Teen Masturbates 56 Times, Dies Of Heart Attack

Published September 28, 2019

Teenager allegedly masturbated a jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack, in the process, even breaking the world record and was awarded a world record certificate by a Guinness representative who later arrived at the home.

Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely”.

Jerome’s mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzlers reporters “one hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, I knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid,” she finished as she began to cry.

Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.”

Investigators are still investigating the case for more information. Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.

Source: https://punchng.com/teen-masturbates-56-times-dies-of-heart-attack/

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The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.

Note that masturbation is also one of the major causes of erectile challenges. Some masturbate with harmful cream and soap.

I don't know which is worse.
Dying from masturbation or dying on top of a prostittute.

56 times !!! He continued till his penis pulled out of his body ! Nawa o

Yinabim:
56 times !!! He continued till his penis pulled out of his body !

Inside life!

which kin incoherent news be this?
He masturbated 56 times, who counted.
Are you saying a human can rip off his joystick?
Then guiness record brought an award?
Na wa O!

Jesus is lord

Incoherent and possibly, a lie. 56 times. No witness, safe the dead folk. GBWR certificate to hearsay.

When he thought he was coming he was actually going

But how did they get the exact figure
Nawa sef

This ain't real....56 times haba... Wawa ne?

This story can never be true and only children will believe it. How can someone ejaculate 56 times from his body Na sperm tank him get? Abeg all these childish news sef.. even if na every 2 seconds him take dey release him no fit still reach 20 talk more 56

dairykidd:
This story can never be true and only children will believe it. How can someone ejaculate 56 times from his body Na sperm tank him get? Abeg all these childish news sef.. even if na every 2 seconds him take dey release him no fit still reach 20 talk more 56

Very surprising...

If Punch Newspapers really published this, journalism in Nigeria is dead.

No wonder there is so much misinformation aimed at promoting propaganda in this Country.

I don't know what to reaction again sef

They found his dick in his hands and could not even get it out
Even got Guinness World record join

reaky:
I don't know what to reaction again sef

They found his dick in his hands and could not even get it out
Even got Guinness World record join

Lol!

Who was there to count the number of times he masturbated?

Fake news of 2017

https://www.google.com/amp/s/hoax-alert.leadstories.com/amp-2930163-fake-news-teen-did-not-masturbate-46-or-56-times-straight-did-not-die-from-heart-attack.html

Guys... You heard it 56 is the limit. Just do 54 or 55 times.

Na lie

Harddiskng:
If Punch Newspapers really published this, journalism in Nigeria is dead.

What exactly is wrong with the publication?? Since almighty punch do not know their onions anymore? Please educate us.

CAPSLOCKED:
THE MOST STUPID NEWS ON THE INTERNET THIS YEAR.

Well, doesn't change the fact that, it's still a News worthy story.

Lies