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The Wedding Test by fynedr(m): 2:01pm On Oct 20, 2010
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test.
Re: The Wedding Test by Latty88(f): 2:23pm On Oct 20, 2010
Lol
Re: The Wedding Test by Dsense(m): 2:30pm On Oct 20, 2010
O gosh,Amazing thread.I love these tricks '' from ur side nd thier side''. grin grin grin
Re: The Wedding Test by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 20, 2010
wow, this is incredible
Re: The Wedding Test by ZIMDRILL(m): 2:56pm On Oct 20, 2010
fyne_dr:



THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test.

where have been ?

that crap has been circlulating the net for years
Re: The Wedding Test by PeeJee(m): 2:59pm On Oct 20, 2010
lol! Agbaya! u want kill me wit laugh. seriously I love ur post.
Re: The Wedding Test by adagz01(m): 4:07pm On Oct 20, 2010
It was about 5yrs back i read that.

But i keep mine in the wallet
Re: The Wedding Test by fynedr(m): 7:11pm On Oct 20, 2010
adagz 01:

It was about 5yrs back i read that.

But i keep mine in the wallet

lol, just know that u ll NEVER pass the test

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