FOR THE LADIES

During your 20's, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.

You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.

Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:

1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.

2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.

3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.

At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.

The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!

At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”

What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married. They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.

This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30's were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines".

Nice one, but I hope, Safitu, marialavina, Victorian,
ebonygurl will listen to your advice.

LillyVal:
FOR THE LADIES

During your 20's, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.

You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.

Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:

1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.

2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.

3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.

At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.

The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!

At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”

What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married. They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.

This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30's were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines".

Ok

My dear LillyVal, the reason you're not getting many comments on this thread is because the truth is the hardest pill to swallow on earth... I love you for this.

At least, now I know a girl is still thinking straight cos I thought almost all of you have lost it.

hmmm

Nice one.

True
Make hay before the sun set

This doesn't work on all ladies and they won't listen. Afterall, many gold diggers' hustle pay off and they end up with a rich guy. The write up in the op is a possible set of the consequences of being a lazy gold digger with a high standard as the dream of ending up with that rich dude may never materialise.

Phenomenal16:
Ok

Funmmyastic:
Nice one.

Isha327:
True
Make hay before the sun set

LillyVal:
FOR THE LADIES

During your 20's, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.

You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.

Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:

1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.

2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.

3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.

At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.

The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!

At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”

What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married. They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.

This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30's were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines".

Keep the good works up. Life is not a bed of roses neither is it a ground full of thorns. May God always open our eyes to see the right marital opportunities when they come around.

LillyVal:
FOR THE LADIES

During your 20's, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.

You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.

Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:

1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.

2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.

3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.

At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.

The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!

At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”

What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married. They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.

This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30's were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines".

Nice talk. omo're bi custard

Amen.

frankkydee:












Keep the good works up. Life is not a bed of roses neither is it a ground full of thorns. May God always open our eyes to see the right marital opportunities when they come around.

Words!

This gender

Funny thing is that things don't always happen in a particular order. 35 year old ladies still marry in their age range. My cousin that I mentioned that is getting married is over 40 and the guy is younger. Everyone has their own story and eventuality.

Besides, not all ladies are unmarried because of their wild ways or the "hot akara syndrome". Some were just unfortunate with wrong guys, too focused on work or career, too introverted,etc. But people are quick to conclude and label older single ladies.

Still, everyone should make hay while the sun shines, not only ladies. Because even for men, they lose their youthfulness as they age. Not only women age.

carter009:
Nice one, but I hope, Safitu, marialavina, Victorian,
ebonygurl will listen to your advice.

Even at my age, they are stil trooping like bees on honey.

So dont get it twisted dear.

Moreover i have chosen someone already . So relax on my matter

ImaIma1:
Funny thing is that things don't always happen in a particular order. 35 year old ladies still marry in their age range. My cousin that I mentioned that is getting married is over 40 and the guy is younger. Everyone has their own story and eventuality.

Besides, not all ladies are unmarried because of their wild ways or the "hot akara syndrome". Some were just unfortunate with wrong guys, too focused on work or career, too introverted,etc. But people are quick to conclude and label older single ladies.

Still, everyone should make hay while the sun shines, not only ladies. Because even for men, they lose their youthfulness as they age. Not only women age.

Correct !

Im not worried about rushing to marry , i just want to marry right, so i dont look a shadow of myself later in marriage and people will be like ,ha! Is that Princess Victorian? Damn! What happened to her

Come how she look old and worn out !

God forbid o!i wont marry a man who kill me before my time.

They almost did but my God pass them. Im still alive,kicking well and bouncing good.

Infact im in a great relationship as i type. So my dear dont mind the op , let him wail forever .

We no send am work!



Oh ! The op is even a lady sef!

Bia! Lilyval no need crying more than the bereaved ,focus more on your life and make it work, biko

ImaIma1:
Funny thing is that things don't always happen in a particular order. 35 year old ladies still marry in their age range. My cousin that I mentioned that is getting married is over 40 and the guy is younger. Everyone has their own story and eventuality.

Besides, not all ladies are unmarried because of their wild ways or the "hot akara syndrome". Some were just unfortunate with wrong guys, too focused on work or career, too introverted,etc. But people are quick to conclude and label older single ladies.

Still, everyone should make hay while the sun shines, not only ladies. Because even for men, they lose their youthfulness as they age. Not only women age.

Yes, I agree, but you need to see my 65 years old Uncle.

Isabellah:
Yes, I agree, but you need to see my 65 years old Uncle.

The genes matter and maybe the way you treat your body. You need to see my 60 year old mother inlaw after 6 kids. Even my aunty that's 45 and unmarried. She looks younger than some 35 year olds.

Exactly, I laugh at her perceptions about ladies, relationships and marriage. She even refers to a guy of 40 as still young, and a lady of 35 as old. Take a look at the current pictures of Ini Edo at 39, or Omotala
in her 40(s), etc, would any sane person call any of these ladies old? I have colleagues who are 30-35, even after having kids, they still look good and can't be seen as old. Ladies who age anyhow probably do not know how to take care of themselves.

It's even unfortunate that Nigerian women are the ones encouraging men to believe that marrying ladies within their age range is wrong, through write-ups such as this. Go abroad it's not so. Men abroad don't discriminate the age range to marry from. It's all about the Nigerian or African mentality anyway. Even at that, we still have men who see nothing wrong marrying within their age bracket.

Funny enough, you'd never see a guy create a thread like this to talk down on his fellow men, but you will always see ladies write threads to intimidate ladies about aging fast, menopause, etc. We will get there!

ImaIma1:
Funny thing is that things don't always happen in a particular order. 35 year old ladies still marry in their age range. My cousin that I mentioned that is getting married is over 40 and the guy is younger. Everyone has their own story and eventuality.

Besides, not all ladies are unmarried because of their wild ways or the "hot akara syndrome". Some were just unfortunate with wrong guys, too focused on work or career, too introverted,etc. But people are quick to conclude and label older single ladies.

Still, everyone should make hay while the sun shines, not only ladies. Because even for men, they lose their youthfulness as they age. Not only women age.

So on point!

victorian:








Correct !

Im not worried about rushing to marry , i just want to marry right, so i dont look a shadow of myself later in marriage and people will be like ,ha! Is that Princess Victorian? Damn! What happened to her

Come how she look old and worn out !

God forbid o!i wont marry a man who kill me before my time.

They almost did but my God pass them. Im still alive,kicking well and bouncing good.

Infact im in a great relationship as i type. So my dear dont mind the op , let him wail forever .

We no send am work!



Oh ! The op is even a lady sef!

Bia! Lilyval no need crying more than the bereaved ,focus more on your life and make it work, biko

Phenomenal16:
Ok

Is that all u gon say??

I know they'll come for the op's head. NA DEM!!!

LilMissFavvy:
So on point!

Lol..
The best bet a lady above 30 can get is getting married to a older widower or someone with kids already maam..
No young or single guy who wanna get settled will ever think of going for a girl of 30 years or else he just wanna maga the woman..

Well sorry to disappoint you, my sister got married at 30 to a guy of 31, she initially did not take him serious especially since he's from another tribe. How is the marriage currently? they are doing great till date. Speak for yourself, leave other men out of it.

BigDick70inch:


Lol..
The best bet a lady above 30 can get is getting married to a older widower or someone with kids already maam..
No young or single guy who wanna get settled will ever think of going for a girl of 30 years or else he just wanna maga the woman..

Isha327:
True Make hay before the sun set

make we run package, at least I love you

LilMissFavvy:
Well sorry to disappoint you, my sister got married at 30 to a guy of 31, she initially did not take him serious especially since he's from another tribe. How is the marriage currently? they are doing great till date. Speak for yourself, leave other men out of it.

Well..congrats to yo sister..
Not everyone will ever get that same opportunity..
Lemme say that rarely happen okay??like say 2 out of 20 ..
And..truth be told she married the least guy she love cos of her tickling biological time as a lady..not what she would have wanted..

why are the ladies attacking the op. she is not far from the truth

I'm in my early 20's but no man is rushing me op.

BigDick70inch:


Is that all u gon say??

.. U wan put word for my mouth

bitter truth

She didn't marry the least guy, she married the best. She was in a relationship when her current husband approached her. She refused to take him serious because she felt he may be a player, and also the tribe issue. He continued to pressure her, till she became just friends. From simple friendship, they landed where they are today. Need I mention how long they dated, I rather not. Because you won't even believe it.

BigDick70inch:


Well..congrats to yo sister..
No everyone will ever get that same opportunity..
Lemme say that really happen okay??like say 2 out of 20 ..
And..truth be told she married the least guy she love cos of tickling time as a lady..not what she would have wanted..