tohyorsih2:

You and who?

Hahahahahahaha! This Meme

That could be staged.. Trust oyinbo with publicity.

if this bloggers story is true........



so a cucumber took an all paid expenses trip via Lagos ibadan xpress pucci...... boreholes pucci everywhere.....



spits.....

Hmm

I no fit watch the Video, no get Mind for such. Anyways Doctor dey try sha����

propaganda against the use of cucumber! It will not work!!

tomorrow na we go hear paw paw or yam....

Hmnnnn cucumber is taking the lead now oo.



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Simple explanation.. Patient had a probable peritonitis from ruptured appendicitis, had to have exploratory laparotomy during which a copious abdominal lavage had to be done. So in order to prevent bowel loops from obstructing the posterior abdominal recesses from being adequately lavaged, the surgeon inserted the cucumber to aid the drainage of saline and subsequent sunctioning thereafter. Nobody ingested anything or inserted anything through her vagina. Its just to ensure a successful surgical procedure. For all you know, this might be a male patient. N.B; never make a conclusion from a 4sec video.

FreelanceRebel:
#ITSaFAKE

The body been operated on is not human. Even in CS Surgeon won't open the stomach that wide.

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Oga what of Eploratory laparotomy. Some surgeons do open. Though nowadays is discouraged. But this doesn't have any medical bases, it is fake

It would not have gotten to this horrific level if she had opted for the old fashioned way

There's only 2 ways it entered.
North or south.
I'm guessing south..

Feminism is really killing us women

Abeg dm girls no make government ban cucumber

Celebrityblog:


Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/06/huge-cucumber-removed-from-ladys-body.html?m=1



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaXFVc0OOuI

tohyorsih2:



Cucumber ti take over

We won't take this!
I hope u r not encouraging it o

LOL...probably masturbating with the poor cucumber until the poor thing got swallowed by her sink hole!!!!

Ayam not understanding

Fear of ladies just dey catch me anyhow?

OgaVoltron:
You people are funny. She couldn't have swallowed that nor did it pass through the vj(E get permanent roadblock na).
Them no give us full details

Possibly the anal route.

JustHector:
Simple explanation.. Patient had a probable peritonitis from ruptured appendicitis, had to have exploratory laparotomy during which a copious abdominal lavage had to be done. So in order to prevent bowel loops from obstructing the posterior abdominal recesses from being adequately lavaged, the surgeon inserted the cucumber to aid the drainage of saline and subsequent sunctioning thereafter. Nobody ingested anything or inserted anything through her vagina. Its just to ensure a successful surgical procedure. For all you know, this might be a male patient. N.B; never make a conclusion from a 4sec video.

So cucumbers now form part of surgical apparatuses?

lankka:
Doctors de try...
Meanwhile i was thinking it got stuck
on the other side .......
But hw she take swallow it sef?

Could it be anal masturbation?

THIS IS SMALL COMPARE TO WHAT I WATCHED ON XVIDEO A WHILE AGO. THE LADY USE HEINEKEN BOTTLE AND IT WENT IN AND OUT SMOOTHLY [b], I WAS MAD.[/b]

Omg

Originalsly:
Hmmm.... Nigerians React...... is NL not a Nigerian forum for Nigerians to react?..does Nairalanders reactions appear on other forums for their members to read? Which mod be so dumb to keep imposing another forum here? ...and on FP?

Truth be told, the moderators are below average in quality and journalism standards. Even their front page captions leave much to be desired.
Seun needs to change or send them for basic training.

Looking at that video critically, i think it was doctored or the patient's abdomen was cut open before the surgery and the cucumber was inserted inside. And it was closed back and removed now to give pple a wrong impression. I'd give u reasons. If that cucumber was inserted through any of the orifices ( by that i mean mouth, anus, vagina) it would have been removed either from the intestines (in which case we would have seen the surgeons in that video cutting open the intestines to remove it, or it would have been removed from the uterine cavity or uterus or womb in layman's terms which wasn't...the intestines were however intact and the position of the cucumber was nowhere near the uterus). The cucumber was rather within the peritoneal cavity which was quite strange. Those in medicine would understand that for something to enter the peritoneal cavity in that manner, it could have come from within the tubular organs like intestines, uterus, etc which i've excluded above, or it could have come from outside, and for it to come from outside, the abdominal covering including the skin must be breached, leading to the suspicion that the doctors might have cut open the abdomen prior to this and inserted the cucumber, and then started recording and making us think they extracted a cucumber from the abdomen of a human being.

Oluwasaeon:
Nawa ooo

E no go better for Chidinma who taught all these girls to swallow cucumber

She de do Mouth Action with cucumber.

Edcure1:

Truth be told, the moderators are below average in quality and journalism standards. Even their front page captions leave much to be desired.
Seun needs to change or send them for basic training.

Common sense comes before basic training.

Na Wah oooo