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Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 4:10pm On Aug 31, 2019
kessyR2B:
lol, like good family planning, this is good wedding planning..atleast highest highest, husband rent suit, wife rent Gown, 50k max..them find one church use, if the spirit leads, can share bottle water..everybody dance, wedding finish, Church Agbasá
grin grin
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by legalwealth(m): 4:10pm On Aug 31, 2019
legalwealth:
Mynd44 and lalasticlala

This is a fabricated news Ooo

I know Ijeoma blessing and Idris Adeleye.

I've called blessing who lives in Aba and chatted Idris Adeleye who hails from Ikire on facebook and they both said that it is false.

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Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Erastuslove: 4:16pm On Aug 31, 2019
I don't blame them o.... now a days people don't recover expenses from Wedding spay money again o.....
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 4:17pm On Aug 31, 2019
pocohantas:


What did I do na? Isn't that a registry marriage? Ikoyi for that matter o. tongue

Lol, in their defence, it is once in a lifetime. I like your way, that is the way to go. It helps the pocket and a lazy somebody like me who can't be bothered to organize an event.
Once in a lifetime is a fallacy. Haven't they consider if the groom dies before old age?
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Funkybabee(f): 4:19pm On Aug 31, 2019
The wedding no go last, I have my reason

no body should quote me
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Dinho20(m): 4:29pm On Aug 31, 2019
asuustrike1:

But you eat bread or gala prepared by a baker whom you have no idea how hygienic he is?
I ONLY EAT BREAD PREPARED IN SHOPRITE,

EVERYTHING IS BY THE GRACE OF GOD

BUT PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by BuzoDeGr8: 4:29pm On Aug 31, 2019
Hi guys, for the truth to be told, reception is not compulsory ooh after the solemnization of exchange of vows. Thanks
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 4:32pm On Aug 31, 2019
Dinho20:
I ONLY EAT BREAD PREPARED IN SHOPRITE,

EVERYTHING IS BY THE GRACE OF GOD

BUT PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE
But you ate outside which is the bone of contention.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Dinho20(m): 4:36pm On Aug 31, 2019
asuustrike1:

But you ate outside which is the bone of contention.
I BUY BREAD AND EAT AT HOME

I HATE EATING OUTSIDE.

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD COOKED BY A LADY I BARELY KNOW, I CAN'T TASTE THE FOOD TALKLESS OF EATING IT

NOT ME
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 4:37pm On Aug 31, 2019
I honestly doff my hat for this couple. I love it. Be unique. Don't allow society put pressure on you.

I salute you guys. No mogbomoyas

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Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by eedimo(m): 4:39pm On Aug 31, 2019
Dis guys are so on point! I have been thinking of a wedding that would accomodate 10 guest, even my siblings dont have a slot. just 30 minutes and we are off.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by myke92(m): 4:40pm On Aug 31, 2019
fairfora:
Lazy youths here can't decipher such a simple piece...no reception because everything, including eating, drinking and the wedding itself would take place at the venue.

Instead of abruptly putting "No reception", they should have put "reception follows immediately at the same venue" undecided

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Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by BecaciaBarbie(f): 5:02pm On Aug 31, 2019
No reception too, we share food in the church as takeaways and goodbye to everyone grin

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Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 31, 2019
My kind of weddingtongue

I don't think I have strength for some rubbish they make the couples go through at receptions.

If na food you want, e go reach you for churchgrin
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by stuxnet: 5:32pm On Aug 31, 2019
Cut your goat according to your pot angry
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by ChristianEast: 5:33pm On Aug 31, 2019
Rekhina:
Godforbid tufiakwa angry sad grin

Christianeast gandollar
If Cobra enters your house before a SAD WASTE moslems and attacks first.
Leave the cobra and deal with the Tijanniyya first.
Metaphysical is a yoruba moslem.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by MartinsD12(m): 5:40pm On Aug 31, 2019
G1STMORE:
Guess the saying, 'Saturdays are for Owambes' doesn't apply here! Lol

See more; http://gistmore.com/no-reception-this-wedding-invitation-is-trending-on-social-media
grin what could have caused this now
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Rekhina(f): 5:41pm On Aug 31, 2019
ChristianEast:

If Cobra enters your house before a SAD WASTE moslems and attacks first.

Leave the cobra and deal with the Tijanniyya first.

Metaphysical is a yoruba moslem.
If only u know genocide going on in his heart not against fulani but igbos , he might even rip me in shreds if given an opportunity!
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by obentenyson(m): 5:42pm On Aug 31, 2019
the oyinbo kinda wedding. awesome. no unnecessary waste of money... if u like come if u like no come. no be u dey marry... na so my wedding go be...

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Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by naijajobx: 6:26pm On Aug 31, 2019
hmmm
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Amanda4life: 6:39pm On Aug 31, 2019
jubadi5:
people are getting bolder

Buhari effect

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Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Samsonari: 6:44pm On Aug 31, 2019
It is not the first wedding without reception. Food is always shared after such wedding ceremony if you don't know. That is how MFM works sometimes, and I noticed that the to-be couples will hold their wedding at Grace Hall which is in MFM international headquarters Lagos. Reception is not a must!
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by sixtus3606(m): 6:49pm On Aug 31, 2019
The truth is; there will actually be a reception. This approach I think, is to actually ascertain who's gonna be there for them, with or without the reception!

I love this! undecided
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by ImaIma1(f): 7:13pm On Aug 31, 2019
Wedding reception is not mandatory and it is expensive; hall, decoration, caterers setting up, MC, etc. They can distribute take away packs at the church and scratch reception.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 7:18pm On Aug 31, 2019
But I think the clause NO RECEPTION is attached to the card like a sticker. Probably agreed by the couple before circulating the cards, or done by someone else to embarrass them since there is no venue for reception in the card.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by IYANGBALI: 7:22pm On Aug 31, 2019
oyatz:
But why?
Marriage is very important in one's life and should be celebrated especially as our culture demand.





Wedding reception is part of Nigerian culture and I a place like Lagos, is one of the avenues for people to relax with family and friends,meet new friends ,eat good foods,drink and dance their sorrows away.
go do am for them now as na you get their bank account. Mr ifunloran
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 7:25pm On Aug 31, 2019
But I think the clause NO RECEPTION is attached to the card probably by the couple before circulating the cards, or it was done by someone else to embarrass them since there is no venue for reception in the card.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 7:32pm On Aug 31, 2019
FCBboy:
ipob wed afonja.

Ipob family couldn't organise a reception after collecting millions as bride price.

shame.

So it is the woman's family that organises reception in your cave zone abi?

See your mouth like millions! Can your brothers afford the said normal Igbo bride price to marry from the east?

I'm sure the girl may be either very old or not well behaved hence they decided to "dash" her to the poverty stricken Adewailer!
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Samsonari: 7:50pm On Aug 31, 2019
prince3009:


So it is the woman's family that organises reception in your cave zone abi?

See your mouth like millions! Can your brothers afford the said normal Igbo bride price to marry from the east?

I'm sure the girl may be either very old or not well behaved hence they decided to "dash" her to the poverty stricken Adewailer!








That is how we MFM operate sometimes for some reasons. The couples are from MFM international HQTRS in Yaba Lagos.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by lookingfly: 8:03pm On Aug 31, 2019
Just the perfect wedding..... If you must go to the wedding, eat from your house. Left me, my wedding will just be my family and my wife's family members only. Any other person should just get something to do on that day.
Re: No Reception! This Wedding Invitation is Trending On Social Media by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 31, 2019
prince3009:


So it is the woman's family that organises reception in your cave zone abi?

See your mouth like millions! Can your brothers afford the said normal Igbo bride price to marry from the east?

I'm sure the girl may be either very old or not well behaved hence they decided to "dash" her to the poverty stricken Adewailer!

Yoruba men only marry the rare gem among your women.

ibo and Edo ladies mostly into prostitution, what's special in prostitutes? ( you and I know )

But your people are quite greedy oooo, after selling their daughter for a huge sum of money and yet couldn't organise reception.... shame.

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