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Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:24pm On Oct 26, 2019
Hello peeps, I've created this Monika for a while specifically for this purpose but I was advised not to bring it to this forum but I urgently need advice. I'm a guy in my mid 20s,my joystick gets erected early in the morning which people say it's normal but the one that baffle me most is that a times my joystick erects just like that without any arousal. More so, whenever it charges, it's often painful and I have to urinate for it to calm down, and it's so embarrassing because it's noticeable. because I have quit a big cocumber. In a day, I might have upto 5 heavy erections Please is this a medical condition and what must I do.
Note :I don't watch porn and I'm a virgin. Mods please help me move this to a larger audience.
Lalasticlala

Mynd44 . Please could you help me?

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:27pm On Oct 26, 2019
Jeeez
Any man around their 50-60s would definitely shoot you if you complain such a blessing to them.

what your prick need is a coolant...
your sperm can't wait to fertilize something...
advice is, get your self a warm fresh puzzzy.

girls are cheaper than gala this days... just meet like five, lie to them how much u love them .

2 will surely agree depending on your packaging.
Visit them like 3 times so they trust u.
then invite them over...

If she comes, put your dickkk in her cooler and let your little boys swim out.
do this for like 3 months and your problem will be solved.

This issue can't be cured by medicine... it's strictly nature and only natural process can help u.

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Bigflamie(m): 10:30pm On Oct 26, 2019
You really need to get laid asap

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:32pm On Oct 26, 2019
Sorry man, had a friend who happened to experience this too, turns out he masturbated a lot and that's why. It's not a malfunction since it'll be up and running whenever you'll need it. Go see the doctor and mind you, don't take any pills as it might affect this same erection.

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:33pm On Oct 26, 2019
You don't have any problems at all. It's super normal...every morning and that's a sign of being active and you're in good health. I wish nairaland modes could create a forum for men only... where men-related issues could be discussed...women's too. Please seun and lalasticlala, take note.

That you're a virgin even makes 4 to 5 times of daily erection normal. I used to experience this when I was your age and still a virgin. At times, mine would erect so hard that my juice would stain my shots on it's own...it could be embarrassing at times.

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Truthwords: 10:39pm On Oct 26, 2019
SO YOU SEE THIS AS A PROBLEM . WHAT ABOUT ME THAT ALWAYS GET AN ERECTION WHEN EVER I LAUGH SO HARD . I NO FIT WATCH COMEDY FOR CINEMA SO AS TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT



















































































GUY YOUR CONDITION IS NOT A PROBLEM IT JUST MEAN YOU HAVE AN ACTIVE LIBIDO

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:40pm On Oct 26, 2019
Bigflamie:
You really need to get laid asap
what is that and how do I do it
Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Beckysexy(f): 10:41pm On Oct 26, 2019
Hmmmm,
It's giving signal to ....

I think your d**k needs to be su*ked really well until u cum .

Don't quote me*

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Lordwheez(m): 10:42pm On Oct 26, 2019
Bonatheripper:
Jeeez
Any man around their 50-60s would definitely shoot you if you complain such a blessing to them.

what your prick need is a coolant...
your sperm can't wait to fertilize something...
advice is, get your self a warm fresh puzzzy.

girls are cheaper than gala this days... just meet like five, lie to them how much u love them .

2 will surely agree depending on your packaging.
Visit them like 3 times so they trust u.
then invite them over...

If she comes, put your dickkk in her cooler and let your little boys swim out.
do this for like 3 months and your problem will be solved.

This issue can't be cured by medicine... it's strictly nature and only natural process can help u.

MA niqqa.......
Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:43pm On Oct 26, 2019
Bonatheripper:
Jeeez
Any man around their 50-60s would definitely shoot you if you complain such a blessing to them.

what your prick need is a coolant...
your sperm can't wait to fertilize something...
advice is, get your self a warm fresh puzzzy.

girls are cheaper than gala this days... just meet like five, lie to them how much u love them .

2 will surely agree depending on your packaging.
Visit them like 3 times so they trust u.
then invite them over...

If she comes, put your dickkk in her cooler and let your little boys swim out.
do this for like 3 months and your problem will be solved.

This issue can't be cured by medicine... it's strictly nature and only natural process can help u.
hmmmmmmmmm, anything else I can do without s*x embarassed embarassed?

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by ItzSpartacuz: 10:43pm On Oct 26, 2019
You waking up to a random erection is particularly common. This is known as Nocturnal Penile Tumescence.

But the erections you have during the day without any stimulation can be due to fluctuations in the level of your hormones, particularly testosterone.

(Random erections can be a sign of good health though)

But since you're having them accompanied with pains, that could be a sign of (ED) Erectile Dysfunction.

You should see a Doctor.
Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by greatmarshall(m): 10:45pm On Oct 26, 2019
Hmm
Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Oct 26, 2019
Icelandicboy:
hmmmmmmmmm, anything else I can do without s*x embarassed embarassed?

Get a Mouth Gig.
Masturbate.

if u don't like any of the above, Get a hammer.

when it rise like lizard nodding head.
use the hammer and hammer it.
after u hammer it 10-20 times... even buruntashi won't make it rise

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by budaatum: 10:45pm On Oct 26, 2019
Icelandicboy:
what is that and how do I do it
Just chop the annoying thing off and feed it to a dog and your problem will disappear with it.
Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:46pm On Oct 26, 2019
ItzSpartacuz:
You waking up to a random erection is particularly common. This is known as Nocturnal Penile Tumescence.

But the erections you have during the day without any stimulation can be due to fluctuations in the level of your hormones, particularly testosterone.

(Random erections can be a sign of good health though) tnx sir, the pain is as a result of me laying on the bed with my thing on the bed, it's big Dat it has to be on sleep mode in order for me to be comfortable in bed

But since you're having them accompanied with pains, that could be a sign of (ED) Erectile Dysfunction.

You should see a Doctor.
Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by Nobody: 10:47pm On Oct 26, 2019
budaatum:

Just chop the annoying thing off and feed it to a dog and your problem will disappear with it.
ok
Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by idesylvester(m): 10:53pm On Oct 26, 2019
Ur mind and your joystick are not working together, the joystick needs s*x but ur mind is scared, therefore causing the joystick pain, which is the pain u usually have. Bro settle them both, seat the joystick stick with ur mind and discuss the way forward

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Re: Help!! My Joystick Is Malfunctioning. by DenreleDave(m): 10:59pm On Oct 26, 2019
Icelandicboy:
Hello peeps, I've created this Monika for a while specifically for this purpose but I was advised not to bring it to this forum but I urgently need advice. I'm a guy in my mid 20s,my joystick gets erected early in the morning which people say it's normal but the one that baffle me most is that a times my joystick erects just like that without any arousal. More so, whenever it charges, it's often painful and I have to urinate for it to calm down, and it's so embarrassing because it's noticeable. because I have quit a big cocumber. In a day, I might have upto 5 heavy erections Please is this a medical condition and what must I do.
Note :I don't watch porn and I'm a virgin. Mods please help me move this to a larger audience.

Before I answer that
Are you a guy or a lady sir

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