El Guapo,Vic2k3 and Oweniwe were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 storey sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the Elevators in the hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
El Guapo said to Oweniwe and Vic2k3,''lets break the monotony of this unpleasent task by concentrating on something interesting.i'll tell jokes for 25 flights and Oweniwe can sing songs for 25 flight,and Vic2k3 can tell sad stories the rest of the way.At the 26th floor El Guapo stopped telling jokes and Oweniwe began to sing.At the 51st floor Oweniwe stopped singing and Vic2k3 began to tell sad stories.''I will tell my saddest story first''he said,'' I left the Room key in the car!''.

::lol::

you guys should just sit on the stairs and wait while vic2k3 goes back for the keys.

that'd teach him!

Repost Joke El

seen it b4

^^ Good now give us sumtin nice 'n fresh

Hmm

El G

still waiting for the fresh joke. . .

av not heard it b4, tho l cudnt laugh
cus its not a funny one but sad,realy really sad.

Angelz

You're such a critic!!

Ok Efe here is it.

The bride tells her husband,Honey you know i'm a virgin and i dnt know anything bout s-e-x,can u xplain it to me first?
Ok,sweetie putin it simply,we will call ur private place the ''prison and call mine ''the prisoner''.So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made luv in the first place,Afterwards,the guy is lying face up on the bed,smiling wit satisfaction.
Nudging him,his bride giggles,''Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped''.
Turning on his side he smiles.''Then we will have to re-imprison him.After the second time they spent,the guy reaches 4 his cigarettes but the girl thoroughly enjoying the new xperience of making luv,give him a suggestive smile,''Honey,the prisoner is out again."
The man rises to the occasion,but wit the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.Afterwards he lays back on the bed,totally xhausted.She nudges him n says ''Honey,the prisoner escaped again'' Limply turning his head he yells at her,''Hey,its not a life sentence,OKAY''!

Eh ya! Heard it many times Lol

El

Vicks is right - we've heard this joke several times

another one pls

hahahaha!!!

not seen this b/4!!

Nice 1 El - me likey

Huh?

^^