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Joke by kpozite(m): 4:49pm On Nov 08, 2010 |
A play boy was driving and saw a beautiful lady at the bus stop and it is against his rule to let such pass. Unfortunately she is a reverend sister. He was disappointed but decided to pick all the same so he did and she was going to the convent (opposite direction to his destination) so whenever he wants to change the gear ( times deliberately), he will touch her laps and she will say Matthew 7:7. The process was repeated several times. When he dropped her off. He rushed home and dusted his bible and opened to matthew 7:7 and read ''Ask, Seek, Knock “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.'' |
Re: Joke by StudioCFR(m): 6:52pm On Nov 08, 2010 |
Hhmm Nearly |
Re: Joke by Nobody: 7:59pm On Nov 08, 2010 |
too bad, is that how u loss her? |
Re: Joke by MrBones2(m): 11:52pm On Nov 08, 2010 |
[size=14pt] routine joke [/size] |
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