It’s a well-known fact that sex makes you feel good. Newsflash: so does masturbation! That’s because our bodies release a heady wave of dopamines, endorphins and oxytocin, all of which make you feel great and improve your mood.

During and after masturbation, the inflow of oxytocin into our brains makes us feel happier and keeps emotionally triggered food cravings for sugar-rich or salt-rich foods away. So if you are addicted to salt or sugars the masturbation can help you stop this.

promotes a healthy heart

We all know that exercise is good for your heart, but it turns out masturbation, similar to exercise, gets your heart pumping and your blood flowing. Done regularly, this significantly lowers your risk of heart disease and diabetes.

For men, it improves sperm health

Men will be universally pleased to know that frequent masturbation keeps your sperm production on top of its game. This is because regularly masturbating minimizes DNA damage to sperm and encourages good sperm motility.

it saves you money
We know what men can do to get sex but if all men resort to masturbation then they can save a lot of money, in fact they'll be richer rather than spend money on someone who doesn't appreciate your efforts.

Masturbation is the future that all men should embrace. Don't let anyone judge you.
Shout out to all my Vaseline crew out there.

They don't know what we enjoying on this side. Say yes to masturbation and let's make the world a better place.

With all dis women scattered everywhere like apc lies....na e masturbation go be ur future....i reject dat 4 u in Jesus name.

donbachi:
With all dis women scattered everywhere like apc lies....na e masturbation go be ur future....i reject dat 4 u in Jesus name.

Did you check the health benefits I listed there?

I Always take time to fap fap fap

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Charleys:


Did you check the health benefits I listed there?

hope someone will not come here and also tell us d health benefits of rape.

This is the first Vaseline crew thread ever

Charleys:
This is the first Vaseline crew thread ever

Its a nice development. Gradually, vaseline crew will have their own section on NL just like the science and religious folks.

donbachi:
With all dis women scattered everywhere like apc lies....na e masturbation go be ur future....i reject dat 4 u in Jesus name.

This matter tire me ooo, all the ass wey plenty for road no do am, na to use Vaseline dey do rubbish him dey advice mumu guyz to follow am dey do dat devilish act. God4bid oooo.


pls, Say no to masturbation. And be ready to get married and enjoy ur sexxx life peacefully and enjoyfully ....

There is a better far experience doing it with the opposite gender.

You guys should continue to destroy your brains, I don't even know some of you do this, visualizing naked women pictures in your mind to an extent of emitting sperm at the course...is'nt that demonic?....How can a normal human have such instilled protocol to neutralize sexual frustration, if not the fact they are demonically inclined pyschologically to concoct such mental and selfish fantasy.

You guys seriously need deliverance.

Lonestar124:
You guys should continue to destroy your brains, I don't even know some of you do this, visualizing naked women pictures in your mind to an extent of emitting sperm at the course...is'nt that demonic?....How can a normal human have such instilled protocol to neutralize sexual frustration, if not the fact they are demonically inclined pyschologically to concoct such mental and selfish fantasy.

You guys seriously need deliverance.

Simple question, prove to us that masturbation is demonic?

Lonestar124:
You guys should continue to destroy your brains, I don't even know some of you do this, visualizing naked women pictures in your mind to an extent of emitting sperm at the course...is'nt that demonic?....How can a normal human have such instilled protocol to neutralize sexual frustration, if not the fact they are demonically inclined pyschologically to concoct such mental and selfish fantasy.

You guys seriously need deliverance.

Deliverance from what? Say yes to Soapy.

Charleys:


Simple question, prove to us that masturbation is demonic?

I can prove that by myself and many other normal men outside there, that find it difficult to exhibit such act, not that i over busy or stressed up but the feeling and sensevity of the act is what I fail to find as a man, like rubbing your manhood to achieve orgasm, how do you guys got such sensation?

Lonestar124:
I can prove that by myself and many other normal men outside there, that find it difficult to exhibit such act, not that i over busy or stressed up but the feeling and sensevity of the act is what I fail to find as a man, like rubbing your manhood to achieve orgasm, how do you guys got such sensation?

Masturbation doesn't make you normal or abnormal?

Charleys:


Deliverance from what? Say yes to Soapy.

Yes they need deliverance cause they're demonized.

Remember that your soapy way servicing yourself will proportionally use it's soap effect to render you with redundant brain.

Lonestar124:
Yes they need deliverance cause they're demonized.

Remember that your soapy way servicing yourself will proportionally use it's soap effect to render you with redundant brain.

What is this guy saying, did you even read the thread?
These are all proven.

Charleys:


Masturbation doesn't make you normal or abnormal?

But you know it is weird habit and weird habits is tantamount to fetish habit which can likely be seen as demonic exudation that demoralized and degenerate one self or society?

Charleys:


What is this guy saying, did you even read the thread?
These are all proven.

Proven my foot, proven to encourage our innocent minds to search for things that will render one redundant right? There is no advantage in masturbation, It is childish act, grow up man.

Charleys:
It’s a well-known fact that sex makes you feel good. Newsflash: so does masturbation! That’s because our bodies release a heady wave of dopamines, endorphins and oxytocin, all of which make you feel great and improve your mood.

During and after masturbation, the inflow of oxytocin into our brains makes us feel happier and keeps emotionally triggered food cravings for sugar-rich or salt-rich foods away. So if you are addicted to salt or sugars the masturbation can help you stop this.

promotes a healthy heart

We all know that exercise is good for your heart, but it turns out masturbation, similar to exercise, gets your heart pumping and your blood flowing. Done regularly, this significantly lowers your risk of heart disease and diabetes.

For men, it improves sperm health

Men will be universally pleased to know that frequent masturbation keeps your sperm production on top of its game. This is because regularly masturbating minimizes DNA damage to sperm and encourages good sperm motility.

it saves you money
We know what men can do to get sex but if all men resort to masturbation then they can save a lot of money, in fact they'll be richer rather than spend money on someone who doesn't appreciate your efforts.

Masturbation is the future that all men should embrace. Don't let anyone judge you.
Shout out to all my Vaseline crew out there.

They don't know what we enjoying on this side. Say yes to masturbation and let's make the world a better place.

Lolz. When sensible people that are hooked are looking for a way out. Anyway its your life so Continue wasting your sperm. Continue damaging your selfconfidene. But above all Continue consoling yourself.

Soapy, soapy...SOAPY! I have a very high sex drive...I like to fvck several times each day...but most women cannot handle dis...so when one of my gals tell me its too much...I will just get my vaseline...go straight to porn-hub, and start streaming those delicious milfs of all races and sizes... no woman born of a kitten can hold me to ransome...Soapy,soapy...SOAPY!

When you develop erectile disfunction. Don't come and be looking for drug that will heal your weak peniss

Too much of self pleasure is bad. It can corrupt your mind and make you lose interest in girls. So if u feel like masturbating, just use that energy to do 40 Pushups. I swear u'll feel whole

Anekeu:
Too much of self pleasure is bad. It can corrupt your mind and make you lose interest in girls. So if u feel like masturbating, just use that energy to do 40 Pushups. I swear u'll feel whole

Isn't that the focus of life itself? Self pleasure is what the whole world is searching for...to enhance themselves and live a better life.

Lonestar124:
Proven my foot, proven to encourage our innocent minds to search for things that will render one redundant right? There is no advantage in masturbation, It is childish act, grow up man.

Masturbation is better than premarital sex, I'm sure you'll choose masturbation over premarital sex for your daughter if you had the chance.

Charleys:


Did you check the health benefits I listed there?

Why did you list the health benefits and ignored the disadvantages? The disadvantages are more than the benefits.

Tosin17:


Why did you list the health benefits and ignored the disadvantages? The disadvantages are more than the benefits.

The joy from masturbation and the peace of mind it brings outweighs any disadvantage.

Women are overrated.
Masturbation is the future for every youngster out there who still want to concentrate on their future without being distracted by a relationship.

Students can relate.

Charleys:


Isn't that the focus of life itself? Self pleasure is what the whole world is searching for...to enhance themselves and live a better life.

Well, if that's what u re looking for, it's ur choice. But know that sometimes it can make you distant yourself from the world. make you an introvert and lowers ur motivation in life

Charleys:


The joy from masturbation and the peace of mind it brings outweighs any disadvantage.

Women are overrated.
Masturbation is the future for every youngster out there who still want to concentrate on their future without being distracted by a relationship.

Students can relate.

be decieving yourself.. unrepentant addict. you are doomed..

Anekeu:


Well, if that's what u re looking for, it's ur choice. But know that sometimes it can make you distant yourself from the world. make you an introvert and lowers ur motivation in life

We need privacy to masturbate,

Nice, God bless

Hmm nawa i no knw say guys dey self-service like dis oo

There is a great difference between sex with a women and masturbation