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EVERY BRO SHOULD SHARE THIS FOR OTHER BROs TO READ:

• Bro before hoe - A 'Hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family

• Weather a bro is into sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath

• A bro is allowed to do something stupid as long as his bros are doing it.

• A bro will not sleep with another bro's sister. However, a bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.

• Bros don't make eye contact during a devil's three way.

• Even in a fight to the death, a bro never punches another bro in the groin.

• A bro never publicly reveals how many people another bro has slept with.

• A bro always enhances another bro's job description when introducing him.

• If a bro ask another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

• A bro shall not damage another bro's chances to score.

• If a bro fails a challenge, it's ALWAYS the equipment's fault.

• A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call, text or mail.

• It's never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro's ex.

• A bro always admit when they farted.

• If your team beats your bro's team, you have 24 hours to rub it in.

• Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.

• When a bro wants to do something stupid, you film it.

• All conversations between bros are subject to 'Bro to Bro confidentiality'.

• A bro cannot give another bro a teddy bear.

• A bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves.

• A bro and a brother are not the same thing.

• When a bro leaves his seat, that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another bro takes it.

• A bro never let's his brokenhearted bro drink alone.

• A bro never tickles another bro.

• If bros shares a house/apartment, all bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow bro brings their date home.

• A bro is NEVER afraid to fail.

• A bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another bro's partner.

• A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.

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nice post but I disagree with number 1 if a bro says shit about my hoo amma knock him out asap