The hidden book of Mary chapter 4 vs 3 says;
And Mary the mother of Jesus was beholden unto him accidentally, that he was stroking his rod, the holy flagpole, and she said unto him
'' son,what art thou doing?''
And Jesus said unto her
'' verily verily I say unto you, unless a man stroketh his rod, and releaseth his man cream on a regular, he shall not see the kingdom of God''

Hallelujah!!!

So in essence, Jesus said that to jerk off is not only good, it is essential to see the kingdom of god!!

Vaseline crew you are chosen for heaven!!

Amen

Y are you making a mockery of sensitive issues like this?

Nggs121:
The hidden book of Mary chapter 4 vs 3 says;
And Mary the mother of Jesus was beholden unto him accidentally, that he was stroking his rod, the holy flagpole, and she said unto him
'' son,what art thou doing?''
And Jesus said unto her
'' verily verily I say unto you, unless a man stroketh his rod, and releaseth his man cream on a regular, he shall not see the kingdom of God''

Hallelujah!!!

So in essence, Jesus said that to jerk off is not only good, it is essential to see the kingdom of god!!

Vaseline crew you are chosen for heaven!!

Amen

Brother the thing (weed) you are taking is not good for your health.




spit.

greatnaija01:
Y are you making a mockery of sensitive issues like this?

My man try to read deep and you will find out that Jesus was never against masturbation, in fact, he was one of it's biggestst advocates!!

He even holds the worlds record for the most faps in one day... 14!!!!

Thy had quality olive oil those days....

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Nggs121:
The hidden book of Mary chapter 4 vs 3 says;
And Mary the mother of Jesus was beholden unto him accidentally, that he was stroking his rod, the holy flagpole, and she said unto him
'' son,what art thou doing?''
And Jesus said unto her
'' verily verily I say unto you, unless a man stroketh his rod, and releaseth his man cream on a regular, he shall not see the kingdom of God''

Hallelujah!!!

So in essence, Jesus said that to jerk off is not only good, it is essential to see the kingdom of god!!

Vaseline crew you are chosen for heaven!!

Amen

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Mark 3:28-29

28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:


GOD HELP U

Chosen1984:
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Mark 3:28-29

28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:


GOD HELP U

Mary 20 vs 13

13 verily verily I say unto you, those that deny my sayings concerning stroking the rod, hell shall be unto them,
14. And though many false prophets may come up, shunning you for stroking your man meat, they are the children of the devil
15 for the only way into heaven is by the fapping of the meat.

So brother, who is really committing blasphemy, you or I?

Repent and turn back to the lord, with fear and trembling and stroking of your rod, offering unto Jesus a sacrifice of your man cream.

You have been warned

Mary 3vs 5

He who has a cock, let him fap

Amen

*spits*

really? pls PROVE IT intelligibly.... not by these vain quotes.


If you are not high on KWALE WEED... sit down and prove it.... or maybe you are a fan of pastor chris who claims masturbation is not a sin.

then at least have the balls to prove it and make a difference for once on NL

Nggs121:


My man try to read deep and you will find out that Jesus was never against masturbation, in fact, he was one of it's biggestst advocates!!

He even holds the worlds record for the most faps in one day... 14!!!!

Thy had quality olive oil those days....

greatnaija01:
really? pls PROVE IT intelligibly.... not by these vain quotes.


If you are not high on KWALE WEED... sit down and prove it.... or maybe you are a fan of pastor chris who claims masturbation is not a sin.

then at least have the balls to prove it and make a difference for once on NL

My proof is in the bible... The sayings of Jesus in the book of Mary

Where in the bible, does the bible say no to stroking ?

Nggs121:


My proof is in the bible... The sayings of Jesus in the book of Mary

Where in the bible, does the bible say no to stroking ?

you are a comedian. BOOK OF MARY abi? you really are funny...


MASTURBATION and other forms of sexual immorality is SIN. And the bible has too many proofs for it... YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO FEEL GUILTY AFTER YOU DO IT... so you came here to find others who will join your charade and celebrate such idea. IT WONT WORK O

@OP, you have mental problem. Seek help now that you can before you enter market

greatnaija01:


you are a comedian. BOOK OF MARY abi? you really are funny...


MASTURBATION and other forms of sexual immorality is SIN. And the bible has too many proofs for it... YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO FEEL GUILTY AFTER YOU DO IT... so you came here to find others who will join your charade and celebrate such idea. IT WONT WORK O

My man the book of Mary is a highly secret book that isn't available to retards like you

Scatterscatter:
@OP, you have mental problem. Seek help now that you can before you enter market

Shut up and leave my man

I HAVE A COPY OF THE GOSPEL OF MARY SO I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING YOU WERE A DIRTY LIAR.... lols

So if am a retard then HOW COME YOU A LOCAL DRUNK, KNOWS ABOUT IT.


lol... a secret book means it is WRONG... AND IT DOES NOT EXIST.


you think such secret would exist and you will be here on NAIRALAND? Lonely and looking for who to argue with? am just laughing at you.


You really think God is stewpid or a slowpoke.... See biko go and get your life straight... MASTURBATION has never profited anyone in the long run. Get your facts clear.


If you loved God and wanted to help God's people, is this the medium you would use? with the kind of offensive attitude you put up?

pls reply I got time o

Nggs121:


My man the book of Mary is a highly secret book that isn't available to retards like you

Nggs121:


Mary 20 vs 13

13 verily verily I say unto you, those that deny my sayings concerning stroking the rod, hell shall be unto them,
14. And though many false prophets may come up, shunning you for stroking your man meat, they are the children of the devil
15 for the only way into heaven is by the fapping of the meat.

So brother, who is really committing blasphemy, you or I?

Repent and turn back to the lord, with fear and trembling and stroking of your rod, offering unto Jesus a sacrifice of your man cream.

You have been warned

Mary 3vs 5

He who has a cock, let him fap

Amen

*spits*

Well done! One Day u will Remember these your Words and u will Regret what u did to yourself... but it would be Late..

Only a Fool Contends with its owner..

greatnaija01:
I HAVE A COPY OF THE GOSPEL OF MARY SO I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING YOU WERE A DIRTY LIAR.... lols

So if am a retard then HOW COME YOU A LOCAL DRUNK, KNOWS ABOUT IT.


lol... a secret book means it is WRONG... AND IT DOES NOT EXIST.


you think such secret would exist and you will be here on NAIRALAND? Lonely and looking for who to argue with? am just laughing at you.


You really think God is stewpid or a slowpoke.... See biko go and get your life straight... MASTURBATION has never profited anyone in the long run. Get your facts clear.


If you loved God and wanted to help God's people, is this the medium you would use? with the kind of offensive attitude you put up?

pls reply I got time o

Masturbation pleased Jesus

He loved busting a load

Chosen1984:

Well done!

Jesus wants to show his people the way to heaven...

Jesus causes peace and pleasure he causes no sorrow

So save your soul, bust a nut today!!!

Hahahaha. Una no go kill me for this Nairaland.

Chosen1984:

Well done! One Day u will Remember these your Words and u will Regret what u did to yourself... but it would be Late..

Only a Fool Contends with its owner..

Only a fool like you believes he has an owner

Olohun o... This guys would say Jesus never existed and would still quote him or jest him

May God have mercy on you and set you free from unbelief and depravity, in Jesus' name. Amen.

Nggs121:
Amen

colp2015:
May God have mercy on you amd set you free from unbelief and depravity, in Jesus' name. Amen.

May Jesus free you from the devil who is covering your eyes

Bust a nut

movingclouds:
Olohun o... This guys would say Jesus never existed and would still quote him or jest him

I can never make jest of wiseman Jesus.
He was truly great.
why, how many men could juggle Mary Magdalene, her sister and countless harlots who came to him for deliverance and still have time to rub out 5 orgasms a day?

Indeed, one in a billion

Nggs121:


Only a fool like you believes he has an owner

Soonest Your eyes will be Clear and you will see what u have done to yourself..

And you will Remember this Conversation

Chosen1984:
Soonest Your eyes will be Clear and you will see what u have done to yourself..

And you will Remember this Conversation

Soonest your prick will stand

And you will remember what Jesus said

He who has a prick, let him stroke it

Mary 12:4

The funny thing is you WILL still end up working hard and labouring for God cuz He will eventually arrest you.










Cheers...

niyot124:
The funny thing is you WILL still end up working hard and labouring for God cuz He will eventually arrest you.










Cheers...

Ah, god

The master stroker who created Jesus through a particularly intense orgasm directed into Marys willing cunt, of course