INTRODUCTION OF THE AUTHOR


It was Monday, the twenty first of October 2019, the OP was at work. A woman was next room to where he was. He was almost alone except for the company of this beautiful woman that just walked in. He had toasted her but all to no avail. She was looking tired or exhausted on a Monday morning.
Criminal minds will know what has happened during the weekend.
As usual it was boring and the OP was perusing through the English textbook situated on his table when he flipped through a sentence on page 112 of Intensive English for Senior Secondary Schools book 2 by Benson Oluikpe, Emeka Otagburuagu, Elsie A Ogbonna, Nnaemeka B Anasiudu, Sam Onuigbo, Thelma Y Obah of the Africana First Publisher Limited. This edition was reprinted in 2004; where he met the sentence "People who live in glass houses should not throw stones"
He was also listening to Cool FM where Cobham's "I say no" was being played. The noise of the music was oozing out from the speakers of his China phone.
Up nest was the midday news. The news was taking about Aisha Buhari getting angry on recorded video which was recorded by Fatima and it was uploaded on YouTube for every one to watch.
You don't need to wash your dirty lingeries on the social media. This is an issue that they should both resolve and not brought online.
Just like the Busola Dakolo and Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo' s you raped me case.
After all the online persecution and social media brouhaha, what happened? Some school of thoughts even blamed the woman, Busola herself, that why is she just bringing this to limelight since all these years.

THE STORY BEGINS
MR A was rich with plump and affluence. He had three wives Mrs B( also known as Alicia Keys), Mrs C(also known as Celine Dion) and Mrs D(also known as Whitney Houston).
There was rivalry and jealousy amongst his wives. Especially Mrs C and Mrs D .
Mrs C was the second or middle wife, so she bears the utmost pressure most times. She had two sons




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Mrs C was the second or middle wife, so she bears the utmost pressure most times. She had two sons and a daughter before she married Mr A but later bore 2 girls and a son for him. It was even because her friends advised her to soften up during sex for Mr A to penetrate deeply and sex her rigorously so that she will give birth to a boy. This is not for God's sake, it is to inherit Mr A's property. Because a girl has no inheritance in Yoruba land like a. boy will have . A boy will have the lion share whereas the girls will all go to their husbands houses and drop their father's name.

Mrs C was a very cruel and wicked woman, she always torment the other siblings of Mr A. Before Mr A married both of Mrs C and Mrs D he had a quarrel with his first wife and this led to him bringing out a double barrel gun threatening to shoot her.

Mrs B packed all her loads and left. But as custom deems it fit in Yoruba culture, the man owns the child, so all her children were left with Mr A and directly or indirectly it was Mrs C that will cater for them, Mrs B bore two girls and four boys.

She took two with her, a boy and a girl and left the rest.

Lunch was usually after noon. The whole house will be bubbling to the aroma of fried fish, sizzling onions, frying tomatoes and burnt yam flour simmering on the fire.

Trays or big bowls are common for eating. The big ones will always bully the young and small ones. Eat their fishes, meats, eggs or even pour hot Amala on their hands. There was a day that Chris , Celine Dion's first son was eating along with the children of Alicia Keys, they were all seated at the dinning.

Olumide, Babatunde and Debanji were also there. But instead of Debanji to fight for the interest of his younger brothers, he always fight for his own selfish interest.
Chris deliberately scooped hot Amala and spilled it on Olumide 's hand. It swelled up and he could no longer continue to eat. This called for Cardi 's attention. She was their grand mother. Dragging her feet on the terrazzo floor, she arrived after hearing the screams of Olumide.


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DISCLAIMER


Note
All the names in this story are all fake and fictitious. They were purposely employed by the OP to redirect the casts of their initial roles.
No harm was meant to the popularity or fame of any of these names either dead or alive


The story is purely fiction!!!

should I continue?

FAMILY TREE OF MR A

WIVES
FIRST WIFE: ALICIA KEYS OR MRS B
SECOND WIFE: CELINE DION OR MRS C
THIRD WIFE: WHITNEY HOUSTON OR MRS D

CHILDREN: MRS B' S CHILDREN
1.YEMI ALADE 2. DEBANJI3. BABATUNDE 4. OLUMIDE 5. NURU MARLI 6. ASA

MRS C'S CHILDREN: 1. CHRIS 2. WIZ KHALIFA 3. NICKI MINAJ 4. JENNIFER LOPEZ, 5. TIWA SAVAGE 6. WIZKID

MRS D'S CHILDREN: 1. RIHANNA 2. SHAKIRA 3. BEYONCE 4. OFFSET

In a jiffy, she asked Babatunde to bring the Vaseline or petroleum jelly from her room to soothe the injury.
Inside him, Chris was now smiling. Though Debanji, Babatunde and Olumide were all annoyed, there was nothing that they could do. They cold not plan any reprisal attacks, so they all kept mum and hypnotized.

Celine Dion also was happy, fulfilled and having a very good day at what just happened. Sometimes she won't wear pants to the kitchen.

Yemi Alade, Niniola, Kim Kardashian usually notice that immediately she stands up from Mr A 's diick she goes straight to the kitchen to cook without bathing, cleaning or even toothbrushing.

Mr A usually use sex enhancement drugs like Orobokibo and so on to boost his libido or sometimes Chelsea dry gin.
He will then loud the music player in his room so that all the soft moans to the sex will be swallowed up and will not be heard by passerbys

Out of jealousy on Mr A's property, Celine Dion and Whitney Houston had a cloth-tearing fight that Whitney beat the hell out of Celine. It was an unforgettable evening like Alicia Keys usually say, it is when the man is telling one of his wives the secrets of the other wife that they start to quarrel, fight and hate each other.

Mr A went to mosque to pray as usual and Whitney had left her room to where Mrs C was situated. She fought and tore her clothes. The people inside quickly informed each other about this incident and news was passed onto Mr A about his fighting wives.

When he got home, he summoned them but could not scold or admonish them as they were busy yelling at the top of their voices on each other.

At dawn, Mrs D was told to go back to Berlin while Mrs C remained in INSTANBUL. The rate of jealousy and rivalry between both of them was so high that it could degenerate.

So separating both of them is the best option. Mr A's friends and his mom also advised him not to put two fighters together under the same roof.
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Years later, in the kitchen where Mrs C usually cooks, she noticed that meat usually disappears from her pot. What she and her daughter Nicki Minaj usually do is to count the number of meat that was cooked before leaving the kitchen.

The kitchen was situated between NURU Marli and Wiz Khalifa 's rooms, so the two suspected meat thieves were either NURU Marli (the primary or main target) and Wiz Khalifa , the favourite or non-suspect.

They usually hold conspiracy meetings planning, scheming and plotting against NURU Marli because he is Mrs C's step son, his mom isn't living with them at the house.

When NEPA brings the bill for the month, they will ask all the males who are working,





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When Nepa brings the Nepa bill, they will ask all the males who are working, Babatunde is just managing in one primary school but he also donates, Nuru Marli too will be billed while the rest, Chris and Wiz Khalifa are free agents who pays nothing but just enjoy free light.
Because Mr A sleeps with Mrs C regularly due to housewife relationship, she made it duty on herself to always poison the minds of everyone about her step sons that they are evil, bad, lazy and bunch of do no goods.

She usually paint and polish polish her own siblings as the best, hard working and always acceptable to everyone.
If one of her step sons does anything in the house, it will lead to foul play on his or her part.
So everyone usually mellow or cool down to avoid being made the subject of the day.
Thereon, after cooking in the kitchen and counting the number of meats in the pot as usual, a little drop of rat poison was dropped in the pot of stew.

This was meant for Nuru Marli to eat and die. But unfortunately, things didn't go according to plan, it was Wiz Khalifa that ate the meats in the pot.
She and her cronies, her daughter Nicki Minaj whom she is always with had planned to box out Nuru Marli out of the equation.
They thought that he was the one who usually masticate all the meats not knowing it was Wiz Khalifa.
Wiz Khalifa usually plays both sides for fools. If he sees Nuru Marli

Wiz Khalifa usually plays both sides for fools. If he sees Nuru Marli, he smiles and talks, shakes him like his friend but when Nuru Marlo has went out, he connived and conspires with his mum and his sisters.

Whenever he is with his mum, they backbite and plan about how to confisticate, steal or loot all the luggage and properties in the house.

One very funny thing about them is that they believe that all the luggage and bags in the house belongs to them. Even if you put your phone on the table, after stealing it, they will say that it belongs to them.

Earlier, Nuru Marli does not usually lock his door anytime he is going out for work. They take this as a chance to plunder all his belongings. They measure bowls of rice, beans, garri, our off his kerosene because they knew he usually cooks with kerosene stove, eat a portion of his already cooked food and pretend as if they were innocent.
It was after Eid El Fitr celebrations and for the fact that Berlin is Mr A's hometown, he alongside his family usually travel to Berlin to celebrate the Eid El Fitr and Eid El Kabir celebrations.
But during this Eid El Fitr, they didn't travel. Except Nuru Marli, he secretly travelled in the evening when there was light. Anytime that there is light everyone will usually be inside watching film.
He packed some of his clothes in a nylon, bag, toothbrush, slippers and departed for Berlin.
His mum had called him earlier that she wanted to see him. He didn't even seem it fit to inform his dad.
The usual custom is that whenever you want to travel, you should inform everyone before you depart, Nuru Marli didn't inform anyone of his departure, he took a French leave. Fate will even say that it was God that saved him.

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AT BERLIN


Nuru Marli reached home at past eleven o clock. There was a traffic jam on the Instanbul Berlin expressway. It was raining like cat and dog and a minivan got a flat tyre in the middle of the road. The driver was trying to fix it. But after trying to no avail to get stone, Jack, spare tyre because he didn't have any of these in his boot.

That was why Road Safety officials usually arrest many of them when they are travelling. The passengers and drivers that were behind the still vehicle were fed up. They alighted from their vehicle. They were forced to help the delay causing man. They united together and started to help the man replace the flat tyre with the spare.

Jack, spanner, stones were immediately brought out from no where. As if they were conjured from mid air. The man was grateful. He was told to start the engine. It spurted out loud screeches once, twice and loudly many times. Everybody shouted "Which type of motorcar is this? " The vehicle refused to start. Some passengers even jested "You better go and buy another motorcar. This one you are driving is not a car ooooh! "

Nuru Marli was already already drenched. He is now feeling cold and shivering a little bit. All he could do was to watch the soap opera.


AT INSTANBUL

At midnight, everyone had gone to sleep, there was light from the evening around 6pm. On Fridays if there is light from 6pm, what the NEPA people usually do is to leave it(the light) till the next day's morning before they will switch it off again.
So street neighbours were all aware of this, so they went inside to watch film, receive fan, cook food, iron their clothes, wash their dirty clothes with washing machine, pump water from boreholes into their storex tanks and so on.
If Nuru Marli was at home now, he would be doing almost all of these, except pumping water from their well. It was Wiz Khalifa that was the Minister of water resources. He usually pumps the water from the well.

Whenever they want to use the water, they will send one of his younger ones may be Tiwa Savage, Nicki Minaj or Wizkid to inform him that they have brought light. He didn't have an electric bulb in his room, it has burnt and he didn't replace it.

Wizkid entered his room and called him. It was very dark inside, no reflection of light was seen. Wiz Khalifa was lying almost dead on the bed. He was having a stomach ache or concoction. Wizkid called him but he got no response, he turned back and went out.

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Mrs C couldn't find her phone. And Whenever she missed her phone, it can only be with only one person, that is Wizkid. What will he be doing with the phone? He will be playing games on it!!
"Wizkid, Wizkid, Wizkid" she shouted calling him.
Mr A asked "What happened? Why are you calling him? Where is he? " he asked gently turning towards her side.
"He is with my phone! I can't find my phone !" she barked at him.
"Its like he has went to tell brother Wiz Khalifa to pump water, that NEPA have brought light" Nicki Minaj replied.
Both of Tiwa Savage and Jennifer Lopez have slept on Mr A's bed. Though they have beds and televisions at their respective rooms, they usually prefer to watch together in Mr A's room. The movie was Jumong and Young Po and Die So Y'all were both plotting and scheming how they will kill Jumong.

AT BERLIN

When Nuru Marli got home, everyone has slept, he went to the window side to call his mum to open the door for him.
She rose, went to the door and unbolted the latch behind it. Kre kre ke ke, it cried in the silence of the night like a hungry baby waiting to suck its mummy's tits.

"Good evening ma" he greeted her.
"Good evening, why do you always love keeping late nights like this? A well disciplined person doesn't keep late nights. Look at the time, what says your time now? It's past 2am. Past 2am huh?" she scolded.
" I am sorry, it was hold up"
"Don't tell me sorry oh! I don't want to hear sorry. How are you? How is your daddy? Mrs C? Her children? How is everyone in Istanbul? "
"We are all fine. We thank God. Thanks. "
"What will you eat? We didn't have any food for you ooh?" she asked.
"No problem, I will eat in the morning. Let me go and sleep" he yawned as he walked slowly into his room.
"He hmmmm hmmmm! See him! Istanbul -Berlin, Berlin -instanbul, Istanbul to Berlin conductor!!! They will have recognised your face at the garage!! "she joked mocking him.
He didn't even bother to answer her. He walked lazily to his room and dropped like a log of wood on the bed.

At instanbul

Mr A went inside the toilet to excrete. He flushed and flushed but the water closet didn't bring forth water. He was fed up, he stood up, wrapped his towel and went out of his room.
"Where is Wiz Khalifa? " he was now getting angry.
"Wiz Khalifa! Wiz Khalifa!! Wiz Khalifa!!! Wiz Khalifa!!!! " he yelled at the top of his voice but no one responded.
Mr A angrily pushed open the door to Wiz Khalifa 's room, he carried a torch light in his left hand. he shone it on the body lying almost breathless on the bed.
"Wiz Khalifa!, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa!!!! " he shook him rigorously but all to no avail.
"Celine Dion, Celine Dion, Celine Dion" the whole house reverberated and echoed at the loud yells emanating from Mr A as he was dumbfounded.
Celine Dion heard the call but she ignored him and continued to watch her film.
"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy is calling you" Wizkid reported.
You might be wondering what made it so difficult for her to respond quickly. They live in a six bedroom flat with sitting room, dinning, kitchen, garage, lobby, passage, walk ways, and lounge. Each room is fitted with its own toilet and bathroom, the visitors room share the same bathroom and toilet with the sitting room. Most often, the sitting room is usually dusty, abandoned and unkempt. Everyone will burrow inside their rooms and seldom come out to the sitting room. Except there is a guest or general meeting or prayer, that is the only time that the sitting room is made use of.
"Where is he?" she rose sluggishly from the bed and took a piece of cloth to tie her hair. It was her scarf.
"Nicki Minaj come" she said. They went together and arrived inside Wiz Khalifa's room. He was lifeless on the bed.
"Ah My God, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, I am doomed! Ah God! Ah My Life, Yeeeeeeee!!!! Help me!!! Help me!!! Please carry him, carry him, Aaaaaah! Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Ah, Yeah God, help me, help me, help me!!! " she cried.
"Wasn't I calling you since that you didn't answer? " Mr A snarled at her.
She was now sobbing. Tears were dropping from her eyes. Collectively, they carried him off the bed.
"Go and call Don Jazzy to bring out his car for me. Tell him that it is Wiz Khalifa. Go!!! Fast!!! "
He tormented Tiwa Savage.
"Yeeeees Siiiiiiir" she zoomed off.
Hurriedly, she left without wearing her shoes. There was no gate to the entrance of Don Jazzy's compound, it was a storey building with six flats three flats up and two flats down.
Don jazzy was a second hand motor seller. He is an astute PDP supporter. He campaigned for the party during the 2015 and 2019 general elections. He had a small white Honda Prelude car. With this small toy as Nuru Marli and Wiz Khalifa usually call it, he has entered all the books and corners of Instanbul.
"Sallam Alaykum" Tiwa Savage roared angrily.
"Yees Wa Alaykum Sallam" someone replied from within.
"Please it was Wiz Khalifa that fainted for the past few hours. Please we need your car to take him to the hospital" she spoke trying to catch her breath.
"OK let's go" Don Jazzy said.
He entered his car and switched the ignition.

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At hospital



"What happened to him" asked the doctor.
"He was unconscious


to be continued.............. Yb

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