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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:30pm On Oct 16, 2020
Until you are officially Married, don't leave with a man.. just visit and leave so that others can also visit

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Re: Short funny jokes by emiron18(m): 3:22pm On Oct 17, 2020
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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:12am On Oct 23, 2020
Na pastor wey Preach #EndSARS we go give Offering and Tithe.. The Rest should go and Collect their own From police men grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:55pm On Oct 24, 2020
Blessed are the youths in our Society.. For they shall continue to discover palliative Warehouses across the country grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:22am On Oct 25, 2020
Youths de find Warehouse

Oba de find Royal Staff

Obaseki de find prisoners


This country shaa.. grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:48am On Oct 25, 2020
Having Rats and Cockroaches in the house is a sign that you have Food.. This things are like Nigerian girls, they Hate poverty grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:10am On Oct 25, 2020
If to say i be game developer now, i for don make game like GTA but e for be to Find Warehouse with palliatives.

Benue for be the hardest level wey Nobody go ever Reach

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:07pm On Oct 26, 2020
I was wondering... Are oranges called oranges because they are orange in color or is the color called orange because Oranges are orange in color

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:11pm On Oct 26, 2020
Contact me if you need someone who will be throwing stones at the roof of your ex every night


It's very cheap oo

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:12am On Oct 27, 2020
NEVER will i die of hunger when my neighbor's Chickens are still Alive.
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:30am On Oct 29, 2020
Playing with Children is very hard oo
Imagine this one is angry with me because i refuse to Eat sand.. shuuu

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:33am On Oct 29, 2020
If you are wearing leggings as a Lady.. Kindly wear a top that goes down a bit
Help men to run this heavenly Race in peace biko
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:35am On Oct 29, 2020
Them say make Plumber come repair Pipe
Now meat don the miss for pot.. haba

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:42am On Oct 29, 2020
How can ome Egg be 60 naira in this country, Did the chicken lay the Egg through Operation
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:45am On Oct 29, 2020
Please while praying for those in Prison, Remember to also pray for that sister that has been Engaged for 8-10 years.. She really needs your Prayers
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:58am On Nov 08, 2020
This Christmas is not all about who wear new clothes
Na who cook rice and put onions for Stew be the matter
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:00am On Nov 08, 2020
I respect people who chew Chicken bones until it Turns into powder!
These people are capable of killing without evidence

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:02am On Nov 08, 2020
If you want to be Remembered when you die.. Borrow money from everyone you know

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:11am On Nov 08, 2020
ASUU and Federal Government de do Hangouts Come the call am meeting for us.. kaii this naija ehn undecided
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:13am On Nov 08, 2020
This country sef.. How can a Police man Lap a Criminal in a Taxi to the Station

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:16am On Nov 08, 2020
More than 1 million Churches, 5 billion members, 200 Religion Fighting satan for more Than 6000 years.. Haba

Satan please die nah

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:08am On Nov 09, 2020
Las Las... Na girlfriend wey her Mama de sale Onions we go Marry

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Re: Short funny jokes by mikebrain5(m): 6:18pm On Nov 29, 2020
The day ur village people visit u during an interview with the CEO and he ask u to spell BOY and u spell BOI.
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:16am On Dec 18, 2020
Me as a lawyer: My lord no de shout for me abeg, na person i come defend, no be me be criminal oo grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:21am On Dec 18, 2020
You de nearly die of hunger and your neighbors chicken de make noise anyhow de wake people up for area every morning.. haba naa most i tell you everything
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:22am On Dec 18, 2020
But wait oo.. if to say i was there when Jesus fed 5000 people, Una sure say something for remain so
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:25am On Dec 18, 2020
ASUU to call off Strike and compensate all affected students with the sum of ₦100,000


Source: One Okada man from my Village

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:28am On Dec 18, 2020
Forget heart break.. Nothing pain pass when teacher de Teach during break Time

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Re: Short funny jokes by Finnestgreat: 11:28am On Dec 18, 2020
Op welcome back o,aw far i know dey hear jingle bell or abi d bell don spoil

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:18am On Dec 19, 2020
Finnestgreat:
Op welcome back o,aw far i know dey hear jingle bell or abi d bell don spoil
Lol.. e be like say person come theif the bell cuz i no de see am where i keep am again oo

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:26am On Dec 19, 2020
Me as a producer: You no the hear wetin you de sing Ah swear, if this song blow make i die

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