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Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 10:57am On Aug 31, 2019 |
So when we hang out as guys/babes, sexual incidents are an inevitable topic that pops up, like it or not. Most people in the group are 'mature' enough to keep their description censored, but, but...there's always that one mate in the group who's as unadulterated and graphic as fvck(pun intended) They're going to describe everything in graphic details using the most 'raw' words. You know how words like fvck, pussy, clitoris etc are so heavy to say in your local dialect right? These guys don't give a damn! They say it like it is and at the top of their voices leaving the rest of us looking for where to hide our faces while trying to control our visceral laughter These sort of friends are notorious for being so 'raw' from teenage years and you'd expect them to change as they grow up but no! they're not even going to try and all your pleas for them to tone it down a notch are all wasted. I had a great time last night with one of these SOBs and I've never laughed so hard in my life. I can't stop chuckling silently when i remember his graphic use of words. That SOB! |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by XhosaNostra(f): 11:04am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Lol, I had a friend like that. She was a lot of fun to be around. She'd even lie down on the floor, to give demonstrations 16 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 11:10am On Aug 31, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:Yeah right? They wouldn't even mind if kids are around or whether it's a public place! Crazy lots but really fun people. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by XhosaNostra(f): 11:11am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Grandlord: Haaaaaa. True. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Wealthyonos(m): 11:13am On Aug 31, 2019 |
In another dimension, I am one of them......hehehe 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 11:17am On Aug 31, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:One time we had two of them around and they went at each other in a kind of competition on who's got the most graphic sexual details. We were in stitches. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 11:18am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Wealthyonos: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nobody: 11:33am On Aug 31, 2019 |
i'm one of them sha 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Useku(m): 11:36am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Sure I do. But lots of time the real bad ass forkers don't recount their bizzare sexcqpade openly. Most wey dey too talk be learners, just look around you. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 11:37am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Watamidoinhere:I guess you enjoy it a lot? Especially when people open their mouth in awe at the things you say. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 11:42am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Useku:Yeah the quiet and composed ones dey do mighty things in private. I fall into this group, that's why I'm always cracking up listening to those crazies describe the things I can relate to. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nobody: 11:48am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Grandlord: as in eh they listen first, then laugh whenever i'm being very very graphic the way they pay attention to me whenever i'm about to describe/explain any sex related topic ehn is crazy you know most of them are inexperienced in sex or too shy to openly talk about sex 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 11:55am On Aug 31, 2019 |
Watamidoinhere:Yeah. Mostly shy. So they wonder how you guys have the boldness to say it so raw. It's a lot of fun. We dey fvck but we no fit talk about am again? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Biglittlelois(f): 12:05pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Have a friend like that, she actually made the sounds of moans she makes when having sex with her husband, even when it's very high and low, she crazy like that 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nobody: 12:22pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
No. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 1:19pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Biglittlelois:Damn mate! They never really change do they? Even when married. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 1:20pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Blackivy27:Good for you! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Biglittlelois(f): 2:40pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
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Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by NnamdiN: 3:43pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Reporting live 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nobody: 3:44pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
No! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by folake4u(f): 3:49pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Lol I do that a lot with my friends around though. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Joystark(f): 4:24pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Almost everyone is like that... Once you find and get really comfortable with people with your kind of crazy. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nobody: 4:43pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Grandlord:I haven't forgotten you and... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 5:01pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Blackivy27:...and? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nobody: 5:17pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Grandlord:good girls dont type such. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 5:39pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Blackivy27:But they talk about it yeah? You're creepy mate. You don't know me at all! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by rex444(m): 6:35pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Stanley .....choooooi I pity that homie...... Just to prove a point sef him no mind invite you while he's on session with his babe ....if I have a best man , it would be him 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nonye1234: 9:12pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
That would be me I don't care,I say it how it is... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Nobody: 9:53pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
Grandlord:Thank you, we like saying it as it is. 1 Like |
Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by Grandlord: 4:22am On Sep 09, 2019 |
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Re: Do You Have That One 'x-rated' Friend? by booksrite001: 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
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