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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by dedons: 5:06pm On Oct 09, 2019
I don land here.

Madam give me two chilled bottles of BIG STOUT and give the guy below me one chilled bottle of LIFE.
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Lamanii22(f): 5:19pm On Oct 09, 2019
I started at age 14, I had just started Waec... I had a paper that day, I just thank God it started from home, I just went to meet my mom and she was like I'm now a young lady and she helped me fix pad in my pant... But the pain was severe, my mom gave me some codeine to ease the pain... Then I used to run from boys ooo... You know that mentality of "I will get pregnant" if a boy touches me.. Lol

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by kestine(m): 5:26pm On Oct 09, 2019
Imagin all of una dey run from boys... And we boys self no get that intentions ooo...
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by KingWarri: 5:46pm On Oct 09, 2019
Fountainofyouth:


Honestly our ancient parents nor try at all, most didn't teach their offspring basic teaching on sex and all, we all should do better with our kids please, it can prevent soo many ills.

Some of them think telling their children about it will make them become wayward and that is so wrong... Parents should never hold back to teach their children about sex

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Nobody: 6:19pm On Oct 09, 2019
Mine was horrible.

It started when I was in JSS1 in boarding school and I didn't know what it was.

My luck was that the flow was very slow. Even when I came home and told my mom, she just said ' it menses '.
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by BecaciaBarbie(f): 7:18pm On Oct 09, 2019
I had just finished my junior exams at that time. I was out playing with my siblings when I felt this disturbing pains below my abdomen, then I went to pee and there it was ....I was really sad, not because of the pains but because it ruined my playing hours. I told my mum later and as expected of most African moms, she started with stories of how she would cut me with new blade down there if I ever opened my legs to any man! She also went as far as pressing my stomach almost every night...trust me, it wasn’t a good experience.

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Mustack: 7:31pm On Oct 09, 2019
virgoquin:
I was in JSS two then one Monday morning our mathematics teacher told me to go and solve a math problem on the board

I walked majestically to the board to solve it but then I started hearing murmurs from the other classmates like... oh God her dress is stained undecided . I was walking back to my seat but it felt as if I should just disappear from there immediately, my seatmate escorted me to the toilet to go and cleanup.

It was one of the embarrassing moments of my life

Sorry for that.
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Logobenz0: 7:36pm On Oct 09, 2019
Chaii. After girls will be disturbing us to suck their kitten for them angry angry

Anyway, my first cumestration is when I was in primary 6. cool

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Lizzieorex(f): 8:04pm On Oct 09, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin different experience so my started 1st of march I was 12(small girl like me ) when I woke up didn't notice anything just stood up to wish my mum happy new month before getting ready for school when I turned my mum was like madam go and remove your nighty lemme wash it and I was like mummy i washed it on Saturday and it's not dirty and then my aunty came inside shouting aburo mi ti di obinrin then I smiled thinking she was talking abt the pointer on my chest then I felt something opened and closed back as if I want to pee I just went inside to remove the nighty when I saw blood ran outside and gave her the dress and bed spread and she told me to eat very well and I shouldn't take anything sweet so my stomach will not pain me. That was it �������

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Uwaomaokey(m): 8:08pm On Oct 09, 2019
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Delaw00(m): 9:31pm On Oct 09, 2019
How did i find myself here O ga y'all re trying shacheesy.

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Highesschief1: 9:41pm On Oct 09, 2019
My best friend in junior secondary school was a Tom boy, she could easily beat up all the boys in our class back then, she was always around to beat up any of the bullies that try to mess around with me, she was like my body guard, the girls were afraid to come near me because of her.
One day she ran to me looking confused and so scared, with a trembling voice she "I am bleeding ooo" instant fear gripped me, luckily we are close to the office of one of the nice female teachers, one look at her the teacher sent me to go and call the head girl of the school, they locked themselves in the office for some time, I was so worried and concerned for my friend, I started praying and pacing around like a man that his wife was in the labor room, the head girl came out gave me money to buy some toilet papers, I ran like a mad man to get them, when I returned I tried asking the head girl what's wrong she just kept assuring all is well she even had a smile on her face.
A few minutes later my friend walks out of the office with the head girl beside her, I came towards her and tried to hold her hand because my poor little heart was breaking and I had no idea what was going on, I just wanted to comfort her but I got a heavy push that sent crashing to the floor and in the most frightening voice and eyes blazing she said "don't ever touch me or come near me again or I will break your head" and she walked away. Tears filled my eyes as I wonder what I have done wrong or has gone wrong with my friend, the head girl told me not to worry that she will be OK and she will come around but I don't understand what was amusing her in this whole matter because she was just laughing.

For few days we avoided each other then one day she came and met me under the tree were we usually hang out during breaks and explained everything to me and how they told her that if any boy should even touch her hand she will get pregnant but her mother have explained more thing to her and she was very sorry for pushing me down, all I could say was " na so you for break my head abi? We were both 13 years old then.

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by 46arcadez(m): 9:46pm On Oct 09, 2019
Was very younger then (15yrs), went to Polo park in Enugu (now shoprite) to flex my weekly hustle earnings. Saw this gal wearing white trouser just walked VERY fast passed me, was like who was after this gal and next thing i noticed red stain at her buttocks. Ahhh mumu me, mumu mee, was even calling the gal to tell her that she had stains but the gal didn't even send me as she was busy running home.

It was many years later that understood what happened that day.

Innocent me
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by graciouslygrace(f): 9:51pm On Oct 09, 2019
booking space sha
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by wiseone28: 10:29pm On Oct 09, 2019
Soon there will be a counter thread to this.. cheesy
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Nobody: 10:57pm On Oct 09, 2019
Make i crash for here, front page loading. Abeg lala do the needful
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by falcon01: 11:12pm On Oct 09, 2019
PrincessB1:
cheesy grin

So, two ladies stepped into our school compound to advertise and create awareness about always ultra pad. They were moving from one class to another with loads of pad. Before they stepped into our class, most of the boys in my class were already saying it that; those ladies came to distribute female bumbum special bread. I was just shinning my teeth grin cos it was a hilarious statement grin.
Las las, they stepped into our class and shared one pack of pad (always ultra) each to every female student after a brief health talk on personal hygiene and how to use the pad during emmenia. When I got home, I shew it to mumsy and her reply was in one sentence "go and keep it for yourself". I hearkened to her immediately.
One certain morning, after about a week I noticed that I was having an unusual slight abdominal cramp; I overlooked it and went to to take my shower, that was where i discovered blood stain in between my thigh. Immediately my mind flashed back to the female bumbum special bread grin and mumsy's word. Even without letting mumsy to know, i tore the pack and pick up one and put it in my vulva.
It was a concomitant occurrence.
It all happened while I was in JSS one.


That was my menarche experience.


lol this story sounds familiar... and I was exactly in jss1

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by PrincessB1(f): 9:08am On Oct 10, 2019
falcon01:
lol this story sounds familiar... and I was exactly in jss1
I'll speak no further lipsrsealed
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Nobody: 9:32am On Oct 10, 2019
Oya boys let's open our own Cumstration thread
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LET'S LAUGH SMALL LET'S SHARE OUR FIRST CUMSTRATION EXPERIENCE
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Zombiekiller010: 6:19pm On Oct 10, 2019
Ashawo coded runs
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Mustack: 8:07pm On Oct 10, 2019
Brainiac12:
Oya boys let's open our own Cumstration thread
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LET'S LAUGH SMALL LET'S SHARE OUR FIRST CUMSTRATION EXPERIENCE



Hehehe
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by SteveOfu: 3:09pm On Oct 11, 2019
I was 11 years when i saw mine.... Dat was in my jss 1 but i was kind of scared cus den i had more male folks dan female,so wen i got home i couldn't bring my self to tell my mum cus if i do she will tell me to desist from all my males folks nd it will be so painful for me...nd wen my elder sister who was a nurse came back from dat day,i told her nd de next thing she said was"u are now a woman nd u have to keep less male friends else de will get u pregnant"i said ok but deep down me i was very sad cus i have to keep away from them..... Lolzzzzzzz though my mum later found out nd she exaggerated de whole issue telling me folktales .....growing up was really fun shaa
Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by susiivy: 5:11pm On Oct 11, 2019
I was in ss1 returned from school one hot afternoon o, only for me to UnCloth remove pant see blood . I screamed and started crying hard. My aunt was just laughing.

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Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by Mustack: 9:00pm On Oct 11, 2019
susiivy:
I was in ss1 returned from school one hot afternoon o, only for me to UnCloth remove pant see blood . I screamed and started crying hard. My aunt was just laughing.
SteveOfu:
I was 11 years when i saw mine.... Dat was in my jss 1 but i was kind of scared cus den i had more male folks dan female,so wen i got home i couldn't bring my self to tell my mum cus if i do she will tell me to desist from all my males folks nd it will be so painful for me...nd wen my elder sister who was a nurse came back from dat day,i told her nd de next thing she said was"u are now a woman nd u have to keep less male friends else de will get u pregnant"i said ok but deep down me i was very sad cus i have to keep away from them..... Lolzzzzzzz though my mum later found out nd she exaggerated de whole issue telling me folktales .....growing up was really fun shaa

Re: Let's Laugh Small Let's Share Our First Menstrual Experiences by SteveOfu: 8:31am On Oct 14, 2019
grin grin grin
susiivy:
I was in ss1 returned from school one hot afternoon o, only for me to UnCloth remove pant see blood . I screamed and started crying hard. My aunt was just laughing.

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