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One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by mmb: 10:03am On Aug 11
A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly.

"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied: "I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber, the British Broadcasting Corporation reports.

Reports also say he asked officials to bring in air fresheners "to make it pleasant. Get whatever flavour you will find in any office, whether it's vanilla or strawberry.

"We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad."

Yet the smell is said to have subsided before any such sprays were found, allowing the debate to continue.

http://saharareporters.com/2019/08/11/honourable-speaker-one-us-has-polluted-air-says-lawmaker-fart-pushes-parliament-suspend

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Davash222(m): 10:14am On Aug 11
Lol. News coming from Kenya are always comical reliefs.Thank you Kenyans..

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by davidbanner(m): 10:34am On Aug 11
The news that emanates from that part of the world ehn..
Weird people

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by dermmy: 11:29am On Aug 11
You mean a member of the parliament just passed a pollution bill grin

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Lamasta(m): 12:02pm On Aug 11
End time mess grin from Kenya

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Oche211(m): 1:27pm On Aug 11
Kenya and odd news eeh

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by BuhariNaWah: 4:38pm On Aug 11
Who mess am?
Na Odoh
Odoh say na teacher
Teacher say, no worry
Na my Lawmakers mess am




Pooooooooohhhhhhhh

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by RealLordZeus(m): 4:38pm On Aug 11
Some news self go make u thank God say u b Nigerian

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by ednut1(m): 4:38pm On Aug 11
Its natural
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by naijadrivablog: 4:38pm On Aug 11
grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by muystoy(m): 4:39pm On Aug 11
OMG!these people and weird news are like buhari and livelessnes

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Justdare: 4:39pm On Aug 11
Africa is a freaking joke.
No different than what transpires in a primary 2 class.

Student 1: hanty, hanty, somebody have mess

student 2: hanty, is not me oooo, I know he want to say it is me

student 3: hanty let me smell their bombom, I will get who mess

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by kirkwood: 4:39pm On Aug 11
There are good and better stories coming out of Kenya, but bloggers will go and fish out the odd ones for clout, same way a Kenyan blogger will say Nigerian snakes swallow money.

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by PoliteActivist: 4:40pm On Aug 11
Simple: pass a law, making it a crime punishable by fine and imprisonment
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by LibertyRep: 4:40pm On Aug 11
The funny thing is that the person pointing fingers might just be the culprit.

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Vixlot: 4:40pm On Aug 11
Kenya and stories that touch angry grin grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by hucienda: 4:41pm On Aug 11
grin

Africa. Mama Africa grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by DuBLINGreenb(m): 4:41pm On Aug 11
Heated indeed
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by LoveJesus87(m): 4:41pm On Aug 11
Imagine. Kenya our Kenya. The joke of Africa grin

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by drips8(m): 4:41pm On Aug 11
Our dear africa

Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by captianfreeman(m): 4:42pm On Aug 11
This Kenya people dey craze o! Why are they so weird?

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Justbeingreal(m): 4:42pm On Aug 11
undecided


Kenya and unusual news..

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by dheaven: 4:42pm On Aug 11
Funny and sad at same time.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by davodyguy: 4:42pm On Aug 11
God.

I can't laugh my intestine out abeg


"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied: "I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by longsnake(m): 4:43pm On Aug 11
Kenya is always a joke to me..... Who did this to Africa?

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by festacman(m): 4:43pm On Aug 11
Kenyan Parliament looks a bit of circus of late with some funny events: a male MP slapped female MP with fellow males cheering him on, a female member attended plenary session with a suckling baby and had to be escorted out, now at a regional parliament, a member released an atomic bomb of stinking fart that sent members scrambling for fresh air in order to stay alive.

Certainly, Kenyan parliamentarians are making their Nigerian counterparts look CLASSY and PROFESSIONAL.

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Justdare: 4:43pm On Aug 11
Mr Speaker, line them up and smell their butts already.

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Opexzy: 4:44pm On Aug 11
Can't stop laughing

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Gullah: 4:44pm On Aug 11
It's natural, everybody farts

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by paradigmshift(m): 4:45pm On Aug 11
We can't post on Muslim thread without accepting to be a Muslim. Useless set of people. Y'all can post on Christian thread without nobody pointing gun to your head. Devil punish una especially the mod

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Endtimebro: 4:45pm On Aug 11
What an End time mess
If u know u smile or laughed after reading this lemme see u

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