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Why Won't Jesus Come? by HappyPagan: 12:22pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
No one expects the Rapture more than I do... I come at the thought of a world without Nigerian Christians.. The peace and serenity that will ensue... Imagine a the Christians that will be raptures, from Governor Wike to VP Osinbajo, even those fellows at CAN headquarters... When they are all gone, leaving behind empty churches, domes, private jets, huge swathes of land and property, the 'left-behind' will have a massive opportunity to rebuild after the "Rapture" is over. I hope Jesus comes quickly. I really do. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by budaatum: 1:43pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
You haven't got a clue what rapture or even Christ is so I wonder what you are expecting. There is a reason why it is written, [url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+6%3A33&version=KJV]Seek[/url] ye first the Kingdom of God, and why you are given a clue where to look, but I bet none of them have anything to do with the Rapture you expect. |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by HappyPagan: 2:43pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
budaatum:Well... Who does? budaatum: Chill, Buda... The point of the thread is what will the 'Christians' leave behind... |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by budaatum: 6:55pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
HappyPagan:Sounds to me like you don't know and you assume everyone knows as little, or just as much, as you do. I wonder if you are wrong and some do know more than you. HappyPagan:So tell, what would 'Christians' leave behind? 'Christians' haven't gone anywhere yet so could you add a bit on what they brought or are bringing too, while you're at it? |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by advocate666: 7:06pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
The only reason why Jesus won't come is because he doesn't have a girlfriend. |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by blackpanthar: 7:19pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
calm down 666 you seem not to know that the church is his BRIDE and he aint a player. advocate666: |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by blackpanthar: 7:21pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
the real question is where will you BE? better mind your own business before you loose it. What will you leave behind? You will NOT be judged or enter paradise or heaven or whatever you believe in BASED ON WHAT OTHERS ARE DOING.... everyone in on his own and will have a unique judgement from others. Death is precedes rapture... think about that. The peeps you mentioned here are not your problem at all. HappyPagan: |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by HappyPagan: 7:27pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
budaatum:Na, going through the threads on this section, the endless arguments, sides, and multiple verses used to backup differing opinions, it's safe to assume no one knows much. budaatum:Read the OP. I mentioned them. budaatum:That's the whole point of the thread... |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by budaatum: 7:47pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
HappyPagan:It's either that, or the ignorant are blind and can't see it or it's just above the level of many. I'm going to see this as advise to buda not to argue. HappyPagan:na. You just mentioned a few key words and threw rapture in for good measure. Its clear you haven't a clue of that which you speak. You definitely don't sound like you do. HappyPagan:You ask a question that would take you your entire life to get an understanding of, in a thread! Are you not asking to be misled? Here's what someone once said: "If those who lead you say to you, 'See, the kingdom is in the sky,' then the birds of the sky will precede you. If they say to you, 'It is in the sea,' then the fish will precede you. Rather, the kingdom is inside of you, and it is outside of you." But I'm certain it means nothing. |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by 1Sharon(f): 10:24pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
Dey there. Jesus is wearing his slippers 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by oaroloye(m): 9:07am On Jun 30, 2019 |
MISHIGAS! STUPIDITY is when the same thing has to be explained to a person repeatedly, until it penetrates the crash-dummy helmet head they have! HappyPagan: THESE ARE ALL FALSE CHRISTIANS, WHO WILL NOT ONLY MISS ASCENDING IN THE RAPTURE- THEY WILL NOT EVEN NOTICE THAT IT TOOK PLACE! oaroloye: HappyPagan: MOST OF THE CHRISTIANS WHO HAVE STOCKPILED RICHES WILL BE UNABLE TO ASCEND IN THE RAPTURE. Going to Heaven is not supposed to be a "Big Deal." We are supposed to do it as many as three times in a year. (This is what JOB 1 is about. Job should have been in Heaven, instead of SATAN.) HappyPagan: LORD YESHUA NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT, YOU LYING PAGAN! . MATTHEW 24:14. 14. "And This Gospel of The Kingdom shall be preached in all the World for a Witness unto all Nations; and then shall The End come." THE TIMEFRAME OF HIS RETURN WAS DETERMINED ENTIRELY BY HIS DISCIPLES. If THE GOSPEL had been preached in the whole World, the World would have ended SOON AFTER THAT. THE GOSPEL LORD YESHUA PREACHED HAS NEVER BEEN PREACHED BY ANYONE ELSE. I am the only Christian alive preaching that Gospel. If I exercised what I knew, I could bring about THE RAPTURE within a matter of months, if I did not care about the consequences to myself, or fellow Christians- most of whom would be catapulted into The Great Tribulation- which they are mostly unready for. "CLOVERFIELD" BUNKERS won't cut it. Some Oyinbo Idiots, 35 years ago, were selling "TRIBULATION RATIONS:" enough preserved food to last seven years! If my plan is implemented, THE GREAT TRIBULATION will be circumvented altogether, and will never happen any time soon. Of course, no one will listen to ME, until it is too late. |
Re: Why Won't Jesus Come? by LordReed(m): 12:04pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
oaroloye: LMFAO! Ok Mr Special what is stopping you from implementing your plan? 1 Like 1 Share |
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