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When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by Mudley313: 7:21pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Then I realized that the Lord does not work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by UyiIredia(m): 7:35pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
smh |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by e36991: 7:42pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
SMHx2 |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by UyiIredia(m): 7:44pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
now i am laffing >>> Mudley wetin do u today >>> she bodi don dey itch u |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by Mudley313: 8:01pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
what are you guys shaking your heads for? highly revered MOGs in today's naija stay practicing the latter of my made-up childish act (without the asking forgiveness afterwards part) while their deluded/gullible sheeple stick to the former |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by UyiIredia(m): 8:38pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
sometimes they ask for forgiveness, sometimes they don't >>> i don't indulge in keeping tabs on them >>> but I do agree with you on one thing >> that SOME pastors (and other ecclesiastical heads) do take advantage of the slant people have for credulity >>> simply put, they take advantage of the fact that people tend to believe (especially when it regards God) |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by manmustwac(m): 1:44am On Nov 10, 2010 |
Mudley313:Since the Lord works in mysterious ways am sure he forgave you. |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by tpia5: 4:23am On Nov 10, 2010 |
Then I realized that the Lord does not work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me of course He'll forgive you but you still do your time if caught. |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by Mudley313: 9:03am On Nov 10, 2010 |
tpia@: well, i guess it just goes to show how more reliable human authorities are than Mr. I AM |
Re: When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle by seyibrown(f): 1:03am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Mudley313: Remember that when someone steals your 'home', your girlfriend, your job (contract), your car or your mobile phone! Most important is YOUR LIFE;' Don't let the devil steal it because he doesn't steal to just use; he steals, kills and destroys! |
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