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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Bintuenyo: 7:30pm On Aug 11, 2019
Holy mess
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by francisduru: 8:04pm On Aug 11, 2019
Those feelings, especially under the AC
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Shalommy(f): 8:30pm On Aug 11, 2019
Chaii.. Story that touches the anus. Hahaha..
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:34pm On Aug 11, 2019
hahahahaha, so dat guy and him mess dey confused up to d point wey dem no know say dem dey National Assembly againgrin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:35pm On Aug 11, 2019
confusion everywhere, so dat guy no know wen to mess again nagrin cheesy
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:35pm On Aug 11, 2019
dis one worse pass d news wey we dey hear for naija oh grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2019
chai these Kenyans are so disgusting, look at d kinda news dey are uploading sad anyways its funny sha grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2019
Nigeria sister grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:37pm On Aug 11, 2019
I think say na only for Nigeria wey d confusion dey o grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:38pm On Aug 11, 2019
lets take a minite and laugh at dis stupid Kenyans grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:39pm On Aug 11, 2019
weird country after Nigeria
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emmanuel226(m): 8:40pm On Aug 11, 2019
so confusion don maje d Kenyan media to run out of ideas, dem no know d kind of news to upload again naim make, so u no go blame dem
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Eagleword14(f): 9:01pm On Aug 11, 2019
Wetin person no go hear grin grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Chidimizzle: 9:05pm On Aug 11, 2019
festacman:
Kenyan Parliament looks a bit of circus of late with some funny events: a male MP slapped female MP with fellow males cheering him on, a female member attended plenary session with a suckling baby and had to be escorted out, now at a regional parliament, a member released an atomic bomb of stinking fart that sent members scrambling for fresh air in order to stay alive.

Certainly, Kenyan parliamentarians are making their Nigerian counterparts look CLASSY and PROFESSIONAL.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Chidimizzle: 9:08pm On Aug 11, 2019
Endtimebro:
What an End time mess
If u know u smile or laughed after reading this lemme see u

I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my eyes cheesy. This is just hilarious abeg.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by iamvictorbassey: 9:27pm On Aug 11, 2019
captianfreeman:
This Kenya people dey craze o! Why are they so weird?

Anyway, for maintenance and construction of swimming pools, water fountains, water falls and beautification of recreational parks. We cover the entire country.

Check my sigy below.


What's the average cost of a 10M by 4M by 2M Swimming pool?
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by captianfreeman(m): 9:39pm On Aug 11, 2019
iamvictorbassey:


What's the average cost of a 10M by 4M by 2M Swimming pool?

Does the M stand for metre?
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by captianfreeman(m): 9:52pm On Aug 11, 2019
iamvictorbassey:


What's the average cost of a 10M by 4M by 2M Swimming pool?

If I understand you sir, 10 metre is the LENGTH. by 4 metre, WIDTH. 2 metre DEPTH. Is that it?

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Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by mechanics(m): 9:55pm On Aug 11, 2019
Davash222:
Lol. News coming from Kenya are always comical reliefs.Thank you Kenyans..
funny you.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by mechanics(m): 9:56pm On Aug 11, 2019
They shouldn't point accusing fingers to anyone, it can happen to anyone.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by iamvictorbassey: 10:24pm On Aug 11, 2019
captianfreeman:


If I understand you sir, 10 metre is the LENGTH. by 4 metre, WIDTH. 2 metre DEPTH. Is that it?

Yes sir. Exactly
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Emissary1(m): 11:09pm On Aug 11, 2019
Very Funny grin grin
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by Validated: 11:11pm On Aug 11, 2019
captianfreeman:
This Kenya people dey craze o! Why are they so weird?

Anyway, for maintenance and construction of swimming pools, water fountains, water falls and beautification of recreational parks. We cover the entire country.

Check my sigy below.


Who have you worked for
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by wink2015(m): 11:15pm On Aug 11, 2019
mmb:
A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly.

"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied: "I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber, the British Broadcasting Corporation reports.

Reports also say he asked officials to bring in air fresheners "to make it pleasant. Get whatever flavour you will find in any office, whether it's vanilla or strawberry.

"We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad."

Yet the smell is said to have subsided before any such sprays were found, allowing the debate to continue.

http://saharareporters.com/2019/08/11/honourable-speaker-one-us-has-polluted-air-says-lawmaker-fart-pushes-parliament-suspend


JOMO KENYATTA PEOPLE!

Able Parliamentarian fouling the air !
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by whiteafrique: 12:26am On Aug 12, 2019
After eating kenya ewa agoyin prepared with dawa-dawa...
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by captianfreeman(m): 2:43am On Aug 12, 2019
Validated:


Who have you worked for
From my days in Julius Berger till date, I have worked for a lot of people.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by captianfreeman(m): 2:54am On Aug 12, 2019
iamvictorbassey:


Yes sir. Exactly

OK. That is a bit massive. But for safety reasons, 2 metre is too deep for a swimming pool. As for the cost, depending on the finishing . it will cost between 7.5 m to 8 m only. Excluding the changing room.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by captianfreeman(m): 3:02am On Aug 12, 2019
iamvictorbassey:


What's the average cost of a 10M by 4M by 2M Swimming pool?
The costing is excluding the changing room.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by XaintJoel20: 10:25am On Aug 12, 2019
BuhariNaWah:
Who mess am? Na Odoh Odoh say na teacher Teacher say, no worry Na my Lawmakers mess am



Pooooooooohhhhhhhh
Did you grow up or stay in Benin? That is our nursery rhyme back then in Benin City.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by BuhariNaWah: 12:16pm On Aug 12, 2019
XaintJoel20:


Did you grow up or stay in Benin?
That is our nursery rhyme back then in Benin City.
Yes o.
M.M way and Upper sokponba cheesy
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by XaintJoel20: 4:43pm On Aug 12, 2019
BuhariNaWah:
Yes o. M.M way and Upper sokponba cheesy
I sure know that's my hommie.
E get the way we take dey know our own.
Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by XaintJoel20: 4:44pm On Aug 12, 2019
BuhariNaWah:
Yes o. M.M way and Upper sokponba cheesy
I sure know that's my hommie.
E get the way we take dey know our own.

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