun 16, 2019
Please o, for those of us who haven't taste death we would love to know how it is on the other side. Have u been dead before but somehow came back to life? Your account concerning life after death will be appreciated.
Let's go there...
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 16, 2019
Bruno3000:
Please o, for those of us who haven't taste death we would love to know how it is on the other side. Have u been dead before but somehow came back to life? Your account concerning life after death will be appreciated.
Let's go there...

Please check to see if someone is burning marijuana plants in your area. Something don't seem right about this post.

Lemme watch this thread and see who else is high this sunday

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Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Bruno3000(m): 3:54pm On Jun 16, 2019
beatcoins:
Please check to see if someone is burning marijuana plants in your area. Something don't seem right about this post.

Lemme watch this thread and see who else is high this sunday
grin Pls be serious for once. Have u been dead b4? Yes or no?
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jun 16, 2019
Bruno3000:
grin Pls be serious for once. Have u been dead b4? Yes or no?
Hahahaha I can't remember. Serious.
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Bruno3000(m): 4:09pm On Jun 16, 2019
beatcoins:
Hahahaha I can't remember. Serious.
OK.
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by budaatum: 4:29pm On Jun 16, 2019
If I was dead I'm absolutely certain I wouldn't be here. I've been close though.

I once went swimming at Bar Beach and drank the ocean dry. When I was pulled out I said "what you all looking at?" And everyone laughed. I was embarrassed at everyone staring at my pata majidun, those multicoloured ones the mallahs used to wear when collecting sand at Majidun in those days.

I also once downed 30, 10mg Valium tablets and passed out and had my stomach pumped at Ikeja General. I swear, I was only trying to sleep.

Close, but still alive!

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Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Shepherd00: 6:41pm On Jun 16, 2019
budaatum:
If I was dead I'm absolutely certain I wouldn't be here. I've been close though.

I once went swimming at Bar Beach and drank the ocean dry. When I was pulled out I said "what you all looking at?" And everyone laughed. I was embarrassed at everyone staring at my pata majidun, those multicoloured ones the mallahs used to wear when collecting sand at Majidun in those days.

I also once downed 30, 10mg Valium tablets once and passed out and had my stomach pumped at Ikeja General. I swear, I was only trying to sleep.

Close, but still alive!
You can't swim?

What is pata majidun?
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Shepherd00: 6:44pm On Jun 16, 2019
Bruno3000:
Please o, for those of us who haven't taste death we would love to know how it is on the other side. Have u been dead before but somehow came back to life? Your account concerning life after death will be appreciated.
Let's go there...

How do you expect the dead to respond to this? The dead, the truly dead, not those who experienced Near Death or went Out of their Body, stays very dead.

The dead tell no tales

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Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by budaatum: 7:06pm On Jun 16, 2019
Shepherd00:

You can't swim?

What is pata majidun?
I can swim now, but couldn't then, not properly at least when I was 9, and I did go very far out. Dem take water curse me. I just have to see it and I'm in. I was so in a couple of years ago that I went swimming in water that paralysed me from the waist down. I didn't know there was schistosomiasis in the water.

Pata Majidun is the local made pant that mallahs who quarried for sand in the Majidun River at Mile 12 used to wear. I've searched all over and found nothing but imagine pants made from the fibre shown below. Swimming trunks, it was not, and my vanity stupidly appeared to be more important to me at the time.

Now you got me thinking. Why the heck did we call people "mallah". It sounds like we're calling them the "unsaved" or claiming they "lack salvation" lol. We sure are funny in Nigeria.

Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Bruno3000(m): 8:21pm On Jun 16, 2019
Shepherd00:

How do you expect the dead to respond to this? The dead, the truly dead, not those who experienced Near Death or went Out of their Body, stays very dead.

The dead tell no tales
But there are tales that people get resurrected na. They should be in a better position to gist us what's up.
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Bruno3000(m): 8:26pm On Jun 16, 2019
budaatum:
If I was dead I'm absolutely certain I wouldn't be here. I've been close though.

I once went swimming at Bar Beach and drank the ocean dry. When I was pulled out I said "what you all looking at?" And everyone laughed. I was embarrassed at everyone staring at my pata majidun, those multicoloured ones the mallahs used to wear when collecting sand at Majidun in those days.

I also once downed 30, 10mg Valium tablets and passed out and had my stomach pumped at Ikeja General. I swear, I was only trying to sleep.

Close, but still alive!
grin My friend who hvnt been dead joor. Abeg who has died and come to to life? How is it on the other side?
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by shadeyinka(m): 6:49am On Jun 17, 2019
Bruno3000:
Please o, for those of us who haven't taste death we would love to know how it is on the other side. Have u been dead before but somehow came back to life? Your account concerning life after death will be appreciated.
Let's go there...

I think what you refer to is a near death Experience (NDE): I don't have a personal experience but the driver of my place of work did and the wife of a friend.

Driver:
He "passed out" in the teaching hospital at Ilorin after he recieved an emergency call that his younger brother was involved in an accident and is in the emergency ward.

He said that he saw himself by the bank of a river and he was searching for a boat to take him across. He said it was like for ages and no boat. Suddenly, two men behind him spoke to him and said "Young man, if you cross this river, you are not coming back again!". He said he ignored them because his intent was to cross the river. However, the men repeated the statement again to him AND then he turned round to look at them: only to feel like a gallon of water all over his body.

He was on the floor with people trying to revive him!

A friends wife
She just had baby through CS and at the hospital. She wanted stand up to use the toilet while the husband said she should use the bed pan. She refused, stood up and went anyways. As she was returning back to her bed, she collapsed on the floor.

She said she saw herself with her dead twin sister who grabbed her hand and told her to run with her to an unknown destination. She said they both started running so fast as if to quickly beat the time to a destination.

While they were running, she heard her husband call her name and she turned back to look only to be jolted up with a serious pain and an awareness that she was on the floor.
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Bruno3000(m): 6:59am On Jun 17, 2019
shadeyinka:

I think what you refer to is a near death Experience (NDE): I don't have a personal experience but the driver of my place of work did and the wife of a friend.

Driver:
He "passed out" in the teaching hospital at Ilorin after he recieved an emergency call that his younger brother was involved in an accident and is in the emergency ward.

He said that he saw himself by the bank of a river and he was searching for a boat to take him across. He said it was like for ages and no boat. Suddenly, two men behind him spoke to him and said "Young man, if you cross this river, you are not coming back again!". He said he ignored them because his intent was to cross the river. However, the men repeated the statement again to him AND then he turned round to look at them: only to feel like a gallon of water all over his body.

He was on the floor with people trying to revive him!

A friends wife
She just had baby through CS and at the hospital. She wanted stand up to use the toilet while the husband said she should use the bed pan. She refused, stood up and went anyways. As she was returning back to her bed, she collapsed on the floor.

She said she saw herself with her dead twin sister who grabbed her hand and told her to run with her to an unknown destination. She said they both started running so fast as if to quickly beat the time to a destination.

While they were running, she heard her husband call her name and she turned back to look only to be jolted up with a serious pain and an awareness that she was on the floor. wow. Thanks for sharing
Re: I Was Dead But Came Back To Life, Come In. by Bruno3000(m): 7:00am On Jun 17, 2019
shadeyinka:

I think what you refer to is a near death Experience (NDE): I don't have a personal experience but the driver of my place of work did and the wife of a friend.

Driver:
He "passed out" in the teaching hospital at Ilorin after he recieved an emergency call that his younger brother was involved in an accident and is in the emergency ward.

He said that he saw himself by the bank of a river and he was searching for a boat to take him across. He said it was like for ages and no boat. Suddenly, two men behind him spoke to him and said "Young man, if you cross this river, you are not coming back again!". He said he ignored them because his intent was to cross the river. However, the men repeated the statement again to him AND then he turned round to look at them: only to feel like a gallon of water all over his body.

He was on the floor with people trying to revive him!

A friends wife
She just had baby through CS and at the hospital. She wanted stand up to use the toilet while the husband said she should use the bed pan. She refused, stood up and went anyways. As she was returning back to her bed, she collapsed on the floor.

She said she saw herself with her dead twin sister who grabbed her hand and told her to run with her to an unknown destination. She said they both started running so fast as if to quickly beat the time to a destination.

While they were running, she heard her husband call her name and she turned back to look only to be jolted up with a serious pain and an awareness that she was on the floor.
wow. Thanks for sharing

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