omo_to_dun:

You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario,

just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later.

omo_to_dun:

You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later.

omo_to_dun:

You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later.

omo_to_dun:

You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later.

omo_to_dun:

You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later.

You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later. Grin[quote/]

omo_to_dun:

You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later.

zealot4me:

GBAM!! ANOTHER ONE OOO

OMO TO DUN DIS your ADVICE IS BAD OO

kay177:

AAAAAHH, ZEALOT YOU GOING TO A SCORPION'S DEN IF YOU GET STINK DONT COME AND ME T OOO, AM WARNING YOU,

zealot4me:

SCORPION'S DEN ? I DID LOVE TO KNW WHO DAT SCORPION IS OOO
*ROFT*

kay177:

zealot4me:

U BERA UNSEAL IT AND SAY SOMETHIN OOO

MrsEve:

I tried yall,

Your girlfriend didn't take your heart, it still beating in your chest or otherwise you wouldn't be typig on Nairaland.

~Small-B-Mighty~:

is dis how u do advises in nigeria? am shock. i have difrent opinion abt nigierains too bad.